IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO. IT'S THE DANCE OF LOVE.
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO, TWO TO TANGO, TWO TO REALLY GET THE FEELING OF ROMANCE! SO LET'S DO THE TANGO, DO THE TANGO, DO THE DANCE OF LOVE!
HI, I'M RILEY AND I'M STAR, AND WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR"!
Tonight we are standing in for Tom and Samantha who couldn't be here because they are all tied up for the evening! Now, who would have done such a thing? Star, go pull up your pantie hose!
Also, because of technical difficulties, we are combining both Monday and Tuesday Night's Shows and airing them on Thursday. We're confused too but mommy said, "DON'T ASK"!
Oh Hi Tom, fancy seeing you here? Sorry Tom, but you're not allowed to curse on T.V.
Monday night the Stars danced to the Argentine Tango, the Paso Doble and the Hustle!
The day started out frantically with Riley and Star having to HUSTLE to get their makeup and hair styled. And then on to Wardrobe where their Costume Designer had to pin their costumes on them. Ouch!
After wards, they ran backstage just in time for the show to start. Star was so nervous that she....well, you can use you imagination!
Riley and Star were the first contestants on the dance floor where they attacked each other like wild dogs dancing the PASO DOBLE! BRUNO said that Riley was like a little boy lost in the wilderness! Then Riley said, well if you would give us Porta-Potties like the other Stars, we wouldn't have to go in the wilderness!
Then BRUNO said that Riley had finally put his DOG FACE on and became a man! Riley then said, "How would you know?"
BRUNO also said that Star was like a beautiful, Cold Blooded Bull with headlights!
Mya danced a Tango that was hot enough to grill steaks, which sent Riley hot on her trail! He kept jumping up trying to sniff her butt!
After Donnie danced the Tango, BRUNO said, "Come to me"! and Donnie said, "You took me there". Then Riley said, "Holy Fudge Cakes"! Then Star said, Riley, where's there? Riley said, I don't know and I don't care, so long as it isn't me!
Then Riley said to Star, they're gaining on us! We have to do the Tango! Star said, no way Riley! We're sister and brother and the Tango is a passionate and romantic dance. Riley said, Oh yeah!
Then Riley got a bright idea! I know, I'll just pretend that I'm dance'n with my girlfrend, Savvy! Isn't she beautiful?
Star, and you can pretend that you are dance'n with Snowy. This is going to be the best Tango of the night! Well it would be, if I was dance'n with Snowy!
Then Riley and Star danced a romantic and passionate tango and the crowd howled!
But then, BRUNO called Star a Harlet and a Woman Of The Night so Riley bit him! We had to call 911 but on the way to the hospital, BRUNO shouted, TEN!!! Now Riley and Star are on the Top Three of the Leader Board along with with Donnie and Mya.
The Competition is getting tighter and tighter and nickles are missing everywhere! Someone said Michael Irvin is hiding them, but no one wants to look for them! So it's up to you fans, to keep Riley and Star in the Competition! Just dial: 1-800-DOGGIES!