LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD, THIS IS DANCING WITH THE STAR.
Hi , I'm Riley, and I'm here on Dancing With The Star to REPRESENT! I'm representing all our Doggie and Kitty friends to show the world that we are smarter then hoomans! I hope you will vote for me. Wait just a doggone minute! O.M.D.!, O.M.D.!, O.M.D.!!! Who is that? Oh Riley that's Kym Johnson, she's dancing with Donnie Osmond. That old geezer? Man, She's HOT! Excuse me Riley, but I'm Tom Burgersgone and I believe it's my turn. Oh, sorry Tom.
Hi, I'm here with Samantha Harass and tonight only the men will dance. that's right Tom, and we are excited because we have two new dogs on the block, (that's weird.) Riley and Star.
Riley promise me you won't trip on my gown? Okay Star, if you promise not to peepee on the floor.
Now here's Riley dancing the Fox Trot. Hey, he's a cousin of mine! Riley, stay focused!
Now for the Judges comments: Len? Well, I thought it was lacking real meat! Hey, you egg head, give me the meat and I'll give you the beat! Riley, don't pee him off, he's the mean one. How about you Bruno? Well, I thought you were like a little dancing puppet! Carrie Ann? Well, I thought they were real dogs? Riley is that good or bad? It's good.
Back to you Samantha. Star, why do you think you are a fierce contender for the trophy? Because I luv pearls???
Riley, you were wonderful! Hang in there Bro. I know you'll score big.
That cranky old, Fred Astair wantabe, said I had no Pazazz! And Bruno keeps winking at me! If he does that one more time, I'll....Riley, we need the points!
Oh, I luuuv to Cha, Cha.
Well, Donnie just Rocked The House with his Cha, Cha, Cha. I'm doomed! Yeah, and I wish you'd quit sniffing Kym's butt!
To all our fans out there, if your watching, PLEASE VOTE FOR US! And stayed tuned for tomorrow's show when STAR DANCES WITH THE RILEY.