RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

RILEY AND STAR, THE BOOT SCOOT'N DOGGIES.

GOOD EVENING DOGGIES AND KITTIES, WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR"! Hey Poochie, I'm the M.C. here! Go find yourself a hydrant! Sorry Tom. Yes folks, and the house is packed! Hundreds of fans lined up outside the studio for two days, waiting to get in! Sorry Marie, but we're out of seats!
DOING THE COUNTRY TWO STEP, IS LOUIE AND CHELSIE! What do you mean they can't find their costumes? What did they look like? They were red and black with bandannas.
Well then, Riley and Star you're up!
Now let's hear from our Judges: Carrie Ann? Riley, you dance like you have ants in your pants! I do, I just rolled in the grass! And Len? Well for me, it was a bit on the wild side! Bruno? Oooooh Riley, you sexy beast!...... Don't start with me Bruno!
Back to you, Samantha. Star, that dance was pretty intense! How long do you think you can last without having another accident? Well, that DEPENDS? Judges: Now for your scores: 8! 7! 10!!! Tom? Well, Donnie and Kym just Charlestoned their way to a 28! So far, tonight we have seen some great dances but Donnie is still in the lead. Oh no! Riley, what are we gonna do?

NOW IT'S CHUCK AND ANNA, DANCING THE COUNTRY TWO STEP. OMD! Chuck just slipped backstage on something wet and can't dance! Riley and Star will have to dance again!
Carrie Ann? Star, you keep sticking your butt out! And Len? Well the heck with Chuck and Anna, I thought you two were great! Bruno? Riley and Star, you were like ANIMALS out there!
Samantha? Riley, what makes you and Star so good at the Country Two Step? Well Missy, where we come from, it called the "TEXAS" Two Step and we invented it! Oh, I didn't know that? Well, Here's your scores: 7! 9! 10!

Oh, Hi there Chuck...Star, don't pee-pee on my leg and tell me it's raining! Well, don't look at me? Hurry Tom, Star is crying!

Well, Derek and Blondie just danced a Forbidden Lombada and unfortunately, Derek was carded so their dance doesn't count! Poor Derek, I just luv him, but her roots are showing!
HERE TO DANCE THE "TEXAS" TWO STEP, ARE MARK AND LACY! Star, when I say go, I'll bite his butt and you go for her ankles! Okay, Riley. Tom?
Oh No! There's been another injury! Riley and Star get up there and dance! No problem, Tom. Wow! Look at them go! Don't try this at home folks! The crowd is going wild! They're barking and howling like dogs!
Well Carrie Ann? Whooooo! I have to fan myself! Len? Well, so do I! And Bruno? Riley, you know what I think....Yeah, and if you think it again, I'm gonna knock your head off!
Samantha? Well, Riley and Star, I'm Starting to think that there's some funny Doggie business going on around here? Oh no! We're just two little innocent pups! JUDGES, MAY WE HAVE YOUR SCORES? 10! 10! 10!!! Star, the Judges just gave you a 30! And now you and Riley are in the lead! What do you think about that? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Oh no, Star! Not again? Back to youTom. Someone PLEASE!!! Call Animal Control!
Folks, be sure to tune in tomorrow for the Results Show and find out if Star will show her face after tonight's performance and who will be voted out? And don't forget to cast your vote for your favorite STAR! 1-800-DOGGIES.

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22 Comments:

Blogger Emma and Emmy said...

It's hiliarious.:)) We love this post.

October 13, 2009 at 8:28 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

Hi Star and Riley,
Another wonderful performance! We have your Go! Go! Go! banner up! And we have casted our votes. Weeeeee
Go for the win! Your dance steps are really superb!
We love this series!

- Fudgie, Princess & the Piappies

October 13, 2009 at 9:31 AM  
Blogger Mochi and Mommy said...

You two are awesome! You're gonna win for sure! :)

Mochi

October 13, 2009 at 10:39 AM  
Blogger Martha Basset said...

You two are the funniest - we loved your post! It is always cool when doggies make us laugh!!!
You are the best doggie dancers we know - can you do a foxtrot?
love
Martha & Bailey xxxx

October 13, 2009 at 10:55 AM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

Ok I voted and voted as usual. Seriously though, you have to try not to potty all over. It is fine by me if you get rid of that wrestler guy, he drives Mommy nuts. She wants you to win of course and then Donny and she loves iron chef so she likes Mark a lot. I can't wait for the results. You danced your little butts off this week, you are sure to stay in the competition.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

October 13, 2009 at 11:20 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Woo. Being from Texas originally, I have to say - this is my FAVORITE routine you've done yet!!!
Luv,
Dave

October 13, 2009 at 11:26 AM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

Pawesome post!!

Lots of licks--
Oak and Swish

October 13, 2009 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Riley and Star
As far as Madi and I are concerned the can just end DWTS now.. you two are the WINNERS of the mirrored ball!!! No one else can come close to your expertise on the Tesas 2 step either. Love the customes!!! Good job Mom
PS Stephanie I hope your rainbow coloration has faded...have you been to the dr. yet?
Madi and Mom

October 13, 2009 at 11:57 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

PS Mom can't spell 'Texas' today...I'm going to fire her if she doesn't do better!!
Madi

October 13, 2009 at 11:59 AM  
Blogger Bijou said...

I LOVE this week's costumes. You two are the best dressed contestants this show has ever had! And of course, we think you are the best dancers too!

Waggles,
Bijou

October 13, 2009 at 1:00 PM  
Blogger Tessa the Maltese said...

Hi Star and Riley,

I agree with everyone. You 2 are the BEST! As far as we're concerned you have both already WON!

Hugs, Tessa

October 13, 2009 at 1:44 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'll be a two-steppin' in your honour the next time I venture out to the Bakhk 40!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

October 13, 2009 at 3:56 PM  
Blogger Brownie said...

BOL! You two are pawsme! I love the "hot hot hot" picture ;)

October 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

Great performance, Riley and Star. You guys are welcome to our home for dinner any time.:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

October 13, 2009 at 4:44 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Hee hee you guys are really cutting a rug here!! Of course you know whre our vote goes! Love A+A

October 13, 2009 at 5:24 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

adoarable....mom won't stop laughing when she saw the packed house!
Benny & Lily

October 13, 2009 at 5:46 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Ha roo rooo - great post - and that play on the word DEPEND - incredible!!! Go Star!!! Go Riley!!! You two rock.

woos, the OP Pack

October 13, 2009 at 5:52 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Week by week you get better and better!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

October 13, 2009 at 8:13 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Love love love the outfits! What cute pictures of you guys dancing.

October 13, 2009 at 8:22 PM  
Blogger Cocorue said...

hi guys, i still mean it - IF you don't win, the show loses another loyal fan

how's your mumsy's nose incidentally????

give her soft licks and kisses for moi , will you...
chikisses
coco

October 13, 2009 at 8:35 PM  
Blogger Tweedles -- that's me... said...

You two are the two cutest things we have seen!
And your dancing. Your tooooo FUNNY.
We are about to roll on the floor.
You got our votes!
love
tweedles

October 13, 2009 at 9:02 PM  
Blogger Raising Addie said...

OMD... I watch you guys dance all day long, every day!!!

LOVE the cowboy outfits. The pix are just fabulous!

Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie, Lucie and Hailey

October 16, 2009 at 9:42 PM  

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