DONNIE, WE'RE SENDING YOU BACK TO UTAH.
GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR"! Hi everyone, I'm Tom Burgersgone and I'm Samantha Harrassment. And tonight is "LATIN NIGHT". Olay!!! First up to dance the Sexy and Romantic Rumba is Riley and Star! Donnie, we're sending you back to Utah!
Back to you Samantha. Riley, this is such a tough competition, what is it that makes you and Star stand out? We're dogs, you Bimbo!
Now that was sexy but scary! Oh no! Tom, Star just peepeed in front of the whole world! Well, we'll just have to edit that! We can't Tom, we're on LIVE television! Oh, pooo!
Star, you just cost us some big points and you still haven't shaved your legs! Well Riley, I guess you'll just have to make out with Bruno.
NOW TO OUR JUDGES: Bruno? That Rumba twas terrrible! But your costumes are magnificent! You deserve a high score for that alone! And Len? Well for me Star, Your legs are just a bit too hairy to be doing a Sexy Rumba and your foot work was just a terrible mess! But I love your costume and I wouldn't be surprised if you made it to the finals! Carrie Ann? Yes I agree with them, you have just got to shave those legs girl! But your costume is outstanding!
Okay already, I'll shave them but I'm not getting a bikini wax!
JUDGES, MAY WE PLEASE HAVE YOUR SCORES?
Back to you Samantha. Well Star, what would you say is your greatest asset for staying in this competition? My legs.
Riley, Donnie is gaining on us! Don't worry Star, we have an advantage. We have four legs!
Bruno? Well Riley, that twas wild and hectic! Soooo? We were born that way! And also, it twas a bit Airy Fairy! Star, tell me he didn't just say that? He said it!
Oh and one more thing Riley, you are sooo adorrrable! I just want to carry you around in my pocket! That's it, I'm out of here!
Riley, who's that's screaming in the audience? It's daddy! He's yelling, "No daughter of mine is going to dance the Samba half-nekked"! But Riley, Eydta gave me all her costumes before she left. Ooops, we gotta go! See you doggies and kitties tomorrow night and please vote for us!