Wednesday, February 24, 2010


Why? you ask? I'll tell ya why! After that stunt mommy pulled on me yesterday, I am leaving and never coming back! She tried to sabotage my date with Tessa by dressing me in Dragnet and in PINK! and I will never forgive her!

Yea, well if he thinks he's leaving me here with that crazy menopausal woman, he's nuts! I'm leaving too!
Star, It was just awful! I had to wait until dark to go pee-pee so nobuddy would see me! And when I got to Tessa's, her mommy told me that I was in the wrong neighborhood and wouldn't let me in until she realized it was me!

Yea, and thank dogness PINK happens to be Tessa's favorite color cause when she saw me, she kissed and sniffed me a zillion times!

Then her mommy fixed us a wonderful meal with candlelight and Italian music. Oh Riley, that's so romantic! Yea, we shared a plate of spaghetti. I can't wait to go back, her mommy is soo nice!

I'm all packed now and I am so out of here! I bet she'll be sorry!

Riley wait! Let me just grab a few things and I'll go with you. I couldn't bare to let you go alone, besides, I'd miss you!

Okay, let's see...I got my pink blankie, Miss. Piggy, my favorite squeaky toy and just a few clothes.

Okay...I'm ready! Riley, grab the luggage and let's haul butt!

She's kidding, right? Hey, I'm not a pack mule, grab your own luggage!

Riley, PLEASSSSSSE! I have to carry my purse!

Well, on second thought, maybe I'll stay home? And I'll even forgive mommy this time, butt this time only! After all, I do love her!
Shucks! Riley! I was really looking forward to maybe going to Hawaii and visiting Mochi and laying on the beach all day. I even packed my bikini! THANKS A LOT RILEY!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU?



Blogger Sam said...

I think you guys should stay. Even if momma's choice of clothes for you was mean spirited, it wound up helping you out! At this rate, she should NEVER be able to get to you with pranks like that!

February 24, 2010 at 9:06 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'd put her on notice and give her one more try!


February 24, 2010 at 9:54 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

I'm so glad you forgave your Mommy. Tell her no more pink, please.:)

Teddy Bear

February 24, 2010 at 11:36 PM  
Blogger Martha and Bailey said...

Oh No!!!! What a bad mommy you have - although we have to go backwards now and read what she did in the last post! You see our humans is holding us back.......
We are glad you have decided to give her another chance - we also live with a menopausal mum and they are pretty mad! So dressing you up to look ridiculous will have seemed reasonable to her.
She maybe thought you looked cute or something!
Just hide the pink stuff you don't like - leave it for a day - mom will have forgotten all about it....................their short term memory is very poor at this stage.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

February 25, 2010 at 1:37 AM  
Blogger MAX said...

Hi there Riley and Star
Im calling by to say that I haven't forgotten you guys, but I see you are busy, busy, busy! So this thingy with Tessa? Sounds serious Riley! She's gorgeous though, so I would definitely make a serious move if I were you!
Mom ays I must tell you that she just loves your dialogue(Any idea what that means?) and your Mom's creativity! In addition - you guys are soooo gorgeous...certainly puts KING TOFFEE to shame!

February 25, 2010 at 2:44 AM  
Blogger Santa and Minnie said...

Thank goodness, you guys are staying home. Aunty Diana just love all your stuffs. She's like your Mom, loves the colour pink.

February 25, 2010 at 2:52 AM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

I have a great idea... you can move and stay with Tessa!! You can spend all your time together and her mommy will whip up all the nice yummy food for you... perfect!

February 25, 2010 at 4:10 AM  
Blogger Bijou said...

I am glad you changed your mind. Like you said, pink is Tessa's fav color, so your mom was just helping you out.


February 25, 2010 at 4:30 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Hi and I are sending a 2 Men and a Truck for you and all your luggage and tell Riley he is also welcomed to hop in the truck. You'll be at our house in no time.
You two are hilarious!!! But just a hint of careful that mom doesn't hear you call her menopausal...she might dye your coats a horrid color while you are sleeping.
Madi and Mom

February 25, 2010 at 5:07 AM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

What is it b\with brothers Star...can't live with them...get lonely without them *sigh*


February 25, 2010 at 6:04 AM  
Blogger Nadine said...

Thank dogness you guys decided to stay! Riley, even though your Mom dressed you in that ridiculous outfit, it all worked out for the best, because we heard that Tessa just loves a dog in pink!! But, for the future, I would throw that outfit out and when she goes looking for it, you can just tell her you don't know what happened to it (we learned this from our Mom, that's what she does to Dad's junk sometimes, BOL!!)

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

February 25, 2010 at 6:06 AM  
Blogger Sallie said...


You pack like I do, Star!

February 25, 2010 at 6:16 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

Riley!!! I think your momma and my dad are both suffering the same thingy. They just can't believe that we have our GIRRRLS and are all grown up guys. They both tried to put a squirrel wrench in our love lives.
I am sooooo glad your date with Tessa worked out. CANDLES??? You got to have candles??? My mom was afraid that we would catch our furs on fire so Ruby and Penny and I only got to have the dumb old Oil Light.
Maybe you and I should write a book about how to get Two Leggers to become more... Mature. I'm sure it would be a bestest seller.
Now that we have THEM in a better mentals state... I think thingys will be MUCH better for US and our WIMMEN!! I'm just sayin'.

February 25, 2010 at 6:41 AM  
Blogger Scout 'n Freyja said...

Ohmygosh! You could get a little, tiny doggy hernia trying to carry all that luggage! Good think the two of you are staying put!

February 25, 2010 at 6:46 AM  
Blogger Remington said...

That was the cutest blog! Riley you can come and stay with me for awhile and hang out. Maybe we can go snowboarding. And my little princess Star can come along and sit by the fireplace in the lodge and wait for us....

February 25, 2010 at 6:52 AM  
Blogger Snowy and Crystal said...

awwh Riley, look at you in that last pic .. you sure can always forgive mommy *wet licks*

and Star, you act like a real girl wid luggage that is bigger than you =D hehe

February 25, 2010 at 8:10 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, hey! If you're going to go see Mochi, stop by and get me! I'll carry your luggage, your purse, whatever! And I'm not afraid to wear pink!
Play bows,

February 25, 2010 at 9:22 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

Hello Riley,

So glad that you have staying home. We share you a secret... Mommy kept giggling and laughing as she was reading your post. Especially when we finally saw Star's luggage. heehee

Looking forward to your date with Tessa. Weeeee

-Frappie, Mocha, Sugar & the Piappies

February 25, 2010 at 10:08 AM  
Blogger Clive said...

We're glad you decided to stay at home too!

But tell your Mom - no more Pink!!

take care
Clive and the NSLM

February 25, 2010 at 10:18 AM  
Blogger Tessa the Maltese said...

OMD Riley! I worry about you and Star thinking of running away from home, traveling so far. Oh my, I would worry so.

Mommy is so sorry that she did not recognize you, but I knew it was you! No matter what color your Mom tries to paint you up I would know you anywhere! You will always be my BIG STUDLY Pup!

Mommy says that if you really need a place to stay that you and Star are more than welcome in our home. Mommy says that you are both very polite and respectful pups who would always be welcome.

She also says that there are plenty of yummy nummy leftovers in a good Italian home! And that friends are always welcome in our home, even wearing pink!

I am glad that you have forgiven you Mom. I hope that she thinks twice before selecting a color palette for you.

Take care my Studly Riley!

Hugs and Kisses, Tessa

February 25, 2010 at 12:10 PM  
Blogger Sagira said...

Aww...Riley, I bet your date was great even if your mom made you wear pink. I think only real mean can wear pink!

February 25, 2010 at 12:44 PM  

holy crap that's alot of luggage... what? I'd have to forgive mom too. WEll.. you can pout for awhile... guilt trip tactics work well. Try it.

February 25, 2010 at 4:27 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Riley!
When I saw your luggage all ready I was afraid you were living your home!
Glad you changed your mind!
I am sure your mom will never dress you in pink again!
Kisses and hugs

February 25, 2010 at 6:23 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

BOLOLOLOL - too funny.

Riley, we just knew you would have a great time with Tessa, she doesn't love you just for what you wear.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

February 25, 2010 at 7:01 PM  
Blogger Olive said...

Well, sheesh you almost left huh?? I am just down the road from you..I will leave the shed door unlocked!! BOL!!

Smile my friends..

Licks from me Olive

February 25, 2010 at 8:08 PM  
Blogger Coco - The Princess said...

OMD!!! where did your mommy get Star's doggy closet!?!?!?!?!? We have to know!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

Coco The Princess

February 26, 2010 at 1:10 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Glad you decided to stay Riley, the blog just wouldn't be the same without you!

February 26, 2010 at 10:48 PM  
Blogger Oskar said...

I'm glad you found Miss Piggy! And I'm glad you didn't run away!

February 28, 2010 at 4:31 PM  
Blogger Mochi and Mommy said...

You pups are always welcome to visit me! :) I'll take you to the beach, but I'm staying far away from that water! :)


March 1, 2010 at 11:12 AM  

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