PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE'S, DEAR STAR.

Hi Everybddy! It's me Star. and as many of you already know, I am now the new Editor of "Dear Star" an Advice column on Beauty, Fashion and Relationships for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" MAGAZINE. Here are some pee-mails that I received from many of you last week.






FRANKIE FURTER FROM: FRANKLY SPEAKING, WRITES: Dear Star, I recently became engaged. Should we use a Wedding Planner or do it all ourselves? And would it be o.k. to ask for donations for Doggies and Kitties In Need instead of gifts?

Dear Frankie, HOLD THE PHONE!!! Just how many girlies are you planning to marry anyway? Last I heard, you were dating TWO girls! If that's the case, then I want to be a fly on the wall when you go on your Honeymoon! Whooo! Give me a moment to fan myself! As for the donations, I think that is a wonderful idea and very sweet of you!


FROM DORY AND MAMA OF DORY'S BACKYARD: Dear Star, How can I talk my mama into letting my hair grow long and stop cutting it?

Dear Dory: As you know, mamas can be very stubborn! You could probably bark till the squirrels go home, but she will never quit! My advice to you is to either hide under the bed or hide her scissors!



ANONYMOUS FROM TEXAS writes: Dear Star, I have this little sister who's fame has gone to her head! She goes around the house with her nose up in the air, takes my toys whenever she wants to, eats out of my bowl and squeezes her way in between me and mommy whenever we are snuggling! I love her a lot but I have had enough and I am at my tails end! Please tell me what to do!

DEAR ANONYMOUS, What a conceited little Brat! And how dare she treat you that way? Throw her in a crate with a warm blankie, then buy her a one way ticket to Siberia! Hopefully, she'll meet Dr. Zhavdogo and live happily ever after! Little Snip!



DEARTH STHAR, You are dwoing a wontherful job my Darling! Butt, dwon't get too conphfident becausth I'mmm not dwopping deadth until thhhey sthtop making POLLY GRWIPTH! Your fthriend, DEAR ABBY.


MADI FROM MADI AND MOM, Wrote: Dear Star, I want my hair to look fluffy and curly like yours. Could you please give my mommy some advice?

Dear Madi's Mom, First, make yourself a stiff Martini then put on an iron body suit, wash her hair then blow dry it while using a small curling brush but warning: Don't wind it up too tight! Tease it real good, then style. Spray it with AQUA NET, cause you want to be sure it's hard enough to knock on! Good Luck and let us know how it went.



COCORUE WRITES: Dear Star, Is there anyway I can keeeeel my Sista without going to jail?

Dear Coco, Not on your life! But you could keeeeel her with kindness and then she might just keel over from shock and then you'd be off the hook! Try it, it works every time!



MARTHA AND BAILEY ASK: Dear Star, Can you give us any fashionable ideas for what to do with our ears?

Dear Martha and Bailey: Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your ears hang low? If they can't do that, then I would suggest a hair net.




Well Everybuddy, that's it for this week. Thanks for dropping by and I hope to see you soon! Please feel free to ask your questions along with your comments on my posts to: "DEAR STAR" and I will post them next week in my "DEAR STAR" column. Luv, Star and Riley too!