DEAR STAR ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS.
Hi Everybuddy! It's me Star from PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE to answer all your questions!
ZIM FROM THE ARMY OF FOUR SAYS: Dear Star, You are a BABE! How do you feel about reddish/blond coyote looking guys?
Dear Zim, Well, reddish/blond furr is SEXY, butt, it's the Coyote part that scares me!
KISSA BULL WRITES: Dear Star, Me and Coco Chanel want to know what ish your advice to land ush a handsum Stud Muffin?
Dear Desperate G-Dawgs, Now let me get this straight. You want to LAND a Stud Muffin right??? Okay? I'm assuming that you're on an airplane at this very moment right??? Sooo, the first thing you need to do is point your snouts downward and begin too pray! And the next time you want a muffin, fly "FIRST CLASS"! Hope that helps and Happy Landing! Gee, I get the weirdest questions!
TESSA SAYS: Dear Star, I want to tie the knot with Riley someday butt you said that your brother likes to rub his butt on the floor! THAT'S DISGUSTING AND REALLY TURNS ME OFF!!! Do you have more then one brother? If not, what to do I do now?
Dear Tessa, Nope! I just have one brother!
TWIX WANTS TO KNOW: Dear Star, I keep seeing the word "ROTE" butt I have no clue what it means! Does that make me a dumb redhead?
Dear Twix, The word "ROTE" means: "RIDING ON THE ELEVATOR". And no Darling, you are not a dumb redhead unless you get on when it says: "OUT OF ORDER"! then if I was you, I'd walk up the stairs.
BRUTUS WRITES: Dear Star, Everybuddy compares me to the "Toothless Dragon" from the new film "HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON". Confused Snorts, BRUTUS the FRENCHIE.
Dear Brutus, You don't look like the Toothless Dragon at all! Butt he sure looks like you! Or is it the other way around??? Oh, I don't know? Now I'm confused!!! Either way, you both are adorable sooo don't sweat it!
TWINK SAYS: Dear Star, How does one become such a skilled Columnist? Were you born this way or did your environment play a part in it?
ANONYMOUS WRITES: I'll answer that! She was born that way, and she's been telling us what to do, every since she got here!
CHER FROM HOLLYWOOD WRITES: Hey STAW! Rememba me, Cher? Ya probably doint recognize me cause I had more work done and dyed my hair blue. I'm dating a Seventeen year old Stud now so how do I look?
Dear Cher: Umm, I luuuv your hair, it sooo you! Have you put on a little weight? Your butt is showing! Butt then, you never did wear much anyway. Oh, and I don't mean to sound rude butt, what did your Surgeon do to your nose? It looks a lot flatter. Butt, I think you look grrreat, different, but grrreat!
MADI MEOWS: Dear Star, My mom goes to work early every morning and doesn't get home till late. I want her to stay home with me! What can I do you make that happen?
Dear Madi, It's all taken care of. I just called your mommy's boss and pretended I was her. I also said she was having morning sickness cause she's preggers! She should be home in about twenty minutes and for good this time! Now wasn't that smart of me?
THE BOOKER MAN WRITES: Dear Star, How can I convince my mama to let me snooze on the couch? I'm totally missin' out!
Dear Missin' Out, Well obviously, it's a very nice couch so if I was you, while she's not looking, I would have a couple of little oopsies on the couch. After that, it will be all yours!
SCARLETT, VIOLET AND RUBY WRITE: Dear Star, Everybuddy makes fun of us cause we belong to the "RED HAT SOCIETY". They say it's a stupid club and we look like FOOLS! And that Red and Purple don't look good together! This hurts our feelings cause we're just three gals who wanna have fun! Do you think we are crazy?
Dear Fun Loving Gals, Of course not! I think you look very Chic! And if you wanted to be Nuns, you would have joined the Nunnery!
LUDO VAN DOGGIE SAYS: Dear Star, How can I get my mom to take a bigger suitcase the next time she goes out of town? I want to crawl in and go with her!
Dear Ludo, Just take out some of her clothes and jump in! Oh, and be sure to poke some holes in it the suit case and whatever you do, don't bark! Good luck and have a grrreat trip!
Well Furry Frends, that's it until next time. I enjoyed answering all your questions and I hope to hear from you again soon cause remember, Relationships, Beauty and Fashion are my passion!