HEY STAR, I NOTICED YOU AROUND, I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, WOULD YOU GO FOR A WALKIE WITH ME?

Hey Star, I noticed you around, I find you attractive, would you to go for a walkie with me?


THIS IS DANCING WITH THE STAR!....THE RESULTS SHOW! (Is that a WONDER BRA your wearing Samantha?)

Samantha? Star, just how tense is it out there? Ssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
Star, we need to break you from this bad habit of yours! And stop doing it on the dance floor!
Rileeeee and Starrrrr, you are SAVAGE! and PRIMEVAL!!! Oh Sweetie, you have no idea!
Back to you, Samantha. Riley and Star, if you get voted off tonight, what do you most want to be known for? "The Bad Butt Couple"!
Oh Riley, I failed miserably and it sucks! I tried, but this week was poop! Snif, snif! Oh don't cry Star, we'll beat Donnie Next week, I promise.
DONNIE, WE'RE GONNA EAT YOU FOR LUNCH!!!
LAST NIGHT MILLIONS OF YOU DOGGIES AND KITTIES OUT THERE, VOTED FOR RILEY AND STAR.....HAVING COMBINED THE SCORES.....DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM!....RILEY AND STARRRR, YOU ARE SAFE!!!

VOTE NOW! THE LINES ARE OPEN! DIAL: 1-800-DOGGIES OR SEND A TEXT MESSAGE TO: "I GOTTA PEE"!

Ooooh, Ooooh, Please vote for us! Ooooh, Ooooh!!! Oh no Star, not again?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT. DANCING WITH THE STAR.

OH, I'M SOOO DEPRESSED!


LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "DANCING WITH THE STAR!

Hi, I'm Tom Burgersgone and I'm Samantha Harrassment (and he can't dance worth a flip!).

FIRST OFF TONIGHT, DANCING "THE QUICK STEP".... RILEY AND STAR!

OMD! There's an incredible buzz in the air!....Riley I told you not to eat ALL that canned dog food!
Over here Riley, over here! Oh, sorry little Sis, I didn't mean to throw you clear into the orchestra!
I think I really lost him this time!
Now from the judges: Carrie Ann? Well Star, you need to shave those legs girlfriend! What? And show my tattoo's? Now from you Bruno, Ohhhh, RRRRyyyleee! I think you are simply delicious! Oh grrreat! He's think'n about have'n a Bar-B-Que!

NOW DANCING " THE JIVE": RILEY AND STAR! Riley, my boy! This is Bruno! Get in touch with your feminine side!...In your dreams buddy!
Starrrr, you are a Drama Queen! And so are you Bruno!
Star, your arms are a little funky! I don't have arms, you Bimbo! Star hush, we need the points! Star, I just have to ask, did you breathe? No, but I pee-peed! Good, you look more relaxed.
How about you, Bruno? SPECTACUUUULARRRR! SPECTACUUULARRRR!!! Meany Fred Astair you are!!!...Yeah Bruno, and the Muppets have more sense then you do! Riley!!! Okay, okay, already!

Back to you Samanta. Well Little Miss Sassy, what has been the greatest challenge working with Riley so far? My bladder!
Star, that is one heck of a dress you got on! I know.

Well Star, Donnie is one point ahead of us again! Your just gonna have to work harder! Don't insult me! You talk to me like I'm an Idiot! Riley you are mean to the bone! Yeah, well blame mommy! I never asked for this 'love-hate" relationship anyway!

WELL FOLKS TOMORROW IS ELIMINATION NIGHT WHICH IS RIGHT UP STAR'S ALLEY! SO BE SURE TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR RILEY AND STAR! By just dialing: 1-800-DOGGIES.

Star, I'm sooo sorry, I luv you! I luv you too Riley.

TONIGHT, ON DANCING WITH THE STAR, FIND OUT IF STAR...

TONIGHT! ON "DANCING WITH THE STAR" Find out if Star gets lost in the TANNING BOOTH? And will Riley, punch Bruno's lights out?

ALL TONIGHT! ON "DANCING WITH THE STAR"! Please tune in and CAST YOUR VOTE FOR RILEY AND STAR!

WILD THING...YOU MAKE MY HEART SING...

"WILD THING...YOU MAKE MY HEART SING...YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOOVY...WILD THING"!

It's time for the woman' Relay and I'm up! Boy, I'm so nervous, I think I'm gonna...Star, don't even think about it!
Riley, no lifts, remember?
Come on Star, let's hit that ballroom floor like Angry Eskimos!
Riley, you did it again! Carrie Ann is gonna skin you...she hates lifts! Well Star, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
Well, it time for the Double Elimination. ( I do that tens times a day!) Riley made it with flying colors! Now I sure hope we're comm'n back next Monday? I'm dance'n my little tail off!
I'll show Bruno who's Sassy and Saxy! Check out this hip action! You wanted me to shake my bootie? Well, here's to you, you Italian Stallion! Hey Star, Bruno said you were "Smoke'n Hot!"
"Coming back to dance next week is: STAR!" Oh thank goodness, I sure don't want to be in the in the "LOOSERS CLUB"!


NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR...RILEY and STAR...YOUR SAFE!!!"
Well Star, we made it through our first week on DANCING WITH STAR and even if we don't make it to the finals, dancing with you has been a blast!..Oh, thank you Riley, can I peepee now? Go for it! Oh, and to all our furry frends back home, please vote for us! See ya next week!

LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, THIS IS DANCING WITH THE STAR.

Hi , I'm Riley, and I'm here on Dancing With The Star to REPRESENT! I'm representing all our Doggie and Kitty friends to show the world that we are smarter then hoomans! I hope you will vote for me. Wait just a doggone minute! O.M.D.!, O.M.D.!, O.M.D.!!! Who is that? Oh Riley that's Kym Johnson, she's dancing with Donnie Osmond. That old geezer? Man, She's HOT! Excuse me Riley, but I'm Tom Burgersgone and I believe it's my turn. Oh, sorry Tom.



Hi, I'm here with Samantha Harass and tonight only the men will dance. that's right Tom, and we are excited because we have two new dogs on the block, (that's weird.) Riley and Star.
Riley promise me you won't trip on my gown? Okay Star, if you promise not to peepee on the floor.
Now here's Riley dancing the Fox Trot. Hey, he's a cousin of mine! Riley, stay focused!
Now for the Judges comments: Len? Well, I thought it was lacking real meat! Hey, you egg head, give me the meat and I'll give you the beat! Riley, don't pee him off, he's the mean one. How about you Bruno? Well, I thought you were like a little dancing puppet! Carrie Ann? Well, I thought they were real dogs? Riley is that good or bad? It's good.
Back to you Samantha. Star, why do you think you are a fierce contender for the trophy? Because I luv pearls???
Riley, you were wonderful! Hang in there Bro. I know you'll score big.
That cranky old, Fred Astair wantabe, said I had no Pazazz! And Bruno keeps winking at me! If he does that one more time, I'll....Riley, we need the points!
Oh, I luuuv to Cha, Cha.
Well, Donnie just Rocked The House with his Cha, Cha, Cha. I'm doomed! Yeah, and I wish you'd quit sniffing Kym's butt!
To all our fans out there, if your watching, PLEASE VOTE FOR US! And stayed tuned for tomorrow's show when STAR DANCES WITH THE RILEY.

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. GRRREAT NEWS.

We have grrreat news and you are never gonna believe it! The producer's of "Dancing with the Star" called and asked me and Riley to come on the Show! I'm still dizzy from faint'n and Riley pee-peed in his pants! We are so excited, this is a dream come true! We just hope we do good and that all our Blogging Doggy Buddies will vote for us. PLEASE??? We don't have a very large fan base.


Riley is having a hissy-fit over my twunk! Well, my back hurts and this thing weighs a ton! And you didn't even save any room for my stuff! Oh Riley, don't be so self-centered!
This is redicolus!........Oh, men!

Miss. Piggy had to drop out at the last minute because of a nose job that went bad. She now looks hooman! And Riley is taking Donald Twumps place. Seems he kept tripp'n on his comb-over and broke his finger! So, they told the Donald, "Your fiered!
So here we are in L.A. just walk'n around the studio. Oh look Riley, there's the crystal trophey. I sure hope it will fit in the twunk?........ OMD!!!
Oh! Hi there Len, our old buddy........"What? Well, I'll be a bloody wart on a rock, This show is going to the dogs!"......."Yeah, well you old Fartsy Tartsy, it's about time!"
Look Star, it's Bruno and he winked at you. No Riley, he winked at you. Oh grreat!
Well, we will dance our little tails off till they kick us off the show or Star runs out of costumes. Oh Riley, I'm Scared, I want to go home. Star we can't give up now, mommy has been working on this for weeks and besides there's a lot of Greenie's riding on this!
Oh, I'm sooo nervous, I tink I have to pee-pee! Well, "Dancing with the Star" here we come! See you at the show and please vote for us! P.S. You can copy and paste our logo to your blog to show your support if you want to. Luv, Riley and Star.

YESTERDAY WAS A LOTTA FUN. WELL, SORT OF.

Yesterday my human sister was sick so mommy took me with her to babysit my sister's two babies. My three month old niece is sleeping, thanx goodness! Boy, what a job, I am exhausted!!! Here I am with baby Rhett, he's fourteen month's old.

Okay, okay already, I'll get out of your truck! But take it easy on the hair little buddy.
Look mommy, I can drive this thing all by myself!

Now how do I get out of this thing? I did'nt know it was sooo high!

Well, there's only one way to do it and that's jump!

I told you I was out of here!

This is my new frend Elmo. He's a scared of Rhett and I don't blame him!.... Don't worry Elmo, just stand behind me, and I'll protect you.

Sorry Elmo, I tried. Hey Star, do you think he hurt his foot? No Rhett, I think you killed him!!!

This is my doggie nephrew, Cisco. He's a brown Lab and think's he owns the place but at 75 lbs, he can think what ever he wants! His paw is bigger then my whole body! But he is veery sweet and I am not a scared of him.

No Rhett, don't even think about it! I'm not a baby, I'm a big girl now and I can drive a truck!

Whew, I am dead beat! Maybe if I stay up here he won't find me? Mimi, where's Star???

I should have stayed home with the boys and watched football.