RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Monday, September 28, 2009

WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT. DANCING WITH THE STAR.

OH, I'M SOOO DEPRESSED!


LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "DANCING WITH THE STAR!

Hi, I'm Tom Burgersgone and I'm Samantha Harrassment (and he can't dance worth a flip!).


FIRST OFF TONIGHT, DANCING "THE QUICK STEP".... RILEY AND STAR!

OMD! There's an incredible buzz in the air!....Riley I told you not to eat ALL that canned dog food!
Over here Riley, over here! Oh, sorry little Sis, I didn't mean to throw you clear into the orchestra!
I think I really lost him this time!
Now from the judges: Carrie Ann? Well Star, you need to shave those legs girlfriend! What? And show my tattoo's? Now from you Bruno, Ohhhh, RRRRyyyleee! I think you are simply delicious! Oh grrreat! He's think'n about have'n a Bar-B-Que!

NOW DANCING " THE JIVE": RILEY AND STAR! Riley, my boy! This is Bruno! Get in touch with your feminine side!...In your dreams buddy!
Starrrr, you are a Drama Queen! And so are you Bruno!
Star, your arms are a little funky! I don't have arms, you Bimbo! Star hush, we need the points! Star, I just have to ask, did you breathe? No, but I pee-peed! Good, you look more relaxed.
How about you, Bruno? SPECTACUUUULARRRR! SPECTACUUULARRRR!!! Meany Fred Astair you are!!!...Yeah Bruno, and the Muppets have more sense then you do! Riley!!! Okay, okay, already!

Back to you Samanta. Well Little Miss Sassy, what has been the greatest challenge working with Riley so far? My bladder!
Star, that is one heck of a dress you got on! I know.

Well Star, Donnie is one point ahead of us again! Your just gonna have to work harder! Don't insult me! You talk to me like I'm an Idiot! Riley you are mean to the bone! Yeah, well blame mommy! I never asked for this 'love-hate" relationship anyway!

WELL FOLKS TOMORROW IS ELIMINATION NIGHT WHICH IS RIGHT UP STAR'S ALLEY! SO BE SURE TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR RILEY AND STAR! By just dialing: 1-800-DOGGIES.

Star, I'm sooo sorry, I luv you! I luv you too Riley.



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21 Comments:

Blogger Cocorue said...

LMAOROF....you guys are soooooooo hilarious ....

i'm amazed that despite all that mumblings....jeeez peeing too ha ha, no wonder i saw that puddle - good thing you didn't trip......you were dang GOOD

since you guys are soooo funny, maybe you ought to be on OPRAH after this......

chikisses,
coco
all the best as mumsy will be away till monday so pls forgive me if i'm not here to cheer you on BUT i have COMPLETE faith in you.

pee if you have to but pleeeeeae do not poo under any circumstances

September 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

You've got our votes! The first pic of you is adorable!

Love,
Teddy Bear

September 28, 2009 at 10:46 PM  
Blogger Santa and Minnie said...

You two are great dancers! How I wish I could dance like you but guess I am just too stiff to learn to dance now. Minnie is learning a few steps though.

You have our votes!

- Santa

September 28, 2009 at 10:58 PM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

I already voted like 10 times for you. I liked the guest judge tonight, he wasn't as cranky as Len is. I thought they were pretty tough on scoring, but I am glad you did well, even with peeing on the stage.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

September 29, 2009 at 12:24 AM  
Blogger Raising Addie said...

Star you are a little ballerina!

We can hear Broadway calling your names!

Maybe we will see you at Barktoberfest at Fort Woof on Saturday? We would love to meet you!

Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie, Lucie, and Hailey

September 29, 2009 at 4:46 AM  
Blogger MAX said...

Very cute, you two!
Pity we can't vote from here, but you have our support and good wishes.
Licks
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

September 29, 2009 at 4:48 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Ha ha babe magnet..Archie wants a shirt like that..We have ALL of our legs and paws crossed that you win!! Love A+A

September 29, 2009 at 5:25 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

We are laughing so hard here, what a great post to start our day - we have no doubt that you two will NEVER be eliminated. You did great, both of you. We just loved Star in her furry leg pose above.

Rock on, Star and Riley.

woos, the OP Pack

September 29, 2009 at 5:32 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

BOL! OMD! You two are just TOO talented and cute!

September 29, 2009 at 8:10 AM  
Blogger SEDONA said...

Riley & Star, you had my human BOL with these posts! She is a huge DWTS fan and the doggie version is even more fun. You two sure know how to shake your groove things (yeah-yeah!).
Your pal,
Sedona

September 29, 2009 at 8:32 AM  
Blogger Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

WOOWOWWOOOOO!!!!
YEPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Clap clap clap clap!!!!
You're the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a great post...(as always)!!!!!!!
You made our day dear friends!!!!!!
Sure we'll vote for you!!!!
We called doggies phone just million times!!!!
We're sure you don't be eliminated!!!!
You'll be the WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!
We love your pics.....sooooooooooooooooo cute!!!
And what a great dancers you're!!!!
We would love dancing like you but we think to be too much big and clumsy!!!!!!
;-)))))))
HAve a wonderful day!!!!
We love youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

September 29, 2009 at 9:27 AM  
Blogger Ruby and Penny said...

You two are amazing.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - thanks for the laughs

September 29, 2009 at 10:08 AM  
Blogger Remington said...

You are AMAZING! I just don't know how anyone can be so light on their feet!

September 29, 2009 at 10:39 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

Hi Star and Riley!

You guys should even get bonus points for the beautiful outfits you wore in this episode. The spins and lifts are spectacular. We look forward to the finals and you go for the win! Go Go Go!!!

Weeeeeee!!! Go Star Go Riley!

- Princess and the Piappies

September 29, 2009 at 10:51 AM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

You two are a dancin' SHOE IN!!

You were awesome despite the umm....difficulties...

Smileys!
Dory

September 29, 2009 at 12:03 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

You pups are pawesome and should have no trouble beating Donny!!!! You can count on votes from me!
Hugs xo
Sammie

September 29, 2009 at 3:34 PM  
Blogger Jan Mader said...

I've voted for you 22 times! You guys are too good not to win. Who can beat you? Not one dancer I saw!

September 29, 2009 at 4:21 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

You two are rockin' this gig!
Luv,
Dave

September 29, 2009 at 5:59 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

No matter what, no matter who gets thrown where...you guys have our votes!! The pictures are enough for you to win!!
Benny & Lily

September 29, 2009 at 6:19 PM  
Blogger Sierra Rose said...

Great stuff! You STARS you! Who's your choreographer? Mom has been trying to dance with me in the kitchen...but I get confused with all the movement, and end up just biting her butt! Wouldn't look too good on Dancing with the Stars now would it?

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses!
Sierra Rose

September 29, 2009 at 6:58 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

You two must have your onw show... not be participating in a contest!
Sorry for Khaty!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

September 29, 2009 at 8:23 PM  

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