RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Sunday, April 18, 2010

OPERATOR, I'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL.


AND THE WINNERS OF OUR GABE GIVEAWAY ARE THE ARMY OF FOUR!

CONGRATULATIONS!


Mommy, may I please call Rem? I haven't spoken to him all day! Thanks!


Hello Operator, could you please help me make a call to my boy-furrend in Minnesota? His name is REMINGTON and he is the nicest and sweetest boy-dawgy in the whole wide world!



Just a minute pleassse, huunck-snort, huunck-snort!




Now, that Star is in her room primping, I think I'll call my little Sweetie, Tessa while I have some privacy!





Hello Operator, I'd like to place a call to my girlfurrend, TESSA in Oregon. She's the prettiest little girl-dawgy in the whole wide world and I luv her!


Just a minute pleassse, huunck-snort, huunck-snort!



Hello there, my sweet little Maltie Pie! This is your big hunk of a luver boy calling to say how much I miss my baby! Why don't you just pucker up and blow me a big, kissy face! Whooohooo!

OMD! I can hear you breathing in reverse! It's making my hair stand up and my tail is wagging to: "Come On Baby Light My Fire"! You little Sugar Booger, you!





Sugar Booger? Luver boy? What in the world is he talking about? And what fire? Is there a fire at Remington's house? Oh, no!




My little apple tart, your just like a white fluffy cotton ball just waiting to be squeezed and I'm the bo-dawg to do it! Mmmwah!




Oh my STARS! I don't believe this? Did he just call me a TART? He never talks to me that way! He's always such a gentlemen and we're not even engaged! I think it's a little disrespectful if you ask me? He must have had too much punch at the pawty that TWIX threw last night! Boy, if his mommy only knew!




And Hot Diggity Dawg! You were a little fox last night in that mini skirt! All the other bo-dawgs were foaming at the mouth when you walked in the door! Butt, I told them to bark off cause your mine! Mine, mine, mine!!! And I'm your studly Stud-muffin!




I think he's lost his mind! I don't even have a mini skirt! And Stud Muffin? Now this is really getting embarrassing!




Remington! You are acting really strange and if your trying to impress me, well your not! So knock it off! I liked the old Sweet Rem that I fell in like with much better! Unless, this isn't Remington? Remington, is that you???




Miss, I think I have the wrong number. Sorry, bye!




I feel like such a looser!

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33 Comments:

Blogger Priscilla said...

BOL!!!!!!!!!!
What a hilarious story!!!

April 18, 2010 at 9:48 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I bet the two of woo have melted the wires!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

April 18, 2010 at 9:52 PM  
Blogger Cocorue said...

that's the operator flirting with Rem who thinks he's talking to you bol!!!!!

we saw you at the pawty and dawg, were you guys sloshed and i can tell you that Rem is really into you bol!!!!!!!!!

i was so happy with my Chester but the poor dawg felt so embarrased as he didn't realise that he had to look for me All the time.......most of the time, he only saw his own ankles!

chikisses
coco

April 18, 2010 at 10:54 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

You are too funny, Star! haha
Congratulations to the AO4!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

April 19, 2010 at 2:16 AM  
Blogger Remington said...

Hey, Congrats to the Army of 4! MLP, THAT was NOT me on the phone....I would never talk to you like that! I think you should talk to you brother.... He must really like Tessa! WOW! I missed talking to you last night. You phone was busy when I tried to call. Riley must of been on it with Tessa. I'll try to give you a call today. THANK YOU so much for the letter and shirt! I love it! You know how to make me happy. Have a great day. Don't over do it. Be sure to relax and get some shopping in. What ever makes YOU happy -- makes ME happy! Hugs -- Remington PS -- Say hi to Riley from me too!

April 19, 2010 at 4:17 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Oh Star mom and I are LOL and MOL and mom is even wiping her eyes 'cause they are leaking.
Hilarious!!! We are sure your dear brother was playing a trick on you last night. Rem is the ultimate Gentleman!!
Thanks for the Monday morning giggle.
Madi and Mom

April 19, 2010 at 4:59 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

I think you two got your Wires Crossed. Are you sure that you heard... One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingys furst???

April 19, 2010 at 5:45 AM  
Blogger Thor said...

hehe, love is in the wires!
Thor xx

April 19, 2010 at 6:06 AM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

BOL...You have to watch those smart aleck operators!!!

Smileys!
Dory

April 19, 2010 at 7:08 AM  
Blogger Jazzi said...

Oh Star,
That was tooo funny. DOnt listen to that operator, Remington would not talk to you like that!! Maybe you need a..secret... code name to make sure you are talking to each other!!
Just a thought BOL

Wags
Jazzi

April 19, 2010 at 7:28 AM  
Blogger Nadine said...

We just know that Remington would never talk to you like that, he is just too much of a gentleman to do that! That ditzy operator must have connected you to someone else!

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

April 19, 2010 at 8:22 AM  
Blogger SGR said...

Woof! Woof! Just plain too FUNNY ... Woof! Woof! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

April 19, 2010 at 8:24 AM  
Blogger Sallie said...

LOL!

I love the T-shirt you gave Remington, Star. You have the best taste!

April 19, 2010 at 9:31 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

Wow!!! First, congrats to the Army of Four!!! And that was hysterical - love that great "one ringy dingy" operator - you are both furry, furry funny BOL!!!
Hugs xoxoxoxoxo

Sammie

April 19, 2010 at 10:14 AM  
Blogger the booker man said...

gratsers to the army of four!!! :)
oh, and miss star, that operator was playin' a joke on you. not very nice. remington is a good boy, and he would never talk to you that way!
*woof*
the booker man

April 19, 2010 at 11:32 AM  
Blogger kissa-bull said...

have those phone operator still have'nt learn woggie language
hmph!! im going to call and complain right away
bol

wiggles
the pittie pack
pee.s
you had our mommish laughing like a hyena

April 19, 2010 at 12:05 PM  
Blogger Jacqueline said...

What a funny post!...Star, we think Riley thought you were Tessa and you guys were talking to each other!!...Rem is a total gentleman...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

April 19, 2010 at 1:16 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Ha roo - I think somepuppy's lines got crossed!!!!
We are SO excited that we won that beautiful cross for our mom!! She is going to totally treasure it! Thank you, friends!
Play bows,
Zim

April 19, 2010 at 2:11 PM  
Blogger Twinkietinydog said...

What a cute story, funny and with adorable photos. I loved the second one in particular. As for the extra photos... great idea!
The Army of Four, huh? Good for them.
Twinkie

April 19, 2010 at 2:48 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

someone surely needs to learn to translate doggish soon

April 19, 2010 at 3:14 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

PL2 can't stop laughing and she LOVES LOVES LOVES that last picture of you!! Love A+A

April 19, 2010 at 5:23 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Congrats to the winners - that was a wonderful prize. And you two just crack us up - what a cute and funny post.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

April 19, 2010 at 6:01 PM  
Blogger Oskar said...

That made me BOL!

April 19, 2010 at 6:04 PM  
Blogger Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh I would be so embarrased to have the wrong number after all that conversation!
oh my
love
tweedles

April 19, 2010 at 8:42 PM  
Blogger Scottie the 'Cutie' said...

LOLLLL! That is so hillarious! You really made my day..*grins* Sorry that it's the wrong number though, it must have been distressing to know it's not Remington on the other side. *snickers*

Scottie

April 19, 2010 at 10:30 PM  
Blogger K9friend said...

Go ahead and try again. With that kind of sweet talk you can't be a loser!

April 20, 2010 at 5:35 AM  
Blogger Ruby and Penny said...

You two are always making us laugh.
Love Ruby & Penny

April 20, 2010 at 7:14 AM  
Blogger The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

MOL~!!! That is SO something our mom would do!

April 20, 2010 at 7:50 AM  
Blogger Ruby's Raiser said...

LOL, and that last pic with the little tongue sticking out is the best. :)

April 20, 2010 at 8:07 AM  
Blogger Cocorue said...

hey, where are you guys???

don't tell me you're still recovering from Twix's pawty????

chikisses
coco

April 20, 2010 at 9:13 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Congratulations to the AO4!
I thought those issues with the lines only happened here!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

April 21, 2010 at 6:38 PM  
Blogger ocmist said...

This is so... HA, HA, HA... sad for poor Remington! HA, HA, HA I hope that you all get things, ROL figured out soon! Star, you are just TOOOOOOOO CUTE, and Riley, you aren't far behind!!! The CCC

April 22, 2010 at 2:54 AM  
Blogger Mochi and Mommy said...

BOL! You pups are so funny! :)

Yay! Congrats to the AO4 for winning the beautiful cross your mom made! :)

Mochi

April 22, 2010 at 4:33 PM  

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