RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

Monday, October 5, 2009

DONNIE, WE'RE SENDING YOU BACK TO UTAH.


GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO "DANCING WITH THE STAR"! Hi everyone, I'm Tom Burgersgone and I'm Samantha Harrassment. And tonight is "LATIN NIGHT". Olay!!! First up to dance the Sexy and Romantic Rumba is Riley and Star! Donnie, we're sending you back to Utah!

Back to you Samantha. Riley, this is such a tough competition, what is it that makes you and Star stand out? We're dogs, you Bimbo!

Now that was sexy but scary! Oh no! Tom, Star just peepeed in front of the whole world! Well, we'll just have to edit that! We can't Tom, we're on LIVE television! Oh, pooo!
Star, you just cost us some big points and you still haven't shaved your legs! Well Riley, I guess you'll just have to make out with Bruno.
NOW TO OUR JUDGES: Bruno? That Rumba twas terrrible! But your costumes are magnificent! You deserve a high score for that alone! And Len? Well for me Star, Your legs are just a bit too hairy to be doing a Sexy Rumba and your foot work was just a terrible mess! But I love your costume and I wouldn't be surprised if you made it to the finals! Carrie Ann? Yes I agree with them, you have just got to shave those legs girl! But your costume is outstanding!

Okay already, I'll shave them but I'm not getting a bikini wax!

JUDGES, MAY WE PLEASE HAVE YOUR SCORES?

Back to you Samantha. Well Star, what would you say is your greatest asset for staying in this competition? My legs.
Riley, Donnie is gaining on us! Don't worry Star, we have an advantage. We have four legs!
Bruno? Well Riley, that twas wild and hectic! Soooo? We were born that way! And also, it twas a bit Airy Fairy! Star, tell me he didn't just say that? He said it!
Oh and one more thing Riley, you are sooo adorrrable! I just want to carry you around in my pocket! That's it, I'm out of here!

Riley, who's that's screaming in the audience? It's daddy! He's yelling, "No daughter of mine is going to dance the Samba half-nekked"! But Riley, Eydta gave me all her costumes before she left. Ooops, we gotta go! See you doggies and kitties tomorrow night and please vote for us!

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15 Comments:

Blogger Cocorue said...

shhhh, these judges are dang bias......hi , i just came back from my trip and i saw your rhumba and it was beautifully executed.

your footwork was precise and your hip movement was just rhythmic and sexy....good job

if you do NOT win, i will stop watching this show!

chikisses and now back to a nap as i just came home from the airport
coco's mumster and de coco

October 5, 2009 at 10:50 PM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Hi Riley and Star and most of all Stephanie...how are you feeling?
Stephanie you have such a creative and funny post. This is an adorable post and the outfits are amazing. Do you make them? Donnie is right they might not let in back in UT but he is one great showman. I like Louie!!
Madi and Mom

October 6, 2009 at 5:01 AM  
Blogger Bijou said...

You two are the ONLY reason we watch this show.

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

October 6, 2009 at 6:44 AM  
Blogger Piappies World said...

Hi Riley and Star,

Did you dedicate your dance moves to your mom? We really hope that she's doing ok now and less uncomfortable.

You're moves are great and the costumes are just marvelous! We love the pictures. We are enjoying the show.

Let's go for the win, Riley & Star!

- Fudgie, Princess & the Piappies

October 6, 2009 at 7:04 AM  
Blogger Cocorue said...

oh Stephanie, i'm so sorry that i did not realize that you've been hurt in my post this afternoon.

i trust you are healing well and do take care.

i'm in awe as to how you managed to capture all the poses for Riley & Star as they looked like they were really dancing


take care and chikisses
coco

October 6, 2009 at 7:26 AM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh yes, if not fur woo two, I would not be watching!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

October 6, 2009 at 9:15 AM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Haha, Star you wear it prettier than Edyta!
And do not shave your leg, it looks hot in Latin dance, trust me, muahhh!
Is your mom better? Hug and kiss her for me, muahhh!

October 6, 2009 at 12:54 PM  
Blogger Remington said...

You are AMAZING! Keep it up, you are the WINNERS, paws down!

October 6, 2009 at 1:41 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Do the producers of this show understand what you two are doing for their ratings? It would be a bomb without you!
Play bows,
Zim

October 6, 2009 at 3:53 PM  
Blogger Madi and Mom said...

Dear Stephanie...thank you for your comments.
I cannot tell you how sorry we are about your accident. I've had many sinus infections and several pulled teeth over the years...I know just bending one's head with a sinus infection is painful but it must be excruciating to even turn your head with a broken nose. Please be very careful and let us entertain you for a while. Did you have to have surgery on the nose? I'm sorry I need to quit asking questions. Please know our thoughts and prayers are with you that each day is better than the last. It was my pleasure to meet J&H. I was so glad there was a break in the customers so we could get a picture.
Big soft hug and Love,
Cecilia and Madi

October 6, 2009 at 4:10 PM  
Blogger Teddy Bear said...

Keep up the great work guys. You are both fantastic!

Love,
Teddy Bear

October 6, 2009 at 5:24 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Star and Riley!
The judges don't know about furry nice legs!
But we all know your presentation was pawesome!
I hope your mom is feeling well.
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

October 6, 2009 at 6:08 PM  
Blogger Dory and the Mama said...

You definitely have our vote!!!

Smileys!
Doy and the Mama

October 6, 2009 at 6:38 PM  
Blogger Raising Addie said...

OMD these pictures just keep getting cuter and cuter!!!

We can't wait to see what comes next!

Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie, Lucie, and Hailey

October 6, 2009 at 7:41 PM  
Blogger Oskar said...

You guys are doing us all proud! My mom person says you guys have more clothes than she does!

October 9, 2009 at 11:03 AM  

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