BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. DEAR STAR.

Today Riley and I are celebrating our 100th post! We have really enjoyed being a part of DWB and your constant and loyal friendship has meant so much to us! We love you and your mommies too!

And now for my big anouncement! I have a new job as Fashion, Beauty and Relationships Editor for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" Magazine. Everyday I receive thousands of cards and letters from pups and kitties from all over the world asking me for beauty and fashion tips and advice on how to improve their relationships.

Please feel free to ask your question anytime on our blog and I will answer it in my weekly DEAR STAR POST. Hope you enjoy it!

"DEAR STAR", IS A WEEKLY COLUMN WITH ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS, BEAUTY AND FASHION.

Dear Star, We are confused! Me and my brother here, want to be models for GQ magazine but when we showed up for a photo shoot they threw us out the door! We're good look'n pups so what's the problem? Bubba and J.B. from Texas.

Dear Bubba and J.B., Actually, I think you guys are hot, but those toe nails! Yuck! Get a pedicure!

Dear Star,
I have big hair and I like it ! But I am constantly ridiculed by my friends and family and my boyfriend says he's going to leave me! They say that I am stuck in the Sixties! What do you think? Misty from Manhattan.
Dear Misty, Hmmm, well you're definitely stuck in something! Not sure what? Maybe it's time for a new look or a new boyfriend.


Dear Star, please help! I'm a four year old handsome and macho pup, but every now and then my mommy goes off the deep end and dresses me in Pink! I'm thinking about running away from home but this is the only outfit I have and it's cold outside! What should I do? From: Anonymous in Arlington, Texas.
Dear Anonymous, I say, SUCK IT UP! AND BE GLAD YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK!!!


Dear Star, I am a sweet little boy kitty but my mommy complains all the time about my hair balls. This makes me sad! Benjamin in Belgum.
Dear Benjamin, Hair balls huh? Well that's just too much information! Moving right along....


William from Wyoming writes: Dear Star, I started wearing my hair in dread locks a year ago. Every since then, guys keep trying to kick my butt! What can I do to escape these bullies?

Dear William, Try moving to L.A.!

Well, that's it for this week's column. Hope to hear from you soon and remember, LOVE AND FASHION ARE MY PASSION!

Love, Star.

GOING SHOPPING BUT I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR REMINGTON.

I'm sooo excited cause mommy is taking me shopping! I picked out this purse cause I want to look HOT just in case I run into that dreamy hunk of a pup, Remington! He calls me his little Princess you know?

Oh but wait, there's something wrong with this picture!


It's important that a girl knows how to accessorize and her outfit is never complete without her purse. They don't call me "Star - The Fashion Forward Diva" for nothing you know?
Well Rem, I got all dressed up just for you! Now it's off to Wally World! Hope to see ya there!

Oh, and I forgot to introduce you to my little Malt Molly. She likes pretty purses too!

I'M LEAVING HOME.

Why? you ask? I'll tell ya why! After that stunt mommy pulled on me yesterday, I am leaving and never coming back! She tried to sabotage my date with Tessa by dressing me in Dragnet and in PINK! and I will never forgive her!

Yea, well if he thinks he's leaving me here with that crazy menopausal woman, he's nuts! I'm leaving too!
Star, It was just awful! I had to wait until dark to go pee-pee so nobuddy would see me! And when I got to Tessa's, her mommy told me that I was in the wrong neighborhood and wouldn't let me in until she realized it was me!

Yea, and thank dogness PINK happens to be Tessa's favorite color cause when she saw me, she kissed and sniffed me a zillion times!

Then her mommy fixed us a wonderful meal with candlelight and Italian music. Oh Riley, that's so romantic! Yea, we shared a plate of spaghetti. I can't wait to go back, her mommy is soo nice!

I'm all packed now and I am so out of here! I bet she'll be sorry!

Riley wait! Let me just grab a few things and I'll go with you. I couldn't bare to let you go alone, besides, I'd miss you!

Okay, let's see...I got my pink blankie, Miss. Piggy, my favorite squeaky toy and just a few clothes.

Okay...I'm ready! Riley, grab the luggage and let's haul butt!


She's kidding, right? Hey, I'm not a pack mule, grab your own luggage!


Riley, PLEASSSSSSE! I have to carry my purse!


Well, on second thought, maybe I'll stay home? And I'll even forgive mommy this time, butt this time only! After all, I do love her!
Shucks! Riley! I was really looking forward to maybe going to Hawaii and visiting Mochi and laying on the beach all day. I even packed my bikini! THANKS A LOT RILEY!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU?

GETTING READY FOR MY DATE WITH TESSA.

Hi Everybuudy, Riley here! I have a date with Tessa tonight and I'm so excited that I'm actually looking forward to taking a bath! Now that that stupid mullet has grown out, I'm back to my studly self.

Mommy says she just has to add a few more finishing touches and then I'm ready to go out with my darling Tessa!


I'm having a nightmare!

LOOKING FOR MISS. PIGGY.

I have a favorite toy. Her name is Miss Piggy and I think she ran away from home. I miss her pretty pink fur and her squeaky little oink! Maybe she's in here?


Nope!
I've looked everywhere and I still can find her! I'm exhausted!

She's probably mad at me cause I bit her ear off.

WHITE FEATHERS.

My mommy luuuvs white feathers! She thinks they are the prettiest of all feathers! Can you tell?

Especially, if they're mine!


Silly mommy!
Luv,
Star.

I CONFESS.

It's time for me to fess up! I know, you think that I'm this prissy little Diva that lays around all day on a white satin pillow. I bet you also think that I never get dirty or have a hair out of place. Well guess what?
Every morning when I eat my breaky all my ladyness goes right out the door! I don't mess around, I just make a mess! The best way to eat breaky is to just dive in!

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

IT'S SNOWING LIKE CRAZY. PART TWO.

Hey Star! Let's go for a ride in the snow! I'll just start it up! What's wrong Riley? It won't start. Oh, Crap!


What's that mommy? It's out of gas? And your not buying any more?

Star, don't go.

Who needs that old clunker anyway? I'd rather eat snow!
Aaah, look at you two! You have snowballs all over you and you are just freezing! Here, let me hold you and keep you warm. I knew it! The minute we start having fun, here she comes! And there's daddy with that flashy box! Oh brother, not again! Mommy I just wanna play! Yea, and I want to go in for a nappy! Okay kids, just one more little picture for daddy and then you can play.


I don't believe this! They just won't stop! I've been a perfect little angel all year and this is how she treats me?

I gave up ten weeks of my life dancing my butt off and wearing those stupid costumes she made me and this is how she repays me?


Not to mention, that we've been good watch dogs and have kept away the bad guys!


And if it weren't for us, she wouldn't have a life! Riley, are you listening to me?


Oh yea Sis, every word!

Just one more picture, kids....say CHEESEEEEEE!

She never keeps her promises!


And Riley, remember when.......RILEY!!!!!!!!!