WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT. DANCING WITH THE STAR.
OH, I'M SOOO DEPRESSED!
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "DANCING WITH THE STAR!
Hi, I'm Tom Burgersgone and I'm Samantha Harrassment (and he can't dance worth a flip!).
FIRST OFF TONIGHT, DANCING "THE QUICK STEP".... RILEY AND STAR!
OMD! There's an incredible buzz in the air!....Riley I told you not to eat ALL that canned dog food!
Over here Riley, over here! Oh, sorry little Sis, I didn't mean to throw you clear into the orchestra!
I think I really lost him this time!
Now from the judges: Carrie Ann? Well Star, you need to shave those legs girlfriend! What? And show my tattoo's? Now from you Bruno, Ohhhh, RRRRyyyleee! I think you are simply delicious! Oh grrreat! He's think'n about have'n a Bar-B-Que!
NOW DANCING " THE JIVE": RILEY AND STAR! Riley, my boy! This is Bruno! Get in touch with your feminine side!...In your dreams buddy!
Starrrr, you are a Drama Queen! And so are you Bruno!
Star, your arms are a little funky! I don't have arms, you Bimbo! Star hush, we need the points! Star, I just have to ask, did you breathe? No, but I pee-peed! Good, you look more relaxed.
How about you, Bruno? SPECTACUUUULARRRR! SPECTACUUULARRRR!!! Meany Fred Astair you are!!!...Yeah Bruno, and the Muppets have more sense then you do! Riley!!! Okay, okay, already!
Back to you Samanta. Well Little Miss Sassy, what has been the greatest challenge working with Riley so far? My bladder!
Star, that is one heck of a dress you got on! I know.
Well Star, Donnie is one point ahead of us again! Your just gonna have to work harder! Don't insult me! You talk to me like I'm an Idiot! Riley you are mean to the bone! Yeah, well blame mommy! I never asked for this 'love-hate" relationship anyway!
WELL FOLKS TOMORROW IS ELIMINATION NIGHT WHICH IS RIGHT UP STAR'S ALLEY! SO BE SURE TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR RILEY AND STAR! By just dialing: 1-800-DOGGIES.
Star, I'm sooo sorry, I luv you! I luv you too Riley.