RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Saturday, March 6, 2010

PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE'S, DEAR STAR.


Hi Everybddy! It's me Star. and as many of you already know, I am now the new Editor of "Dear Star" an Advice column on Beauty, Fashion and Relationships for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" MAGAZINE. Here are some pee-mails that I received from many of you last week.






FRANKIE FURTER FROM: FRANKLY SPEAKING, WRITES: Dear Star, I recently became engaged. Should we use a Wedding Planner or do it all ourselves? And would it be o.k. to ask for donations for Doggies and Kitties In Need instead of gifts?

Dear Frankie, HOLD THE PHONE!!! Just how many girlies are you planning to marry anyway? Last I heard, you were dating TWO girls! If that's the case, then I want to be a fly on the wall when you go on your Honeymoon! Whooo! Give me a moment to fan myself! As for the donations, I think that is a wonderful idea and very sweet of you!


FROM DORY AND MAMA OF DORY'S BACKYARD: Dear Star, How can I talk my mama into letting my hair grow long and stop cutting it?

Dear Dory: As you know, mamas can be very stubborn! You could probably bark till the squirrels go home, but she will never quit! My advice to you is to either hide under the bed or hide her scissors!




ANONYMOUS FROM TEXAS writes: Dear Star, I have this little sister who's fame has gone to her head! She goes around the house with her nose up in the air, takes my toys whenever she wants to, eats out of my bowl and squeezes her way in between me and mommy whenever we are snuggling! I love her a lot but I have had enough and I am at my tails end! Please tell me what to do!

DEAR ANONYMOUS, What a conceited little Brat! And how dare she treat you that way? Throw her in a crate with a warm blankie, then buy her a one way ticket to Siberia! Hopefully, she'll meet Dr. Zhavdogo and live happily ever after! Little Snip!



DEARTH STHAR, You are dwoing a wontherful job my Darling! Butt, dwon't get too conphfident becausth I'mmm not dwopping deadth until thhhey sthtop making POLLY GRWIPTH! Your fthriend, DEAR ABBY.


MADI FROM MADI AND MOM, Wrote: Dear Star, I want my hair to look fluffy and curly like yours. Could you please give my mommy some advice?

Dear Madi's Mom, First, make yourself a stiff Martini then put on an iron body suit, wash her hair then blow dry it while using a small curling brush but warning: Don't wind it up too tight! Tease it real good, then style. Spray it with AQUA NET, cause you want to be sure it's hard enough to knock on! Good Luck and let us know how it went.




COCORUE WRITES: Dear Star, Is there anyway I can keeeeel my Sista without going to jail?

Dear Coco, Not on your life! But you could keeeeel her with kindness and then she might just keel over from shock and then you'd be off the hook! Try it, it works every time!



MARTHA AND BAILEY ASK: Dear Star, Can you give us any fashionable ideas for what to do with our ears?

Dear Martha and Bailey: Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your ears hang low? If they can't do that, then I would suggest a hair net.





Well Everybuddy, that's it for this week. Thanks for dropping by and I hope to see you soon! Please feel free to ask your questions along with your comments on my posts to: "DEAR STAR" and I will post them next week in my "DEAR STAR" column. Luv, Star and Riley too!





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26 Comments:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh my!

Mom says thanks fur the earworm!

She'll be having flashbakhks to her girl skhout days now -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
PeeEssWoo: We love M&B's ears just the way they are!

March 6, 2010 at 8:06 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Deew Staw
you awe cewtainly welcome to move in wif me anytime, but i think wiley would miss you howwibully and besides I think you awe becoming extwemely successful wif youw column.

I agwee wif Khywa,,I love mawfa and Bailey's Eaws a lot..i think they would look like Vewonica Lake if they would just add the tiniest bit of cuwl
smoochie kisses
ASTA

March 6, 2010 at 8:19 PM  
Blogger Oskar said...

Star you have a true gift for this!

March 6, 2010 at 8:23 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Wow - this column is awesome - I hope to see it in the local newspapers' pet section really soon! You sure have a knack for giving good advice! We are left wondering what Martha and Bailey's ears would look like if they were tied up!

March 6, 2010 at 8:34 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Star!
I am loving your Advice Column!
You have the best answers for everyone!
I hope your mom is feeling better today!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

March 6, 2010 at 8:38 PM  
Blogger Tweedles -- that's me said...

Star
I can just see you having your own tv show soon.
This will go National. Your advise is awsome!
love
tweedles

March 6, 2010 at 9:30 PM  
Blogger Sagira said...

Star, great column, can't wait to read the next one!

March 6, 2010 at 9:58 PM  
Blogger Samantha said...

More wonderful fashion advice!! Thanks for keeping us all on track!!

March 6, 2010 at 10:54 PM  
Blogger Martha and Bailey said...

We just laughed all the way through that post - what a talent you have for giving advice.
We cannot wait to see Madi with her new hair do!
We will think about the hair nets - we have worn our ears up but one shake of the head and they fall down.
We will try and get pics.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxx

March 7, 2010 at 12:33 AM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

Star, you give the best advice.:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

March 7, 2010 at 1:18 AM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Dear Star....mom said you need to put a warning advising all to go potty before they read your mail. Mom lol so hard she was crying. This is absolutely HILARIOUS....I love the advice you gave Martha and Bailey..I was singing along in my head. Aquanet...that is a word I have not heard in a LONG time.
I (mom here) you are certainly right about the iron body suit. On second thought Madi might just have to be satisfied with straight hair.
HA...Thank you for the wouderful lol!!!!
Madi and Mom

March 7, 2010 at 6:01 AM  
Blogger Gus, Louie and Callie said...

What a great post Star. You sure know how to give great advice...
Maybe we should lock Callie in her condo and send her off to Siberia.. She is such a pest.

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

March 7, 2010 at 7:00 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

Dear Star, Thanks for the advice.
Aqua Net??? I think that is what my dad uses to pull fish onto my boat. I'm just sayin'.

March 7, 2010 at 7:08 AM  
Blogger Bijou said...

Star you are the best adviser ever. Those hoomans like Dear Abby are no where near as smart as you!

Waggles,
Bijou

March 7, 2010 at 7:41 AM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Ha ha, we loved all your answers, but especially the one to Martha and Bailey - Mom has to sing that song all the time with the little grandbipeds.

Any suggestions for how we get the new little pest, we mean sweet Ciara, to stop playing with all of our toys?

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

March 7, 2010 at 8:15 AM  
Blogger Tessa the Maltese said...

Dear Star, I think this job fits you like a summer t-shirt, nice and tight and just right!

Dear Riley, I sure enjoyed our date and look forward to another one. As soon as your Mom gets better maybe we could go out again? I sure would love that my Ruff and Tough Riley pup! Kisses to you my hansome pup!

Hugs, Tessa

March 7, 2010 at 11:42 AM  
Blogger Remington said...

Bravo my little princess! I am so proud of you! You are so talented and successful....I don't know how you can live such a fast pace life....please don't over work yourself. Maybe your brother Riley should do more around the house so you can rest....I am sure he will understand. Great job -- as only you can do! Keep it up! Big Newfie hug to you! -- Remington

March 7, 2010 at 7:28 PM  
Blogger Santa and Minnie said...

Hey Star, we love this column! Can't wait to read next week's "Dear Star".

March 7, 2010 at 10:50 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Star,
Love all your advice... can't wait for next week's column!!
Ok we have a question, or rather, our mom has a question. How do you stop a certain Border Collie from shedding??

March 8, 2010 at 12:53 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

You give out the BEST advice, Star! You have definitely found your calling in life!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

March 8, 2010 at 2:36 AM  
Blogger Olive said...

Dear Star..I have never worn clothes..I am not sure how a dress would look on me. You have any advice for me?? I like the color..Olive Green :)

Licks from me!!

Olive

March 8, 2010 at 7:32 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

A one-way ticket to Siberia?!?! That sounds so cool! How do I get one of those!?!? All of us in the Ao4 would like one, please!
Play bows,
Zim

March 8, 2010 at 9:09 AM  
Blogger Nadine said...

Star, you ROCK!! Your advice column is so funny that Mom is over here laughing hysterically!!

Star, this is Chewy here and I need some advice from you....my ears don't stand straight up like a real chihuahua's ears should and strange hoomans keeps on thinking I'm a min pin!!! What can I do to make them pointy up straight so that hoomans know I'm all Chi??

Waggles & Chi kisses, Chewy & Lilibell

March 8, 2010 at 11:41 AM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

Star...you are the BEST advice giver EVER!!!

I am going to hid Mama's scissors right now!!

Smileys!
Dory

March 8, 2010 at 12:47 PM  
Blogger The Doxie Diaries said...

Love your blog!!! Riley and Star are just the cutest!!!

March 8, 2010 at 4:41 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Dear Star, please advice Anonymous to buy his sister a one way ticket to Richardson, Texas.
Certainly she'll meet Dr. Man(Zhavdo)go and live happily ever after!
Wait a minute, Dr. Man(Zhavdo)go will take care of the ticket!
Love ya lots!

March 20, 2010 at 5:59 PM  

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