PLEASE VOTE FOR RILEY AND STAR ON "DANCING WITH THE STAR"!
Gee, this waiting is making me sooo nervous!
Hi Everyone, Regis and Kelly here. Well it's Tuesday morning in New York and RILEY AND STAR HAVE MADE THE HEADLINES AGAIN!!!
Apparently, Star is really creating a ruckus on "DANCING WITH THE STAR". Really? Yes, according to STAR MAGAZINE, Donnie says: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
Well Regis, did you see who was in the audience last night? No, who? MANGO THE MALTESE KIDDO, and CRYSTAL his main squeeze and his brother, CHUBS. Also, LORENZA, DORY, SASHA and MADI. AND.... SNOWY and SAVVY - RILEY and STAR'S sweeties, and hundreds of their other Doggy and Kitty blogging friends. No kidding? Yep! MANGO flew them all in on his private jet from all over the world! Wow! Now that IS big! Yes, and they were dressed to kill, weren't they?
Well it says here that Mya said: "THE ONLY DIVA AROUND HERE IS ME"!!! Oh how shallow! I'm more of a DIVA then she is! Apparently, STAR IS! Oh.
Well, I hear that Kelly O can't stop crying! Really why? Because, Carrie Ann dubbed STAR "THE QUEEN OF CUTENESS"! I don't know why people can't just get along? YES, SHAME ON THEM!!!
What did you say, Gelman? They have a new show? Really??? Yes, 'LIVE WITH RILEY AND STAR"! Why those little brats!!! How dare they? Yeah, let's grill them and have a HOT DOG stand on Broadway! Yeah, we'll show them!
It gets worse, Regis. WHAT NOW, GELMAN??? RILEY is replacing you on "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?" WHAT??? I'M GOING TO SMOTHER HIM WITH TOBASCO SAUCE!
Regis! Enough already! It's time for Snoop Dog- our HOLLYWOOD Corespondent to give us the poop on "DANCING WITH THE STAR". SOMEBODY GET THE POOPER-SCOOPER! Ha, ha!
Hi guys! Well, last night STAR really rocked the house with her FREE-STYLE dance.
And RILEY jumped so high, he went through the ceiling!
And Bruno said STAR had the power to be unleashed!
Then Cranky Old Len said, NO STRESS-EXPRESS BUT WHAT A MESS, YOU LEFT ON THE FLOOR! Sorry Len.
And then he said, DING DONG DOG! NOW THAT WAS A CHA, CHA!!!
Carrie Ann said, RILEY, where did those hips come from?
Just then, STAR went through the Spin Cycle!
Bruno told Riley that he was THE MASTER OF SHOW BUSINESS! That's when Donny got his feelings hurt!
Meanwhile, backstage when STAR saw all her friends in the audience, she told RILEY she was too nervous to dance! He said, just enjoy it, have fun and leave it on the dance floor! Star said, now he tells me!
IT'S HOLLYWOOD AND WELCOME TO THE FINAL SHOW OF "DANCING WITH THE STAR"! STAY TUNED TO SEE WHO WILL WIN THE MIRROR BALL TROPHY!
RILEY, I just want you to know that whatever happens tonight, this has been the best experience of my life and I owe everything to you! Can I have that in writing? I've been eying some of your toys.
NOW THE MOMENT WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR......! IN FIRST PLACE, DONNY!....
NO, WAIT A MINUTE! FOLKS, MILLION OF CALLS ARE COMING IN FROM KITTIES AND DOGGIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD VOTING FOR RILEY AND STAR AND IF WE DON'T LET THEM WIN, THEIR FRIENDS WILL EAT US ALIVE! THAT'S RIGHT TOM, SO LET'S CALL IT A TIE!
Gosh RILEY, Donny is a much better dancer then me and he's old enought to be my Great, great, grandfather! I think the Trophy should go to him. Ahhh, that's sweet of you Sis.
NOT TO WORRY KIDS, OUR STAFF JUST RAN OUT TO WALDO-MART AND BOUGHT A REPLICA OF THE MIRROR BALL! SO, HERE YOU GO STAR! CONGRATULATIONS! Not so fast Buddy, I'll take the real one!
STAR, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY TO THE VIEWER'S OUT THERE? Well first I want to thank every Doggy and Kitty for all the LOVE and VOTES they sent my way. And as for Regis and Kelly, "WELL, YOU CAN JUST KISS MY....."!
Riley, what's wrong with mommy? Oh nothing, she just fell over from exhaustion!
Pee.S. HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone! We are so grateful for our family and all our good Doggy and Kitty friends!