DANCING WITH THE STAR HAS A NEW EMCEE..
OMD! WE JUST HEARD THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING! BRUTUS THE FRENCHIE IS HAVING A CONTEST TO CELEBRATE HIS 100TH POST! "IT'S RIDICULOUS"! THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS RIDICULOUS SO GO OVER AND ENTER THIS RIDICULOUS CONTEST!
HERE I'AM RILEY, WITH MY ENTRY. I AM WEARING THIS RIDICULOUS BLACK WIG CAUSE MOMMY MADE ME! WELL ACTUALLY, IT'S PART OF MY COSTUME FOR "DANCING WITH THE STAR", SO THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I WENT ALONG WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HER RIDICULOUS IDEAS!
AND THIS IS ME, STAR. THIS IS MY ENTREE. I HAVE THESE RIDICULOUS ROLLERS IN MY HAIR BECAUSE MOMMY MADE ME! SHE THOUGHT I WOULD REALLY LOOK PRETTY WITH A NEW HAIRDO FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHAT'S UP WITH HER AND HAIR?
GOOD LUCK TO ALL AND SEE YOU AT THE CONTEST! LUV, RILEY AND STAR.
NOW FOR THE SHOW!
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD! IT'S DANCING WITH THE STAR RESULT SHOW! Howdy! Every Doggy and Kitty! I'm Riley and my Partner Star, who happens to be in the Powder Room at the moment, is drying her hose. Last night the house was packed and once again, it is filled to the rafters!
Riley, I'm back, I had to change my costume.
Tonight we have a dog-packed show with a special appearance from the "BARK STREET BOYS" singing their smash hit, "DOGS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"!
Oh, Hi Tom. Move over, Rover! Last night STAR triumphed as she impressed the Judges with her three TEXAS TWO STEPS! (Now that's a first!) But disappointing for Louie when he crashed and burned trying to learn how to ride a horse!
Carrie Ann said, Riley and Star were HOT! And hoped the puppies were taking a nap!
The dance floor was full of fire and rain! You can say that again, Tom!
Oh and Folks, be sure to watch for Riley as the next Bachelor on "THE HYDRANT OF LOVE" which premiers in January. Back to you Samantha.
Well, I'm backstage with Riley and Star's mommy. What do you love the most about your Maltese kids? Oh, the pitter-patter of their little paws! Why do you think they should win this competition? Because if they don't, I AM GOING TO PULL MY HAIR OUT! Oh, you're such a Stage Mom!
Star, why is "DANCING WITH THE STAR" so stressful? Well, when I get nervous, I can't control myself and one minute Riley is nice, and then the next minute, he bites me! It's like a riot in the bathroom! Which I'm good at causing!
RILEY and STAR, you are in the TOP FOUR! So, having combined your scores with the Judge's....DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM!!! Oh Star, don't look!.....RILEY and STAR, YOU ARE SAFE!
WELL FOLKS, THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT! BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER GREAT SHOW AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE STAR! 1-800-DOGGIES!