RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

DANCING WITH THE STAR HAS A NEW EMCEE..

OMD! WE JUST HEARD THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING! BRUTUS THE FRENCHIE IS HAVING A CONTEST TO CELEBRATE HIS 100TH POST! "IT'S RIDICULOUS"! THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS RIDICULOUS SO GO OVER AND ENTER THIS RIDICULOUS CONTEST!

HERE I'AM RILEY, WITH MY ENTRY. I AM WEARING THIS RIDICULOUS BLACK WIG CAUSE MOMMY MADE ME! WELL ACTUALLY, IT'S PART OF MY COSTUME FOR "DANCING WITH THE STAR", SO THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I WENT ALONG WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HER RIDICULOUS IDEAS!
AND THIS IS ME, STAR. THIS IS MY ENTREE. I HAVE THESE RIDICULOUS ROLLERS IN MY HAIR BECAUSE MOMMY MADE ME! SHE THOUGHT I WOULD REALLY LOOK PRETTY WITH A NEW HAIRDO FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. WHAT'S UP WITH HER AND HAIR?
GOOD LUCK TO ALL AND SEE YOU AT THE CONTEST! LUV, RILEY AND STAR.

NOW FOR THE SHOW!
LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD! IT'S DANCING WITH THE STAR RESULT SHOW! Howdy! Every Doggy and Kitty! I'm Riley and my Partner Star, who happens to be in the Powder Room at the moment, is drying her hose. Last night the house was packed and once again, it is filled to the rafters!
Riley, I'm back, I had to change my costume.
Tonight we have a dog-packed show with a special appearance from the "BARK STREET BOYS" singing their smash hit, "DOGS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"!
Oh, Hi Tom. Move over, Rover! Last night STAR triumphed as she impressed the Judges with her three TEXAS TWO STEPS! (Now that's a first!) But disappointing for Louie when he crashed and burned trying to learn how to ride a horse!
Carrie Ann said, Riley and Star were HOT! And hoped the puppies were taking a nap!
The dance floor was full of fire and rain! You can say that again, Tom!
Oh and Folks, be sure to watch for Riley as the next Bachelor on "THE HYDRANT OF LOVE" which premiers in January. Back to you Samantha.
Well, I'm backstage with Riley and Star's mommy. What do you love the most about your Maltese kids? Oh, the pitter-patter of their little paws! Why do you think they should win this competition? Because if they don't, I AM GOING TO PULL MY HAIR OUT! Oh, you're such a Stage Mom!
Star, why is "DANCING WITH THE STAR" so stressful? Well, when I get nervous, I can't control myself and one minute Riley is nice, and then the next minute, he bites me! It's like a riot in the bathroom! Which I'm good at causing!
RILEY and STAR, you are in the TOP FOUR! So, having combined your scores with the Judge's....DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM!!! Oh Star, don't look!.....RILEY and STAR, YOU ARE SAFE!
WELL FOLKS, THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT! BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER GREAT SHOW AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE STAR! 1-800-DOGGIES!

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22 Comments:

Blogger Cocorue said...

i knew you'd be safe......just remember to pee before your routine and don't let the judges see you arguing.....you're both the best, remember that

chikisses
coco

October 14, 2009 at 12:40 AM  
Blogger Frankie Furter said...

I agree with Coco. Always be sure to pee befur you to almost anything. Love the bathroom scene!!! Cute costumes.

October 14, 2009 at 5:42 AM  
Blogger Nellie and Calvert (The Giant) said...

Star, we love your paisley dress; you look smashing! What great moves you guys have.

We won't tell Savvy about the "Hydrant of Love" she's the insecure type; by the way, we LOVE the name!

So glad you made it to the next round....

(hope your mom is recovering from the fall)

Paws-out
N&C

October 14, 2009 at 8:41 AM  
Blogger Paco,Milo, Maya and mommy Simona said...

We agree with our friends sweet Riley and Star!!!
You must remember you're both THE BEST!!!!!
WOWOWOOOOOOOO!!!!
We're going to call 1-800 doggies and vote for you!!!!!
We love you and your performance!!!!
CAn't wait to see the next!!!!!
Great costumes dear friends!!!
We would love can be great dancers like you....
Mommy said we're elegants like an elephant!!!
Wawawawawwwaaaaaaa!!!!
HAve a great day and take a rest!!!
Sweet kisses and licks!!!

October 14, 2009 at 8:56 AM  
Blogger Remington said...

What are you going to do after you win? A show in Vegas? I think that would be great!

October 14, 2009 at 9:03 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

You guys are rocking this thing!
Yes, I - Dave - am from Texas. We're not sure how I ended up in the slammer here in Kansas, but I have a chip saying I'm from Texas. (Disconnected phone, no one reported me missing, no one looking for me the month I was incarcerated....) I'm the tallest member of the Ao4, and it's cuz I'm from Texas. Don't you think? Woo.
Luv,
Dave

October 14, 2009 at 9:34 AM  
Blogger Oakley and Swisher said...

We liked your curly hair wig.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

October 14, 2009 at 10:56 AM  
Blogger Jan Mader said...

I've booked our room in Vegas. Just waiting for you to arrive and thrill the crowds!

October 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM  
Blogger Sue said...

I have to believe you're going to dress them up for Halloween. May we use their pictures in costume on our Dogs-N-More blog?

October 14, 2009 at 12:11 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo are the khonsummate performers!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

October 14, 2009 at 12:46 PM  
Blogger Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh Star and Riley,

We keep voting for you!

We just KNOW that you two will WIN!!!!

Hugs, Tessa

October 14, 2009 at 3:18 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

The toilet paper photo is classic. I hope you didn't get into too much trouble for that.

Love,
Teddy Bear

October 14, 2009 at 5:46 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Star and Riley!
Like Tessa, I have been voting for you too!
Good job!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

October 14, 2009 at 5:47 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Your curls are beautiful!! Oh my...someone got caught toliet papering the house!
Benny & Lily

October 14, 2009 at 5:53 PM  
Blogger chicamom85 said...

Whew, that was a close one. You are still in it!! Just a few more weeks. Now please try not to drag toilet paper out on your dance shoes next week. Good luck.
licks and sniffs, Sasha

October 14, 2009 at 8:24 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Hey - I think those might be Martha and Bailey's relatives in the stands watching you!

You guys are getting better and better every week - I love reading about your Dance progress!

October 14, 2009 at 8:31 PM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Oh Riley and Star...once again your Mom has mom roflol!!! I believe my favorite thing is the black wig...no the rollers. Star wins Diva status for tolerating the rollers. HA
Yep you read that right mom feds me at 5:45 AM.
Not my idea....the mom leaves for work at 6:45 if I want breakfast I have to get up too. Dad (retired) gets up too. Mainly because there is a house rule last person out of bed makes it up and he doesn't like to make the bed. Dad and I are lazy hound dogs.
Madi and Mom

October 15, 2009 at 4:48 AM  
Blogger Rachel said...

You know that you rock those curlers better than anydoggie I have ever seen, right?

October 15, 2009 at 7:31 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

Great job, Star and Riley!

Your photo with curlers is our fave. Of course Riley is also handsome with that afro. Another win for our most favorite couple in Dancing with the Stars! Weeeeeee Congratulations. We all support you until you bring home the title. Vote away, Piappies.

-Princess, Mocha & the Piappies

October 15, 2009 at 9:18 AM  
Blogger BRUTUS said...

Thanks for your entries! I'll get them posted next week. Keep on dancing!!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

October 15, 2009 at 10:03 AM  
Blogger Sierra Rose said...

Hey! Great work with the TOILET PAPER! I'm impressed! I seem to get shut down by a hooman as soon as I even sniff the stuff. Realy working on being faster, like with the magazines!
You two are just amazing. Don't let mommie pull her hair out, ok! Keep pulling in those super scores.

Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose

October 15, 2009 at 11:36 AM  
Blogger Oskar said...

I just know you'll win, how could those judges resist you!!

October 15, 2009 at 12:18 PM  

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