Saturday, October 30, 2010


Yes we know, we haven't been around in a while butt we still keep up with everybuddy's posts and we luuv and miss ya'll soooo much!

And we couldn't let one of our favorite holidays go by without sending our luv and wishing ya'll a HAPPY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Your Pals,
Riley and Star.


Friday, September 24, 2010


Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star, Editor of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE". Last Monday night started the Eleventh Season of "DANCING WITH THE STARS"! And I was right there interviewing all of them for my Entertainment Column.

My first interview was with the "HUFF AND PUFF AND I'LL BLOW MYSELF DOWN!" - David Whatahassle. Boy, is he weird! And I asked him what he thought about Len's comment about him being the son of Donnie Osmond and Jerry Springer?

He said, Well he can just kiss my bippy! Yea, take that you old goat!

Then I asked Margaret Cho, GIRL! What were you thinking dancing with that scarf?

She said, Oh I never think. Well, that explains it I said.

Hey wait a minute! I recognize that scarf!

It's the one that Sweet Mango The Maltese Kiddo sent me and it's my favorite scarf!

Hey, give me my scarf back you HUSSY, or I'll give you some more tattoos and they won't be pretty!

I tried to get an Interview with THE SITUATION, butt he was busy counting his muscles. Too bad he can only count to three!

After he danced the judges gave him their scores. Carrie Ann Enabler gave him a 6, and Len pulled out his AMMUNITION and shot him a 2! Then Bruno Ravioli gave him a $15 and slipped it in his pants! OMD! This show is going down hill fast!

Then Tuesday was Elimination Night. Well, you know what happens when I hear the word elimination? Butt thank dogness everyone was too nervous to even notice.


Well HUFF, how do you feel about being sent home tonight?.....Well, I had a great time, and Kim is a great girl and I feel really great! Really!

Yea, yea who cares?.....Sorry HUFF, please don't cry.

Then suddenly, I got depressed remembering when Riley and I won the Mirror Ball Trophy two seasons ago and wished that we were dancing on the show again.

Heck, not me Sis, since mommy won't let me lift my leg in the yard anymore, the trophy makes a grrreat fire hydrant!

Riley, you just had to go and spoil it for me didn't you? What-EVER! Some things never change!

Well, that's it for this weeks edition of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE" butt, be sure to read my Entertainment Column next week for more exciting interviews with the Stars on "DANCING WITH THE STARS"!

See you then.


Friday, September 3, 2010


Hi Every Buddy, It's me Star, and guess what? Me and Riley went to beautiful Colorado!

It all started like this: Every year daddy takes mommy to Colorado for her birthday and we always have to stay home! Well it was my birthday too, so no fair! I found myself in deep depression.

Then the most intelligent brother in the whole wide world said, not to worry Star, I got it all figured out! I"ll hide in mommy's suitcase and you hide in her backpack. She'll never notice, she's a blond you know?"

Now wasn't that smart of him? Put your tongue back in Riley, I just got through saying you were smart!

We zipped everything up and the next thing we knew, we were at the air port. At Security the man said "What are those two little white, furry things?" Mommy said, Gee, I don't remember packing my ear muffs???

In no time at all, we were in our rental car and off to the mountains!

Whoa! No buddy told us about altitude sickness! Mommy is holding on to us real tight so we won't fall off the mountain. Isn't it beautiful up here?

The first thing we wanted to do was go mining for Amethyst and get rich!

So we went into a beautiful deep purple cave. See how it sparkles? Butt it sure was spooky down there and I saw a bat! It scared the living pee-pee out of me! Then Riley said that's okay, the bats do it all the time and watch out Star, you almost stepped in their poop! I said, that's it! I'm out of here!

After that, we were starving for Mexican food. When all of a sudden, a lady came over to our table and yelled at our pawrents! "You can't bring your dogs into our restaurant and PLEASE get them off the table!" Then they all started laughing like Idiots and we still don't know what was so funny? Butt the food was sure good!

On the way to Ridgeway, we heard there was a fire! We jumped in this old fire truck and rushed over to see if we could help.

I got so nervous, I pee-peed all over the fire and put it out! The Fire Chief said I did such a good job, he made me the Official Mascot of his old Fire Truck! Mommy and daddy were so proud butt Riley just said, "What-Ever???" I think it's pretty cool myself.

Then we arrived in Silverton. The owner of this pretty pink truck let us ride on the hood if we promised not to scratch it. When he said that I got so nervous I pee-peed all over it, butt don't tell him!

He also owned a wonderful Bar-B-Q place called: "THEE PITTS AGAIN" Be sure and visit it if you are ever in Silverton, Colorado. It's grrreat!

This is their pet, Bear Man Pig. He was really friendly and in fact, he squeezed us so tight that WE BOTH...... yep, you guessed it, --- ---- ALL OVER HIM! Butt don't tell his mommy, she just changed his shirt!

After eating all that good Bar-B-Q, we were ready to go kayaking. Here we are getting all strapped in and ready to hit the rocks! I mean water! It's a good thing we are experienced Kayakers!

Then we drove to Telluride to visit Tom Cruise and then Oprah. When we arrived at their homes, both of their butt-lers told us to hit the road! Butt before we did, I pee-peed on their door mats! That will teach those Snooty-Pattooties! I bet Betty White wouldn't treat us that way!

So then we stopped by Schaussi's Alpen Schatz (try saying that ten times real fast) to buy a book. The nice lady there let us play with all her stuffies and we even rode a donkey. Now that's ruff'n it!

On our last day in Colorado, we went to the Black Canyon of the Gunnison for a little hike. Only this time mommy let us sit all by ourselves in her backpack overlooking the canyon as you can see in the first photo.

The canyon is a zillion thousand feet deep and I was so terrified, guess what I did in mommy's backpack? Nope!....WORSE! Well I"m sorry, butt it was scary up there!

Next year Riley wants to go bungy jumping at the Royal George. I DON'T THINK SO!!!

On the way out of the canyon we pretended to be chipmunks and we almost got run over! Some people just don't know how to read!

We're home now and all tuckered out from our fun and very exciting trip to Colorado.

Mommy said we were so well behaved except for a few incidents here and there, that we can go with them on their next trip to North Carolina in the Fall and I can't wait!

I luved Colorado, butt there's no place like home and on mommy's and daddy's bed. I only wish Riley would quit singing "MOUNTAIN HIGH IN COLORADO". He's driving me crazy!



Tuesday, August 24, 2010


Hi Every Buddy,

Well guess what? On this Saturday, August the 28th I will be THREE YEARS OLD!

We will be out of town that day so I thought I would tell you about it now. Mommy asked if I wanted an early birthday party and I said hmmm, let me think about it?

Nope! I would rather just share a quiet birthday celebration with mommy since her birthday is on Tuesday the 31st. She is going to be 39! Gee, I could have sworn she was 39 last year???

And also, daddy said since I am three now I am no longer a puppy but rather a Young Lady! Wow! Pretty cool stuff huh?

I luved being a puppy butt come to think of it, I have learned so many valuable lessons about life in these past three years such as:

Call someone you luv.....

Maybe he'll call you back.

Happiness can be found in the simplest things.

Blonds may have more fun, butt once the roots grow in, it's all over!

Nothing is cooler then to play in the snow!

And a girl must always get her beauty rest..........

And have a good pillow!

All things are possible if you try hard enough and never give up!

Never pick a guy up at a bar. They always want to take you home with them and won't take "NO"! for an answer!

There's no luv like Brotherly luv!

Last butt not least, mommy says I should always be a lady, butt it's okay to be a little naughty now and then. I luuuv my mommy, she's sooo wise!

Wow! That was a lot of food for thought! And speaking of food, I gotta go now, Mommy just took my birthday cake out of the oven!





Saturday, August 21, 2010


Hi Everybuddy, It's us, Riley and Star and we just wanted to say that we

have really missed you all and we wanted to send a big Thank You and a Huge hug to all our furry furrends who continued to leave messages on our post, sent emails to check up on us and even called to wish us well and say "Hi" while we were taking a break.

Mommy says good furrends are hard to find and they are the one's who stand by you unconditionally! Thanks guys and you know who you are! We love you!

Oh My Dog! I have been reading in all the tabloids that Frankie tied the knot today with Ruby and Penny! We wish them the best and we hope they live happily ever after and have lots of triplets!

Boy, I'm sure glad that they aren't hoomans or Frankie would be in jail tonight! I think they call that a Puppyligomist!

Love and kisses,
Your Pals,
Riley and Star and Mommy too.

Thursday, June 3, 2010


Hi Everybuddy! Riley and Star here. We have been MIA lately cause mommy has been keeping us really busy helping her work on a new project. She just opened an ETSY SHOP and she gave us new jobs!

I don't really mind though, cause I have a job title..."JANITORIAL SUPERVISOR"! Whenever something falls on the floor, I pick it up! It's usually a little mangled, butt the floor sure stays clean!

Yes, and my title is "EXECUTIVE DESIGN CONSULTANT". I stay right by mommy's side supervising and consulting her on everything! I'm a Fashion Designer you know?

We also help her out by taking lots of naps and we don't mind a bit!

By the end of the day mommy is so tired that she can't think straight and her eyes are crossed too! Now, that's really weird! So, she hasn't been able to blog much butt she does try to keep up with everybuddy's posts.

Our jobs will slow down once she gets her shop set up the way she wants it, then we won't be so busy. The pay is good, she gives us extra treats!

We miss you all butt we will still post butt not as often as before and we will try to comment back to you as we go along. Well, gotta get back to work!

Come by and see us at:

Luv ya all,
Riley and Star.