I'M LEAVING HOME.
Why? you ask? I'll tell ya why! After that stunt mommy pulled on me yesterday, I am leaving and never coming back! She tried to sabotage my date with Tessa by dressing me in Dragnet and in PINK! and I will never forgive her!
Yea, well if he thinks he's leaving me here with that crazy menopausal woman, he's nuts! I'm leaving too!
Star, It was just awful! I had to wait until dark to go pee-pee so nobuddy would see me! And when I got to Tessa's, her mommy told me that I was in the wrong neighborhood and wouldn't let me in until she realized it was me!
Yea, and thank dogness PINK happens to be Tessa's favorite color cause when she saw me, she kissed and sniffed me a zillion times!
Then her mommy fixed us a wonderful meal with candlelight and Italian music. Oh Riley, that's so romantic! Yea, we shared a plate of spaghetti. I can't wait to go back, her mommy is soo nice!
I'm all packed now and I am so out of here! I bet she'll be sorry!
Riley wait! Let me just grab a few things and I'll go with you. I couldn't bare to let you go alone, besides, I'd miss you!
Okay, let's see...I got my pink blankie, Miss. Piggy, my favorite squeaky toy and just a few clothes.
Okay...I'm ready! Riley, grab the luggage and let's haul butt!
She's kidding, right? Hey, I'm not a pack mule, grab your own luggage!
Riley, PLEASSSSSSE! I have to carry my purse!
Well, on second thought, maybe I'll stay home? And I'll even forgive mommy this time, butt this time only! After all, I do love her!
Shucks! Riley! I was really looking forward to maybe going to Hawaii and visiting Mochi and laying on the beach all day. I even packed my bikini! THANKS A LOT RILEY!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU?
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