RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Sunday, February 28, 2010

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. DEAR STAR.


Today Riley and I are celebrating our 100th post! We have really enjoyed being a part of DWB and your constant and loyal friendship has meant so much to us! We love you and your mommies too!

And now for my big anouncement! I have a new job as Fashion, Beauty and Relationships Editor for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" Magazine. Everyday I receive thousands of cards and letters from pups and kitties from all over the world asking me for beauty and fashion tips and advice on how to improve their relationships.

Please feel free to ask your question anytime on our blog and I will answer it in my weekly DEAR STAR POST. Hope you enjoy it!

"DEAR STAR", IS A WEEKLY COLUMN WITH ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS, BEAUTY AND FASHION.

Dear Star, We are confused! Me and my brother here, want to be models for GQ magazine but when we showed up for a photo shoot they threw us out the door! We're good look'n pups so what's the problem? Bubba and J.B. from Texas.

Dear Bubba and J.B., Actually, I think you guys are hot, but those toe nails! Yuck! Get a pedicure!

Dear Star,
I have big hair and I like it ! But I am constantly ridiculed by my friends and family and my boyfriend says he's going to leave me! They say that I am stuck in the Sixties! What do you think? Misty from Manhattan.
Dear Misty, Hmmm, well you're definitely stuck in something! Not sure what? Maybe it's time for a new look or a new boyfriend.


Dear Star, please help! I'm a four year old handsome and macho pup, but every now and then my mommy goes off the deep end and dresses me in Pink! I'm thinking about running away from home but this is the only outfit I have and it's cold outside! What should I do? From: Anonymous in Arlington, Texas.
Dear Anonymous, I say, SUCK IT UP! AND BE GLAD YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK!!!


Dear Star, I am a sweet little boy kitty but my mommy complains all the time about my hair balls. This makes me sad! Benjamin in Belgum.
Dear Benjamin, Hair balls huh? Well that's just too much information! Moving right along....


William from Wyoming writes: Dear Star, I started wearing my hair in dread locks a year ago. Every since then, guys keep trying to kick my butt! What can I do to escape these bullies?


Dear William, Try moving to L.A.!

Well, that's it for this week's column. Hope to hear from you soon and remember, LOVE AND FASHION ARE MY PASSION!

Love, Star.

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29 Comments:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What a literary talent woo are!

KHONGRATS on #100!

Here's to many more and many more helpful hints!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

February 28, 2010 at 7:31 PM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

truly you're the STAR :)

February 28, 2010 at 7:46 PM  
Blogger Tweedles -- that's me said...

Riley and Star
Somehow I just know that you two will be pros at this.
I cannot wait to follow along to see all your suggestions to go with all the problems
love
tweedles

February 28, 2010 at 9:21 PM  
Blogger Life With Dogs said...

Brilliant post - the perfect way to celebrate. Happy 100!

February 28, 2010 at 9:23 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

Congrats on your 100th post! How exciting!:) You give some great advice!:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

February 28, 2010 at 11:00 PM  
Blogger Cocorue said...

pawsome post and congrats on your 100th post

you are so gifted that i'm Not surprised you have a new job and you do make a great FBR Editor.....just look at those fantastic advice that you're dishing out -

have ONE for you:


"is there anyway i can er, keeeeeel my sista WITHOUT going to jail??????"

chikisses
coco

February 28, 2010 at 11:09 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Oh Star, this post had me rolling on floor laughing.
1st off, Congrats on your 100th post, baby, with this speed you'll reach one million posts in no time.
Not only you are pretty but you also are super intelligent and have great sense of humor. Beauty and brain, you have it all.
Love y'all

March 1, 2010 at 3:42 AM  
Blogger Bijou said...

Congrats on your 100th post. I know you will have great success with this adventure. You are so dang smart!

Waggles,
Bijou

March 1, 2010 at 4:16 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Star and Riley....your MOM IS ONE TALENTED and CREATIVE Lady!!! Oh my word this is fabulous.
Madi has a question:
Dear Star,
I have a L O T of long straight fur....mom brushes is 3 or 4 times a week which eliminates with those unmentionable hairballs but I keep telling her she is brush all the curl out. I want to know how you keep your fur fluffy and curly. Is it natural curl or do you use a secret conditioner?
Madi and Mom

March 1, 2010 at 5:10 AM  
Blogger Remington said...

Congrats on your 100th post! Keep them coming! My Little Princess Star....I am SO proud of you for getting that job! I know you go far with this! I like what you have done so far -- great advice. Here is a BIG Newfie hug just for you!

March 1, 2010 at 5:35 AM  
Blogger Ruby and Penny said...

Congratulations on your 100th post Riley & Star.
Way to go star. What an awesome job.
Love Ruby & Penny

March 1, 2010 at 6:09 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 100th. POST!!
Love this post. I thought it was quite helpful. My mom is laughing her tail off though.

March 1, 2010 at 6:47 AM  
Blogger Nadine said...

We are just clapping our paws off in congratulations of your 100th post!! And great start on your new career Star, Mom was giggling her butt off at all of your answers!!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

March 1, 2010 at 7:03 AM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

Congrats Riley and Star!!! We are so glad that we met you and have gotten to know you this year!

What a great job! Here is a question for you....

How do I talk my Mama into letting me grow my hair out and NOT cutting my hair again??

Smileys!
Dory

March 1, 2010 at 7:36 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Now we know who to come to for fashion advice!!

March 1, 2010 at 8:56 AM  
Blogger Tessa the Maltese said...

CONGRATULATIONS Riley and Star ON YOUR 100th POST!! We are so very proud of you and your Mom too!

Special Congrats to you Star on your new job as Fashion, Beauty and Relationships Editor!

You were definately the BESTEST choice for Pretty Kitty & Buffy Puppy mag! We are so very proud of you.

Now I have a ? don't you think you were a little rough with that nice Malti boy whos mean Mom dressed him in pink?

Love to my Studly Maltie pup RILEY!!!

Hugs and Kisses, Tessa

March 1, 2010 at 10:22 AM  
Blogger Martha and Bailey said...

Oh dear we are havingsome blogging problems - our comment disappeared!
Congrats on your 100th post and your new job Star.
We think you were just the right doggie for the position and look forward to hearing you solve all these fashion and beauty problems.
Now here is our question - do you have any fashionable ideas for what we can do with our ears?
They really are a nuisance. In the wind they blow about. In the wet they drag through the mud. Sometimes we stand on them. Everyone thinks they are cute but believe us we have bad ear days every day.
love
Martha & bailey xxx

March 1, 2010 at 10:44 AM  
Blogger Mochi and Mommy said...

Congrats on your 100th post! Awesome post and congrats on your new job! :)

Mochi

March 1, 2010 at 11:07 AM  
Blogger Nellie and Calvert said...

Oh Star, you are a lady of many talents. Congrats on th 100th Post, Congrats on the new job.

Calvert is in deperate need of some hair tips, I'm gonna send him your way.

Schnauzer kisses to you and Riley.

N&C

March 1, 2010 at 12:42 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Staw
Congwatulations on youw 100th post!!!
And thank dog you awe gokng to wun this column..obviously a lott of pups need youw help wif advice aon fashion and welationships, but i think you could have been a bit kindew to that poow kitty
smoochie kisses
ASTa

March 1, 2010 at 1:58 PM  
Blogger Gus, Louie and Callie said...

congrad's on your 100th post..
We love your Dear Star column. What great advise you are giving.. hehe

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

March 1, 2010 at 2:07 PM  
Blogger Olive said...

Happy 100!! You dont look that old! BOL--that post made Mom laugh so hard she ran to the powder room!!

Licks to you!!

Olive

March 1, 2010 at 2:40 PM  
Blogger Sagira said...

Congrats on your new job and 100th post! :)

March 1, 2010 at 2:48 PM  
Blogger Ina in Alaska said...

OMG how cute is this blog!!!! Was just reading this post and the preceding ones.... what adorable little pups you have. We had rescued a Maltese many years ago. She was 15!! Her humans had gotten into a serious domestic dispute that turned deadly. The husband is now in prison for life, but at the time of the tragedy, their little Maltese was left alone in their apartment. The landlady contacted a friend of theirs who contacted us... I could not bear to see this tiny and frail senior citizen end up at animal control...and the rest of the story is that she lived for another year and a half with us, she was very darling... xoxo

March 1, 2010 at 2:51 PM  
Blogger RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Ina,

Nice to hear from you. Glad you enjoyed our post. Please come by often! Wow, what a story about that sweet little Maltese. What a blessing for both of you that you were there to save her.

Hope you are having a great week with all the Festivities going on.

Luv,
Riley and Star.

March 1, 2010 at 5:03 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Congratulations on your 100th Post!
And many more to come!
I am very happy to be your friend!
You got a very important job, Star!
I am sure you are going to help lot of us with your good advices!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

March 1, 2010 at 9:34 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Congratulations on 100 posts and on your new job! What great advice you're giving, Star!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

March 2, 2010 at 2:25 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

OMD, this is hilarious. Mom almost choked on her tea as she read over our shoulders. Too too funny.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

March 2, 2010 at 10:51 AM  
Blogger Oskar said...

Congratulations on your 100th post!

Star I think that your column will be a huge success. Being excessively handsome I don't think I'll be needing any advice, but I'm sure lots of pups do.

March 3, 2010 at 4:09 PM  

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