RILEY AND STAR, THE BOOT SCOOT'N DOGGIES.

GOOD EVENING DOGGIES AND KITTIES, WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR"! Hey Poochie, I'm the M.C. here! Go find yourself a hydrant! Sorry Tom. Yes folks, and the house is packed! Hundreds of fans lined up outside the studio for two days, waiting to get in! Sorry Marie, but we're out of seats!
DOING THE COUNTRY TWO STEP, IS LOUIE AND CHELSIE! What do you mean they can't find their costumes? What did they look like? They were red and black with bandannas.
Well then, Riley and Star you're up!
Now let's hear from our Judges: Carrie Ann? Riley, you dance like you have ants in your pants! I do, I just rolled in the grass! And Len? Well for me, it was a bit on the wild side! Bruno? Oooooh Riley, you sexy beast!...... Don't start with me Bruno!
Back to you, Samantha. Star, that dance was pretty intense! How long do you think you can last without having another accident? Well, that DEPENDS? Judges: Now for your scores: 8! 7! 10!!! Tom? Well, Donnie and Kym just Charlestoned their way to a 28! So far, tonight we have seen some great dances but Donnie is still in the lead. Oh no! Riley, what are we gonna do?

NOW IT'S CHUCK AND ANNA, DANCING THE COUNTRY TWO STEP. OMD! Chuck just slipped backstage on something wet and can't dance! Riley and Star will have to dance again!
Carrie Ann? Star, you keep sticking your butt out! And Len? Well the heck with Chuck and Anna, I thought you two were great! Bruno? Riley and Star, you were like ANIMALS out there!
Samantha? Riley, what makes you and Star so good at the Country Two Step? Well Missy, where we come from, it called the "TEXAS" Two Step and we invented it! Oh, I didn't know that? Well, Here's your scores: 7! 9! 10!

Oh, Hi there Chuck...Star, don't pee-pee on my leg and tell me it's raining! Well, don't look at me? Hurry Tom, Star is crying!

Well, Derek and Blondie just danced a Forbidden Lombada and unfortunately, Derek was carded so their dance doesn't count! Poor Derek, I just luv him, but her roots are showing!
HERE TO DANCE THE "TEXAS" TWO STEP, ARE MARK AND LACY! Star, when I say go, I'll bite his butt and you go for her ankles! Okay, Riley. Tom?
Oh No! There's been another injury! Riley and Star get up there and dance! No problem, Tom. Wow! Look at them go! Don't try this at home folks! The crowd is going wild! They're barking and howling like dogs!
Well Carrie Ann? Whooooo! I have to fan myself! Len? Well, so do I! And Bruno? Riley, you know what I think....Yeah, and if you think it again, I'm gonna knock your head off!
Samantha? Well, Riley and Star, I'm Starting to think that there's some funny Doggie business going on around here? Oh no! We're just two little innocent pups! JUDGES, MAY WE HAVE YOUR SCORES? 10! 10! 10!!! Star, the Judges just gave you a 30! And now you and Riley are in the lead! What do you think about that? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Oh no, Star! Not again? Back to youTom. Someone PLEASE!!! Call Animal Control!
Folks, be sure to tune in tomorrow for the Results Show and find out if Star will show her face after tonight's performance and who will be voted out? And don't forget to cast your vote for your favorite STAR! 1-800-DOGGIES.