GUESS WHAT THEY WORE ON OSCAR NIGHT?
Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star! I bet you didn't know that in addition to being an Advice Columnist, I am now a famous Fashion Designer! And "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" Magazine have asked me to do a feature on what all the Movie Stars worn on OSCAR NIGHT. Why, You ask? Because, they all wore beautiful gowns under the label of "STAR". and that's me!
First to show up on the red carpet was Bernadette Pee-ters! She was wearing my famous Red Bandanna Western dress! Doesn't she look just adogable?
ARNOLD SNIFF-AND-DIGGER showed up in a Pink Boa and Pearls. Apparently, his tux got lost at the cleaners! Sorry Arnold butt some of us can carry it off and some of us can't! You should have stayed home and just waited for the phone to ring.
Then there was KITTY WINDSBLOW looking smashing in my favorite Pink Tutu dress! You work it girlfurrend!
BONE RIVERS delighted the crowed with my Silver and Ice Blue Grass Length gown. Butt, for some reason, she kept hiding her face??? You looked Marvelous Darling!
TERRI YORKIE came in this adorable Black, White and Pink poka dot sun dress butt suddenly stopped and pooped!..ooops! I mean, POSED for a howling crowd!
Well that was my little Fashion Show. I hope you enjoyed it!
Oh, and be sure to hop on over to our furrend, Twinkietinydog's Blog. She has just started an Advice Column called: "Dear Twink," We wish her all the best of luck and don't forget to enter her other exciting event, GABE!
Pees-ess: It's still not too late to ask "Dear Star" a question before next week's column. Hope to see you soon!
Luv and Hugs,
Star and Riley too!