Friday, September 24, 2010


Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star, Editor of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE". Last Monday night started the Eleventh Season of "DANCING WITH THE STARS"! And I was right there interviewing all of them for my Entertainment Column.

My first interview was with the "HUFF AND PUFF AND I'LL BLOW MYSELF DOWN!" - David Whatahassle. Boy, is he weird! And I asked him what he thought about Len's comment about him being the son of Donnie Osmond and Jerry Springer?

He said, Well he can just kiss my bippy! Yea, take that you old goat!

Then I asked Margaret Cho, GIRL! What were you thinking dancing with that scarf?

She said, Oh I never think. Well, that explains it I said.

Hey wait a minute! I recognize that scarf!

It's the one that Sweet Mango The Maltese Kiddo sent me and it's my favorite scarf!

Hey, give me my scarf back you HUSSY, or I'll give you some more tattoos and they won't be pretty!

I tried to get an Interview with THE SITUATION, butt he was busy counting his muscles. Too bad he can only count to three!

After he danced the judges gave him their scores. Carrie Ann Enabler gave him a 6, and Len pulled out his AMMUNITION and shot him a 2! Then Bruno Ravioli gave him a $15 and slipped it in his pants! OMD! This show is going down hill fast!

Then Tuesday was Elimination Night. Well, you know what happens when I hear the word elimination? Butt thank dogness everyone was too nervous to even notice.


Well HUFF, how do you feel about being sent home tonight?.....Well, I had a great time, and Kim is a great girl and I feel really great! Really!

Yea, yea who cares?.....Sorry HUFF, please don't cry.

Then suddenly, I got depressed remembering when Riley and I won the Mirror Ball Trophy two seasons ago and wished that we were dancing on the show again.

Heck, not me Sis, since mommy won't let me lift my leg in the yard anymore, the trophy makes a grrreat fire hydrant!

Riley, you just had to go and spoil it for me didn't you? What-EVER! Some things never change!

Well, that's it for this weeks edition of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE" butt, be sure to read my Entertainment Column next week for more exciting interviews with the Stars on "DANCING WITH THE STARS"!

See you then.



Blogger bichonpawz said...

What a fabulous review of the program!!! We love that program and we have watched all of the seasons with our mama too!!! Look forward to hearing more about all of your interviews...we love your pretty outfits!! xoxoxo Chloe and LadyBug

September 25, 2010 at 12:16 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Edge of the seat real time reporting! Fantastic! I love your outfits.


P.S. The header photo rocks!

September 25, 2010 at 3:29 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

Oh Star... I remember every moment of the comPETition where you won the mirror ball Trophy thingy... So now why is it that Riley is using it to pee on???
I am SOOOOOOOOOO tickled that you are back with us. I LOVE YOUR BLOG!!!!

September 25, 2010 at 6:52 AM  
Blogger houndstooth said...

BOL! You always find the dirt to spill, Star! I can't believe that about her stealing your scarf and the trophy, though!


September 25, 2010 at 8:09 AM  
Blogger Minna Krebs said...

Star! I just love, love love your header pictur!

And your review of this week's show was pawsome. My momma be cracking up at da Scarf pikturs!!!! BOL!!!

Do you have an early prediction for da winner yet??


September 25, 2010 at 8:33 AM  
Blogger Tweedles -- that's me said...

Dear Star,,, oh the memories of when I look back when you and Riley danced with such grace.
We watched this week, and we always thing of you and Riley.
Thank you for your awsome review,,, and by the way, you two are soooo charming.

September 25, 2010 at 10:02 AM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

You are such a great reporter!


September 25, 2010 at 10:09 AM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

Mommy is sooooo happy that you are reporting on one of her favorite shows again!!! Pawsome job and right to the point. Oh I do wish you were dancing again, but some of those accidents were a little embarrassing for you. I hope you will continue to report and please agree with me that Bristol Palin must go!.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

September 25, 2010 at 11:00 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

You are too funny, Star! You had mom laughing like a hyena!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

September 25, 2010 at 11:57 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

Hello there Star!

We are so glad you and Riley are back! Dancing with the Stars is more dazzling and sparkling with you there, really.

Keep everyone on their toes there, alright! Weeeeee

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max

September 25, 2010 at 12:21 PM  
Blogger JackDaddy said...

Have you noticed they never have any puppies on those shows? I think we need to start our own contest!

September 25, 2010 at 12:53 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Hilarious, Star - really good stuff, as always!!! You are a great interviewer and writer - we love your outfits and repartee with the stars!!! (And we also just looked at your Colorado post - beautiful (and funny too!) Happy Birthday Mom!
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie and Avalon

September 25, 2010 at 1:55 PM  
Blogger Oskar said...

You are such the social butterfly. I don't know what that means, cause you don't look like a butterfly, but my mom person said that!

Great interviews.

Nubbin wiggles,

September 25, 2010 at 3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMD Miss Star, I am so happy that you are back interviewing Dancing with the Stars! I am so very HAPPY that you are back!

Really happy to see good looking handsome Riley!
Hi, Riley!

woo woos, Tessa

September 25, 2010 at 5:07 PM  
Blogger Remington said...

Bravo! Great report! I look forward to hearing more in the up coming weeks. Hope you haven't been too over worked Star....Your friend, Remington

September 25, 2010 at 6:51 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Honestly Stawwww,
I don't know why they bothew to have any mowe seasons especially wif those cweepy contestants..anyway, I digwess..I think aftew you and Wiley danced..evewyone else is just not good enuff and a waste of tiem
unless the two of you pawfowm again, I'm not intewested

also, thank you so vewy much fow visiting me and wishing me a Happy biwfday..I love you too!!1
smoochie kisses

September 25, 2010 at 6:56 PM  
Blogger ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We didn't get to see the show yet this season, but you make it sound like another good one, but surely not as good as when you two are on it. Maybe they will bring you back for some awesome entertainment spots.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

September 25, 2010 at 7:12 PM  
Blogger the booker man said...

miss star,
i liked your review so much that maybe i should just read your column and stop watching the teevee show! besides of those producer peeps knew any better and wanted to bring the mega classiness back to the show, they would have you and riley come dance for sures!! :)

the booker man

September 26, 2010 at 1:39 PM  
Blogger Gus, Louie and Callie said...

What a great post. You tell things just like they are.. he he

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

September 26, 2010 at 4:15 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Star!
You are the best!
I am very happy that the new season of DWTS is on!
Sure we watched some weird things on the first show, right?
Sorry David!
Kisses and hugs

September 26, 2010 at 5:25 PM  
Blogger hero said...

Oh Star, you are the best paparazzi in town... all the juicy reports on the show... I love your beautiful pictures.

Licks, hero

September 27, 2010 at 7:49 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Hi Star!!! Great to see you back as an onsite correspondent for DWTS!!! You hit the nail on the head with your observations!!!

We look forward to what you think about Michael Bolton's departure.
Madi and Mom

September 29, 2010 at 9:30 AM  
Blogger Mochi and Mommy said...

What a great interview! You two are too cute! :)

Mochi & Bali

September 29, 2010 at 12:09 PM  
Blogger Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Great interviews!!! You did a Most Excellent job. We'll be back to read more! (We came here via Clive's bloggie, BTW - I don't know why we've never been here before!)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

September 30, 2010 at 9:40 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Well we have said it before and we will say it again... YOU ARE THE BEST REPORTER GOING>> Love A+A

September 30, 2010 at 2:36 PM  
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June 3, 2011 at 12:06 AM  
Blogger shane said...

aww.,you two are so cute..
Dog Fence

June 3, 2011 at 12:07 AM  
Blogger Groove-Pizpiretta said...

wow! Beautiful. I follow!

December 7, 2011 at 5:16 PM  
Blogger Chihuahua Rocky said...

They are both gorgeous!

December 16, 2012 at 10:06 AM  

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