WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. GRRREAT NEWS.
We have grrreat news and you are never gonna believe it! The producer's of "Dancing with the Star" called and asked me and Riley to come on the Show! I'm still dizzy from faint'n and Riley pee-peed in his pants! We are so excited, this is a dream come true! We just hope we do good and that all our Blogging Doggy Buddies will vote for us. PLEASE??? We don't have a very large fan base.
Riley is having a hissy-fit over my twunk! Well, my back hurts and this thing weighs a ton! And you didn't even save any room for my stuff! Oh Riley, don't be so self-centered!
This is redicolus!........Oh, men!
Miss. Piggy had to drop out at the last minute because of a nose job that went bad. She now looks hooman! And Riley is taking Donald Twumps place. Seems he kept tripp'n on his comb-over and broke his finger! So, they told the Donald, "Your fiered!
So here we are in L.A. just walk'n around the studio. Oh look Riley, there's the crystal trophey. I sure hope it will fit in the twunk?........ OMD!!!
Oh! Hi there Len, our old buddy........"What? Well, I'll be a bloody wart on a rock, This show is going to the dogs!"......."Yeah, well you old Fartsy Tartsy, it's about time!"
Look Star, it's Bruno and he winked at you. No Riley, he winked at you. Oh grreat!
Well, we will dance our little tails off till they kick us off the show or Star runs out of costumes. Oh Riley, I'm Scared, I want to go home. Star we can't give up now, mommy has been working on this for weeks and besides there's a lot of Greenie's riding on this!
Oh, I'm sooo nervous, I tink I have to pee-pee! Well, "Dancing with the Star" here we come! See you at the show and please vote for us! P.S. You can copy and paste our logo to your blog to show your support if you want to. Luv, Riley and Star.