DANCING WITH THE STAR PRESENTS DANCE CENTER.
THIS IS HOLLYWOOD AND WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR" DANCE CENTER!
Hi Folks, I'm Kenny Maniac along with Len Goody-Two-Shoes and Jerry Rice-A-Roni.
Hey Len, who's that good looking dude?.....I sure like his hair! Yeah Kenny, it's just like yours, white! Your very observant Jerry. Oh, that's Riley and he is one fabulous Doggieographer!
So Len, who are these kids anyway? Oh they're not kids, they're dogs! Really?....I thought they were short people in dog costumes! You would, Jerry. No, they're dogs alright and brilliant dancers!
Now that takes guts! Look how low he's wearing his pants! Well, I think it's a bit ARTSY-FARTSY, myself. Fartsy?....I thought it was Kenny's cologne? Thanks Jerry!
Boy, look at the chest on her! That's enough Jerry! What's wrong with you? Can't you see, she's a Sex Goddess?
Oh, come on now, this is supposed to be a family show! It is Kenny, their whole family is out in the audience! Yeah, Scoobie Doo, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie! Somebody please gag him!
Now Kenny, watch Riley in this clip. He has enough energy to light up HOLLYWOOD! Well, I don't know about Riley, but Star can light my fire any Dog Day Night of the week! That's nice Jerry.
Man, that girl needs some fries to go with her Shake! Yeah Jerry, and she'd probably like a hamburger too! You two idiots need to grow up! Star got all tens for her Charleston and I think she's going to win this seasons competition!
Well Len, I think she looks and barks just like a seal! I think she's HOT! You two are children!
And Len, you can tell she's a real snob too! Well, I love her costumes, I think they're groovy! You would, Jerry!
Well, I don' t think they're good dancers at all Len, Riley does too many lifts! Well Kenny, when you have to go, you just have to go! Yeah guys, and I gotta go now! Take your time Jerry!
Well there she goes again, the engine's running but nobody's driving! What in the bloody world are you talking about Kenny? She's a "DIVA" on the dance floor! Yes and she's so fragile, she's like a snowflake resting on a lily. Somebody shoot him!
Now in this clip, Star looks like she's running away from a crime scene! She is Kenny, she just wee-weed on the dance floor. WHAT? Guys, don't be so hard on her! After all, accident's do happen. Jerry, are your pants wet? Oh, that's just bloody disgusting!!!
Well folks, thank you for joining us for "DANCE CENTER" and be sure to tune in next again week for "DANCING WITH THE STAR"!
I really think they're going to win this thing Kenny. Well, I don't! Yeah, well I'm voting for the underdog! That's enough Jerry!!! You guys are so cranky!