IT'S THE 11th SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS. READ STAR'S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE STARS.
Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star, Editor of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE". Last Monday night started the Eleventh Season of "DANCING WITH THE STARS"! And I was right there interviewing all of them for my Entertainment Column.
My first interview was with the "HUFF AND PUFF AND I'LL BLOW MYSELF DOWN!" - David Whatahassle. Boy, is he weird! And I asked him what he thought about Len's comment about him being the son of Donnie Osmond and Jerry Springer?
He said, Well he can just kiss my bippy! Yea, take that you old goat!
Then I asked Margaret Cho, GIRL! What were you thinking dancing with that scarf?
She said, Oh I never think. Well, that explains it I said.
Hey wait a minute! I recognize that scarf!
It's the one that Sweet Mango The Maltese Kiddo sent me and it's my favorite scarf!
Hey, give me my scarf back you HUSSY, or I'll give you some more tattoos and they won't be pretty!
I tried to get an Interview with THE SITUATION, butt he was busy counting his muscles. Too bad he can only count to three!
After he danced the judges gave him their scores. Carrie Ann Enabler gave him a 6, and Len pulled out his AMMUNITION and shot him a 2! Then Bruno Ravioli gave him a $15 and slipped it in his pants! OMD! This show is going down hill fast!
Then Tuesday was Elimination Night. Well, you know what happens when I hear the word elimination? Butt thank dogness everyone was too nervous to even notice.
Then I howled out, JUDGES, MAY WE HAVE YOUR SCORES?
Well HUFF, how do you feel about being sent home tonight?.....Well, I had a great time, and Kim is a great girl and I feel really great! Really!
Yea, yea who cares?.....Sorry HUFF, please don't cry.
Then suddenly, I got depressed remembering when Riley and I won the Mirror Ball Trophy two seasons ago and wished that we were dancing on the show again.
Heck, not me Sis, since mommy won't let me lift my leg in the yard anymore, the trophy makes a grrreat fire hydrant!
Riley, you just had to go and spoil it for me didn't you? What-EVER! Some things never change!
Well, that's it for this weeks edition of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE" butt, be sure to read my Entertainment Column next week for more exciting interviews with the Stars on "DANCING WITH THE STARS"!
See you then.