RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Saturday, November 14, 2009

DANCING WITH THE STAR PRESENTS DANCE CENTER.

THIS IS HOLLYWOOD AND WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR" DANCE CENTER!

Hi Folks, I'm Kenny Maniac along with Len Goody-Two-Shoes and Jerry Rice-A-Roni.
Hey Len, who's that good looking dude?.....I sure like his hair! Yeah Kenny, it's just like yours, white! Your very observant Jerry. Oh, that's Riley and he is one fabulous Doggieographer!


So Len, who are these kids anyway? Oh they're not kids, they're dogs! Really?....I thought they were short people in dog costumes! You would, Jerry. No, they're dogs alright and brilliant dancers!

Now that takes guts! Look how low he's wearing his pants! Well, I think it's a bit ARTSY-FARTSY, myself. Fartsy?....I thought it was Kenny's cologne? Thanks Jerry!
Boy, look at the chest on her! That's enough Jerry! What's wrong with you? Can't you see, she's a Sex Goddess?
Oh, come on now, this is supposed to be a family show! It is Kenny, their whole family is out in the audience! Yeah, Scoobie Doo, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie! Somebody please gag him!
Now Kenny, watch Riley in this clip. He has enough energy to light up HOLLYWOOD! Well, I don't know about Riley, but Star can light my fire any Dog Day Night of the week! That's nice Jerry.
Man, that girl needs some fries to go with her Shake! Yeah Jerry, and she'd probably like a hamburger too! You two idiots need to grow up! Star got all tens for her Charleston and I think she's going to win this seasons competition!
Well Len, I think she looks and barks just like a seal! I think she's HOT! You two are children!
And Len, you can tell she's a real snob too! Well, I love her costumes, I think they're groovy! You would, Jerry!
Well, I don' t think they're good dancers at all Len, Riley does too many lifts! Well Kenny, when you have to go, you just have to go! Yeah guys, and I gotta go now! Take your time Jerry!
Well there she goes again, the engine's running but nobody's driving! What in the bloody world are you talking about Kenny? She's a "DIVA" on the dance floor! Yes and she's so fragile, she's like a snowflake resting on a lily. Somebody shoot him!
Now in this clip, Star looks like she's running away from a crime scene! She is Kenny, she just wee-weed on the dance floor. WHAT? Guys, don't be so hard on her! After all, accident's do happen. Jerry, are your pants wet? Oh, that's just bloody disgusting!!!
Well folks, thank you for joining us for "DANCE CENTER" and be sure to tune in next again week for "DANCING WITH THE STAR"!

I really think they're going to win this thing Kenny. Well, I don't! Yeah, well I'm voting for the underdog! That's enough Jerry!!! You guys are so cranky!

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27 Comments:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Those blues were just MADE fur woo two!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

November 14, 2009 at 4:57 PM  
Blogger Tessa the Maltese said...

Your'e NOT underdogs! You are both WINNERS!!!

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!


VOTE Yes!!! Tessa

November 14, 2009 at 5:44 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Woooof!
Fabulous! Beyond imagine!
I'm wild tonight because of you two balls of fire Riley and Star!
I can see your reflections on the mirror ball right now. You make my heart turns up-side-down, you rock my peace, Star Star Star!
I volunteer to mop the floor for you Sex Goddess, you wet I dry, dance the Tango away tonight, oh yeah!!!

November 14, 2009 at 6:35 PM  
Blogger Oskar said...

You're going to blow those judges dance shoes off!

November 14, 2009 at 6:48 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

That Jerry does not know a thing!
You two are the best!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

November 14, 2009 at 6:58 PM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

You two are just the best dancers I have ever seen!!!! Love the costumes!!!

Smileys!
Dory

November 14, 2009 at 7:20 PM  
Blogger Tweedles -- that's me... said...

You two are the funniest, cutest and best dancers around.
We love your dance outfits,and enjoyed the show.
love
tweedles

November 14, 2009 at 9:58 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

You two are both so pawesome! The costumes are very cool!

Love,
Teddy Bear

November 15, 2009 at 12:04 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Ah, I knew the show would go on even though you haven't been on the blog much! Looking forward to the next installment.

November 15, 2009 at 12:25 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

You guys are going to win it all! We just know it! You're awesome dancers and always so beautifully dressed!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

November 15, 2009 at 2:31 AM  
Blogger Mochi and Mommy said...

You guys were great! I love those cute costumes! :)

Mochi

November 15, 2009 at 5:33 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

You two look fab in blue!! LOVED your pics. You are WINNERS!!!

November 15, 2009 at 5:47 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

What a wonderful dance routine! And the costumes are so beautiful. You both look great in Blue!

We really loved your number tonight. Go for the win, Star & Riley. You know we support you all the way. Weeeeee

- Fudgie, Princess & the Piappies

November 15, 2009 at 7:04 AM  
Blogger Brownie said...

BOL! you two are fantabulous and look great in blue!
xoxo,
Brownie

November 15, 2009 at 8:23 AM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Oh My do you guys look just smashing in blue
Benny & Lily

November 15, 2009 at 11:21 AM  
Blogger Clive said...

Love the blue costumes!

take care
Clive

November 15, 2009 at 1:23 PM  
Blogger Duffy said...

Definitely winners. And great costumes, too. That Jerry is a jerk.
Luv,
Duffy

November 15, 2009 at 2:07 PM  
Blogger Remington said...

GREAT costumes! You have to win! You are the BEST!

November 15, 2009 at 2:21 PM  
Blogger Thor said...

You two look fabulous in your blue costumes!
You are the winners!
xoxo
Thor

November 15, 2009 at 6:06 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Blue is our Mom's favorite color - and your costumes are just absolutely gorgeous!!! We know you two will be THE winners, no doubt about it.

woos, the OP Pack

November 15, 2009 at 6:33 PM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Star and Riley,
Your Mom needs to quite her 'day job' to look for full time work as a comedy writer. This is hilarious!!! Good Job Stephanie. I hope Ashely is doing well.
Madi and Mom

November 16, 2009 at 6:35 AM  
Blogger Sue said...

You guys look great in blue.

November 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

I am so excited for you tonight!!! Don't be nervous, and please try to remember to go potty outside before you dance this time. I will vote for you. Break a paw.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

November 16, 2009 at 3:53 PM  
Blogger Zoey Kow said...

You guys look fantastic!

xoxo,
Zoey

November 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM  
Blogger Life With Dogs said...

I am glad to see you have found your groove! Work it! :)

November 16, 2009 at 7:39 PM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Hi Stephanie!!!
I'm thrilled to hear that Ashely's recovery is going well. Double bonus this weekend you'll have all your children home for a week. I know Jason and Haruka will be a ton of help and the children will enjoy having new folks to play with....Uncles and Aunts are great playmates. How is your nose doing?
GREAT big Hug to you all,
Madi and Mom

November 17, 2009 at 4:38 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Those are dancing fools for sure and winners to boot.

November 17, 2009 at 11:31 AM  

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