RILEY AND STAR MY MALTESE KIDS

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBUDDY.

2010-10-30T18:44:00.000-07:00

Yes we know, we haven't been around in a while butt we still keep up with everybuddy's posts and we luuv and miss ya'll soooo much!

And we couldn't let one of our favorite holidays go by without sending our luv and wishing ya'll a HAPPY, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Luv,
Your Pals,
Riley and Star.
oxooxoxooxoxooxoxoxooxoxox!!!

IT'S THE 11th SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS. READ STAR'S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE STARS.

2010-09-24T21:55:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star, Editor of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE". Last Monday night started the Eleventh Season of "DANCING WITH THE STARS"! And I was right there interviewing all of them for my Entertainment Column.

My first interview was with the "HUFF AND PUFF AND I'LL BLOW MYSELF DOWN!" - David Whatahassle. Boy, is he weird! And I asked him what he thought about Len's comment about him being the son of Donnie Osmond and Jerry Springer?

He said, Well he can just kiss my bippy! Yea, take that you old goat!

Then I asked Margaret Cho, GIRL! What were you thinking dancing with that scarf?

She said, Oh I never think. Well, that explains it I said.

Hey wait a minute! I recognize that scarf!

It's the one that Sweet Mango The Maltese Kiddo sent me and it's my favorite scarf!

Hey, give me my scarf back you HUSSY, or I'll give you some more tattoos and they won't be pretty!

I tried to get an Interview with THE SITUATION, butt he was busy counting his muscles. Too bad he can only count to three!

After he danced the judges gave him their scores. Carrie Ann Enabler gave him a 6, and Len pulled out his AMMUNITION and shot him a 2! Then Bruno Ravioli gave him a $15 and slipped it in his pants! OMD! This show is going down hill fast!

Then Tuesday was Elimination Night. Well, you know what happens when I hear the word elimination? Butt thank dogness everyone was too nervous to even notice.

Then I howled out, JUDGES, MAY WE HAVE YOUR SCORES?

Well HUFF, how do you feel about being sent home tonight?.....Well, I had a great time, and Kim is a great girl and I feel really great! Really!

Yea, yea who cares?.....Sorry HUFF, please don't cry.

Then suddenly, I got depressed remembering when Riley and I won the Mirror Ball Trophy two seasons ago and wished that we were dancing on the show again.

Heck, not me Sis, since mommy won't let me lift my leg in the yard anymore, the trophy makes a grrreat fire hydrant!

Riley, you just had to go and spoil it for me didn't you? What-EVER! Some things never change!

Well, that's it for this weeks edition of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE" butt, be sure to read my Entertainment Column next week for more exciting interviews with the Stars on "DANCING WITH THE STARS"!

See you then.
Luv,
Star.

WE WENT TO BEAUTIFUL COLORADO.

2010-09-03T08:48:00.000-07:00

Hi Every Buddy, It's me Star, and guess what? Me and Riley went to beautiful Colorado!

It all started like this: Every year daddy takes mommy to Colorado for her birthday and we always have to stay home! Well it was my birthday too, so no fair! I found myself in deep depression.

Then the most intelligent brother in the whole wide world said, not to worry Star, I got it all figured out! I"ll hide in mommy's suitcase and you hide in her backpack. She'll never notice, she's a blond you know?"

Now wasn't that smart of him? Put your tongue back in Riley, I just got through saying you were smart!

We zipped everything up and the next thing we knew, we were at the air port. At Security the man said "What are those two little white, furry things?" Mommy said, Gee, I don't remember packing my ear muffs???

In no time at all, we were in our rental car and off to the mountains!

Whoa! No buddy told us about altitude sickness! Mommy is holding on to us real tight so we won't fall off the mountain. Isn't it beautiful up here?

The first thing we wanted to do was go mining for Amethyst and get rich!

So we went into a beautiful deep purple cave. See how it sparkles? Butt it sure was spooky down there and I saw a bat! It scared the living pee-pee out of me! Then Riley said that's okay, the bats do it all the time and watch out Star, you almost stepped in their poop! I said, that's it! I'm out of here!

After that, we were starving for Mexican food. When all of a sudden, a lady came over to our table and yelled at our pawrents! "You can't bring your dogs into our restaurant and PLEASE get them off the table!" Then they all started laughing like Idiots and we still don't know what was so funny? Butt the food was sure good!

On the way to Ridgeway, we heard there was a fire! We jumped in this old fire truck and rushed over to see if we could help.

I got so nervous, I pee-peed all over the fire and put it out! The Fire Chief said I did such a good job, he made me the Official Mascot of his old Fire Truck! Mommy and daddy were so proud butt Riley just said, "What-Ever???" I think it's pretty cool myself.

Then we arrived in Silverton. The owner of this pretty pink truck let us ride on the hood if we promised not to scratch it. When he said that I got so nervous I pee-peed all over it, butt don't tell him!

He also owned a wonderful Bar-B-Q place called: "THEE PITTS AGAIN" Be sure and visit it if you are ever in Silverton, Colorado. It's grrreat!

This is their pet, Bear Man Pig. He was really friendly and in fact, he squeezed us so tight that WE BOTH...... yep, you guessed it, --- ---- ALL OVER HIM! Butt don't tell his mommy, she just changed his shirt!

After eating all that good Bar-B-Q, we were ready to go kayaking. Here we are getting all strapped in and ready to hit the rocks! I mean water! It's a good thing we are experienced Kayakers!

Then we drove to Telluride to visit Tom Cruise and then Oprah. When we arrived at their homes, both of their butt-lers told us to hit the road! Butt before we did, I pee-peed on their door mats! That will teach those Snooty-Pattooties! I bet Betty White wouldn't treat us that way!

So then we stopped by Schaussi's Alpen Schatz (try saying that ten times real fast) to buy a book. The nice lady there let us play with all her stuffies and we even rode a donkey. Now that's ruff'n it!

On our last day in Colorado, we went to the Black Canyon of the Gunnison for a little hike. Only this time mommy let us sit all by ourselves in her backpack overlooking the canyon as you can see in the first photo.

The canyon is a zillion thousand feet deep and I was so terrified, guess what I did in mommy's backpack? Nope!....WORSE! Well I"m sorry, butt it was scary up there!

Next year Riley wants to go bungy jumping at the Royal George. I DON'T THINK SO!!!

On the way out of the canyon we pretended to be chipmunks and we almost got run over! Some people just don't know how to read!

We're home now and all tuckered out from our fun and very exciting trip to Colorado.

Mommy said we were so well behaved except for a few incidents here and there, that we can go with them on their next trip to North Carolina in the Fall and I can't wait!

I luved Colorado, butt there's no place like home and on mommy's and daddy's bed. I only wish Riley would quit singing "MOUNTAIN HIGH IN COLORADO". He's driving me crazy!

Luv,
Star.

MY BIRTHDAY IS ALMOST HERE.

2010-08-24T12:34:00.000-07:00

Hi Every Buddy,

Well guess what? On this Saturday, August the 28th I will be THREE YEARS OLD!

We will be out of town that day so I thought I would tell you about it now. Mommy asked if I wanted an early birthday party and I said hmmm, let me think about it?

Nope! I would rather just share a quiet birthday celebration with mommy since her birthday is on Tuesday the 31st. She is going to be 39! Gee, I could have sworn she was 39 last year???

And also, daddy said since I am three now I am no longer a puppy but rather a Young Lady! Wow! Pretty cool stuff huh?

I luved being a puppy butt come to think of it, I have learned so many valuable lessons about life in these past three years such as:

Call someone you luv.....

Maybe he'll call you back.

Happiness can be found in the simplest things.

Blonds may have more fun, butt once the roots grow in, it's all over!

Nothing is cooler then to play in the snow!

And a girl must always get her beauty rest..........

And have a good pillow!

All things are possible if you try hard enough and never give up!

Never pick a guy up at a bar. They always want to take you home with them and won't take "NO"! for an answer!

There's no luv like Brotherly luv!

Last butt not least, mommy says I should always be a lady, butt it's okay to be a little naughty now and then. I luuuv my mommy, she's sooo wise!

Wow! That was a lot of food for thought! And speaking of food, I gotta go now, Mommy just took my birthday cake out of the oven!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

LUV YA EVERY BUDDY!

STAR. XOXOXOXOX!

CONGRATULATIONS TO FRANKIE AND HIS TWO BEAUTIFUL BRIDES, RUBY AND PENNY!

2010-08-21T20:41:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, It's us, Riley and Star and we just wanted to say that we

have really missed you all and we wanted to send a big Thank You and a Huge hug to all our furry furrends who continued to leave messages on our post, sent emails to check up on us and even called to wish us well and say "Hi" while we were taking a break.

Mommy says good furrends are hard to find and they are the one's who stand by you unconditionally! Thanks guys and you know who you are! We love you!

Oh My Dog! I have been reading in all the tabloids that Frankie tied the knot today with Ruby and Penny! We wish them the best and we hope they live happily ever after and have lots of triplets!

Boy, I'm sure glad that they aren't hoomans or Frankie would be in jail tonight! I think they call that a Puppyligomist!

Love and kisses,
Your Pals,
Riley and Star and Mommy too.

WE HAVE NEW JOBS.

2010-06-03T08:12:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy! Riley and Star here. We have been MIA lately cause mommy has been keeping us really busy helping her work on a new project. She just opened an ETSY SHOP and she gave us new jobs!

I don't really mind though, cause I have a job title..."JANITORIAL SUPERVISOR"! Whenever something falls on the floor, I pick it up! It's usually a little mangled, butt the floor sure stays clean!

Yes, and my title is "EXECUTIVE DESIGN CONSULTANT". I stay right by mommy's side supervising and consulting her on everything! I'm a Fashion Designer you know?

We also help her out by taking lots of naps and we don't mind a bit!

By the end of the day mommy is so tired that she can't think straight and her eyes are crossed too! Now, that's really weird! So, she hasn't been able to blog much butt she does try to keep up with everybuddy's posts.

Our jobs will slow down once she gets her shop set up the way she wants it, then we won't be so busy. The pay is good, she gives us extra treats!

We miss you all butt we will still post butt not as often as before and we will try to comment back to you as we go along. Well, gotta get back to work!

Come by and see us at: www.etsy.com/shop/fragilegarden

Luv ya all,
Riley and Star.

DECISIONS, DECISIONS. LIFE IS SOOO CONFUSING.

2010-05-21T05:58:00.000-07:00

It's girl's day out for me and mommy so we are going to shop till we drop! We're going to the pet store and you never know who you might run in to, so I gotta look good!

I could carry my designer Goochy bag, but I think it's too classy for the pet store. I'll save it for when I go to N.Y.C. to visit Asta. She'll probably take me shopping on Fifth Ave so I'll need to look sheek!

I just luuuv this pretty pink silk purse butt I guess it's kind of elliegant to wear today.

Wow! Red is my color, butt what will I wear on Valentine's Day?

Then there's this beautiful crystal beaded purse, butt I think I'll save it for when Remington and I go dancing. Oh, just the thought of him holding me in his big strong arms, makes me shiver all over!

Oh, I just luuuv this one! Butt, I don't have yellow shoes to go with it. Well, too bad!

Now this is what I'm talk'n about! Well on second thought, maybe I should save it for when I visit Remmy in Minniesoda. I got to look HOT you know? He's a HUNK! And besides, I have a sexy little sun dress that goes with it and pink shoes too!

Gee, I miss him, I wonder if he misses me? I think I'm in luv, butt don't tell Rem.

This one is made with pink pearls and it matches the pink pearls I'm wearing with the heart that Remington gave me. Oh, I think I'm gonna cry! I better not carry this one or I'll be blue all day and probably won't be in the mood to buy a thing! We can't let that happen!

Oh, this is sooo confusing, maybe I have too many purses? Nope, that's not it!

Finally!!! This one is perfect! Remington always calls me his Sweet Little Princess you know? Thanks Rem for helping me decide, I knew I could count on you! Mommy, I'm ready!

Now wasn't that the most RIDICULOUS thing you have ever seen in your life? Girls! I'll never understand them!

Mommy's good friend went to Heaven this week and we want to thank all of you for your loving comments at this difficult time.

Luv,
Riley, Star and mommy too.

ARE YOU LOOK'N AT ME?

2010-05-10T18:53:00.000-07:00

Mommy has been somewhat preoccupied this week butt, today she took us to the park! After a nice long walk we ran over to our favorite place, the playground! There we met two of the cutest little children. Michelle and Todd.

Hey Todd, you can let go now, I do this all the time!

Riley! How do you expect me to slide down this thing with you on top of me?

We made it Star!......Geeeze, why can't I ever do anything alone?

Well here we are back on the red slide......Yea, and we're still joined at the hip!

Hey buddy, are you look'n at me?

Sorry Dude, I just wanna be your frend!

To all of Riley and Star's friends, please forgive me for not keeping up with your posts as I should. This past week has been very hectic and I guess you could say, I have the blahs.

A good friend of ours is loosing his battle with Cancer and is under the care of Hospice. Please bare with me for the next week or so. I will try to catch up when I can.

Also, I will not be posting DEAR STAR this week. I hope to post Star's column next week so there is still time for your questions.

We love and miss you all!

Stephanie, Riley and Star's mommy.

EXCLUSIVE - WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT MANGO BY: NORWOOD IN DEAR STAR'S COLUMN.

2010-05-03T13:16:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star with "Pretty Kitty and Buffy Puppy Magazine". This Week's Issue is HOT, HOT, HOT!

ENTERTAINMENT:

Last Friday Night was the Premier for the new Western Flick, "WESTWARD HO!" WESTWARD WHO??? A very nervous ACTOR/PRODUCER, JACK DADDY looked quite dashing until he accidentally pooped on the Red Carpet.

FASHION TRENDS:

LORENZA created quite a scene in the Plaza when she wore this PRETTY IN PINK dress designed by: GRANDMA-DE-LORENZA.

ADVERTISEMENT:

When you are too pooped to even wag your tail, stop in your tracks and have a cup of STAR TEA. Yummy, yum, yum! Sold at all fine Pet Stores. STAR-LICHOUS!!!

CELEBRITY SCOOP:

HERO who is often mistaken for Brad Pitt, howls: "THOSE ARE NOT MY BABIES"!!!

It was also reported by a very good source, that TWIX, HERO'S date on DATE NIGHT said HERO looks good in anything or even nothing at all! Now that must have been some date!

ADVERTISEMENT:

HI, I'M RILEY AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE REFRESHING THEN MONTY-ZOOMIE'S REVENGE. For Medicinal Use Only! Grrreat for killing squirrels by just breathing on them, flea bites and rug burn! A dab here and a dab there, well, maybe not there, will soothe your butt!

MONTY-ZOOMIE'S REVENGE - YOU WILL BECOME A NEW MAN!

DEAR STAR:

NORWOOD WRITES: Dear Star, I'm confused! Huge MANGO who lives in MASTER-CHEW-SITTS is always talking like a VALLEY GIRL! He says: "like I was totally worried" and "for sure". Maybe he thinks he's CHER staring in "VALLEY GIRL MANGO"? Don't you think he's getting weird?

Dear Norwood, Like no way! I think like MANGO is totally way cool for sure! Wait! Did you say MASTER-CHEW-SITTS? I thought you said CALIFORNIA! Like that's gross an like gag me with a spoon!

KISSA-BULL SAYS: Dear Star, We're moving to a new house and we are thinking about doing our Synchronized Tooting Routine in evewy room to rid any bad vibes or boos that might have been there before ush. Miss. Star, what do you tink? The Pittie Pack.

Dear Pittie Pack, I think that's a grrreat idea! Also, I would bring your furrend there with you just in case you run out of gas!

THUNDER FROM THE O.P. PACK SAYS: Dear Star, do you have any ideas of how I can get my sister Ciara off my Back?!!!

Dear Thunder, There's a very simple solution to your problem. Just sleep standing up!

BUSY BUTTONS WRITES: Dear Star, I'd really like to have a kitty butt mom claims she's allergic to them. How can I convince her to get me a kitty?

Dear Busy Buttons, Ask for a puppy instead or your mom will be sneezing yucky stuff all over you! And her eyes will be swollen shut and her nose will drip like a leaky faucet all down her face and yours, and that can be pretty disgusting! Do you want her to resent you for the rest of your life because she can't breathe? No, I didn't think so! Enjoy your new puppy!

LILYBELL SAYS: Dear Star, Whenever we go for a walk my brother Chewy always barks at all the cute bo-dawgs and scares them away! I'm going to be a Spinster for the rest of my life because of him! Please help!

Dear Lilybell, Chewy is just trying to protect from all those bo-dawg wimminizors! And not to worry about becomming a Spinster, I'll take care of that right now!

ROMANCE:

If you are a handsome and single bo-dawg looking for a beautiful petite, wo-dawg to be your forever-furrend, then look up Lilybell. And don't mind her brother, he's all bark and no bite! This ought get you some action!!!

Well everybuddy, that's it for this week's addition of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE". Please feel free to ask your question when you leave a comment on my post and I will answer it next week.

Luv,
Star. xxxxx!

SPONGEBOB DOES A GOOD DEED.

2010-05-02T15:32:00.000-07:00

Who are you, little buddy? Well, let me introduce myself, my name is SpongeBob.

And I'm a very good friend of Remington's.

I'm here Star because I think there's something you should know about your Remington!

OH NO!!! HE'S MARRIED! I knew he was too good to be true!

Sorry Bob, butt I can't just stand here and let you break my little Sister's heart!

Well, As I was saying.........

Miss. Star, I realize you are beautiful and a very successful pup, butt someday that will all fade away!

SAYAAAY WHAT???!!!!!

Yes and so, it's very important that you have something else other then yourself in common with Remington. Not only is he very athletic butt he is an avid reader!

So, I would suggest that you start reading right now so that someday when you're old and all wrinkly, the two of you will have something to talk about. After all, you're not getting any younger you know?

Gee, I think this guy is trying to steal my job! Butt, maybe I should take his advice. "I am your best friend, Patrick," said a big PINK sea STAR..... hey, this book is really good and it's all about me!

You know Riley, I think Mr. SpongeBob, is right and I wouldn't want to loose Remington to a bookworm! It was very nice to meet you Mr. SpongeBob and thanks for everything!

Well kids, I gotta run! I have more good deeds to do and the rest of the world to save, so see ya around!

Hello Remington? This is SpongeBob, I was just wondering, how much do you know about makeup and fashion?

Hey big guy, no need to get your tail in a knot, I was just trying to help you out!

Gee, maybe I should just stick to what I do best!

MYSTERY AT THE PARK.

2010-04-30T22:22:00.000-07:00

Today we asked mommy if we could go down to the little park which is just about a block from our house. It has lots of beautiful tall yellow wild flowers and we wanted to play hide and seek.

When we got there Riley said, Hey Star, are you sniffing what I'm sniffing?

Yea, and it's coming from that direction and it's making a weird sound and I can't figure out what it is?

Hey! it just went up that tree Riley! Yea, and it's starting to pee me off!

Oh Crap-Ola! It's coming back this way!

Did you get a good glimpse of it Riley?

Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't eat me!

OMD!!! I see it! It's over by that house!

Star, I don't know about you? Butt, I'm out of here! IT'S A GIANT........

IT'S A GIANT WHAT???

IT'S A GIANT SQUIRREL!!!

And where is Dory when you need her?

AN ALL NEW ADDITION OF PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE INCLUDING DEAR STAR.

2010-04-28T19:48:00.000-07:00

"PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE"

Hi Everybuddy! Guess what? I got a promotion! I am now the Chief and Editor of "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE" in addition to my Advice Column, "DEAR STAR". So now anything goes! Hope you like it!

NEW ROMANCES: Glamor Girl, Star and Football Hero, Remington have announced that they are officially going steady. Star received a gold heart from the Studly Rem and is now shopping for high heels! The handsome couple is now known everywhere as the "STARINGTON'S".

WHO'S WEARING WHAT? The Gorgeous and Sophisticated ASTA from Manhattan, was spotted in the Village wearing an Apple Red and White Raincoat designed by Stormy Wetter. And what a SPLASH she made!

THE FRENCH CONNECTION: BENNY AND LILY have gotten themselves in a jam again! They were last seen being hauled off to jail for illegal gambling and for having too much fun! Their Attorney was arrested also.

WHO'S HOT?

AND WHO'S NOT!

MAIL BAG: JAZZIE WRITES: Dear Star, My water bowl is continually empty! What can I do to make sure my mom keeps my bowl full?

Dear Jazzi, Put tape over her mouth so she can't drink it!

TWINKIE WRITES: Dear Star, During Date Night, Twix mentioned that I was wearing a bikini and swimming in the toilet! Should I be offended or proud?

Dear Twinkie, Well if I were you I would be very proud! There are lots of doggies out there that can't even get a drink of water out of the toilet bowl much less swim in it! Butt, thank Dogness, nobuddy flushed it! Next time wear a life jacket o.k.?

ADVERISEMENT:

IF YOU DON'T SMELL GOOD, THEN YOU WILL BE AN OLD MAID FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! So put down that stick, let down your hair, and soak in a bottle of "STAR-LICIOUS" PURRFUME by STAR and you will become the DIVA you were always meant to be! You'll be glad you did and so will the bo-dawgs!

Now back to Dear Star,

Ludo Van Doggy says: Dear Star, How can I get my mum to quit work and spend all her time with me?

Dear Ludo, Oh dear! Well, while your mommy's at work, chew up the sofa, pee on her bed, and throw up in her slippers. When she gets home, jump in her lap and cry like a baby till your eyes are all red and swollen and don't forget to sniff a lot! Trust me, she'll never go back to work again!

OZZIE FROM GOLDEN SAMANTHA MEOWS: Dear Star, My mom keeps promising to give me space on my Sis, Sam's Blog butt she still hasn't come through! How can I get my face and story on this blog?

Dear Ozzie's Mom, Just look at this poor, sweet, little pitiful face! I bet now you are really feeling ashamed of yourself aren't you? I thought so! So, GET BUSY before Ozzie takes over my blog! I'm a sucker for little black and white kittens. Isn't she cute?

MADI WRITES: Dear Star, I'm the other cute black and white kitten and I want to know how can I get my mom to stop teasing me? I don't like it and it hurts!

Dear Madi, Well, I don't like my hair teased either, butt you do what you have to do if you want to be a DIVA! At least she doesn't poke you in the head with a Rat-Tail comb! Does she???

Oh, and one more thing, Miss. Star, I'm playing Miss. Kitty in Jack's new movie "WESTWARD HO!" and I heard that the camera can add ten pounds to your body. What can I do to keep my butt from looking big?

Dear Madi, Well, the real Miss Kitty didn't wear those big pooffy skirts for nothing you know? And why do you think she always hid behind the bar? There's your answer! Break a leg!

BILBO WRITES: Dear Star, My sister DORY is ALWAYS hogging the spotlight and only lets me blog one day a week! What can I do to make her give me more blogging time?

Dear Bilbo, That's easy! Invite some squirrels over and while Dory is going crazy in the back yard, slip in a few posts. Now wasn't that simple?

COCORUE SAYS: Dear Star, How do I get a boy-furrend? Everyone I meet is either taken or they don't care for tea cups and they don't even think I am a real dog!

Dear Coco, Well, anybuddy who doesn't care for tea cups doesn't have any class and you don't want them anyway! Butt, next time you see a bo-dawg you like, give him a big smack on the lips and that ought to show him how real you are! Men!

THE BOOKER MAN WRITES: Dear Star, When I'm snoozin' I talk in my sleep and wake everybuddy up and they get mad! What can I do to stop talking while I'm snoozin'?

Dear Booker, Mr. Anonymous does the same thing and I'll tell you what I told him! Stop reading those "Girly" magazines! You're hil-loosenating!

Well Everybuddy, that's it for this week's addition of "Pretty Kitty and Buffy Puppy Magazine. See you next week and don't forget to send your question to Dear Star.

Luv ya,

Star.

FUN IN BLUEBONNET COUNTRY.

2010-04-26T06:57:00.000-07:00

Daddy is out of town so yesterday mommy took us to visit Uncle Gil and Auntie Carol who have a beautiful place out in the country.

The Bluebonnets which just happen to be our state flower is at it's peak here in North Texas and Indian Paintbrush is everywhere! And what a beautiful day it was!

OMD! Have you ever seen anything like this Star? It's beautiful!

Yea and sooo deep too! We better not lay down or mommy won't find us!

This is our Auntie Carol and Uncle Gil with their pretty horse, Penny. We wanted to ride her butt we chickened out at the last minute!

Oh, this breeze feels sooo good!

Hey, I think I see a Coyote coming to eat us!

Riley don't eat the Bluebonnets! Mommy will kill you if you wake her up in the middle of the night with die- a- ree-ah and throw up blue stuff!

Here we are with mommy sitting in Indian Paintbrush. Well we might have known! If there were any paintbrushes around, mommy would be right in the middle of them! Hey, here comes a Hawk and you guys don't even care! Yikes!

I could get used to this.

Look at the camera mommy, and say "BLUEBONNETS"! YEA!!!

We're helping Uncle Gil mow the grass, he luuuvs us sooo much!

Mommy, get us off this thing, you don't even know how to drive it!

Grrrreat! The tractor is stuck and mommy is trying to poke my eye out with her sun glasses! We knew things would go downhill eventually!

Mommy, can we live here? Pretty pleeeeze!!!

Well, we had a grrreat time out in the country and we can't wait to go back! Maybe next time we'll ride Penny.

AN ALL NEW, "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE" INCLUDING, "DEAR STAR," WILL BE POSTED ON WEDNESDAY. So get your questions in now if you want to be included in the fun!

We luv you, everybuddy!

Riley and Star.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT WEEKEND.

2010-04-24T09:11:00.000-07:00

Mommy said, this weekend we can do whatever we want! We can sleep in and just be plain lazy if we want to. Now that should be easy!

It's noon and I'm still in my nightie just laying here in my satin and mink bed dreaming of Remington. I could do this everyday!

I think I'll sit at my dressing table all day long and just stare at the gold heart he gave me. It's a symbol of us going steady you know? Kiss, kiss!

Now I'm hiding under my blankie that Rem gave me for Valentine's Day so Riley can't find me.

He found me, and messed my hair up too! I'm sure glad Rem can't see me looking like this, he thinks I'm a Diva, not a Rag Muffin!

Well, it's time for another nappy and Rem is right here protecting me.

I wonder what Tessa is doing today?

Well, I don't believe this! Mommy just woke us up and said that our room is a mess and we have to clean out our closets! She's kidding right?

This just isn't fair! I think mommy tricked us!

Well, so much for what we wanted to do this weekend! This is the last time I'll fall for that line again!

Pee-sss: Mommy's been real busy lately and hasn't been a good Assistant at all! Butt don't worry, we just taped her to the computer!

Also, "Dear Star" will continue again on Wednesday so there's still time to ask your questions.

Luv ya'll!
Riley and Star.

THE PINK BIRDIES.

2010-04-19T07:50:00.001-07:00

I don't get it? We took all the moss out of the birdie house butt, the birdies are still here! I'll just sneak up on them and say boo! That will send them flying! BOO! Nope!

These are the dumbest birdies I ever seen, and they don't even move!

Maybe if I growl at them, they will fly out the window.

Ooops! One just fell over! I'm out of here before mommy finds out!

He's stiff as a board, I think you killed him!

Hey, these birdies are PINK! That's my favorite color! I never seen pink birdies before.

I think I luv these pink birdies, they're a little dumb, but very cute!

Don't worry pink birdies, we won't hurt you. Kiss, kiss!

OPERATOR, I'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL.

2010-04-18T19:40:00.000-07:00

AND THE WINNERS OF OUR GABE GIVEAWAY ARE THE ARMY OF FOUR!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Mommy, may I please call Rem? I haven't spoken to him all day! Thanks!

Hello Operator, could you please help me make a call to my boy-furrend in Minnesota? His name is REMINGTON and he is the nicest and sweetest boy-dawgy in the whole wide world!

Just a minute pleassse, huunck-snort, huunck-snort!

Now, that Star is in her room primping, I think I'll call my little Sweetie, Tessa while I have some privacy!

Hello Operator, I'd like to place a call to my girlfurrend, TESSA in Oregon. She's the prettiest little girl-dawgy in the whole wide world and I luv her!

Just a minute pleassse, huunck-snort, huunck-snort!

Hello there, my sweet little Maltie Pie! This is your big hunk of a luver boy calling to say how much I miss my baby! Why don't you just pucker up and blow me a big, kissy face! Whooohooo!

OMD! I can hear you breathing in reverse! It's making my hair stand up and my tail is wagging to: "Come On Baby Light My Fire"! You little Sugar Booger, you!

Sugar Booger? Luver boy? What in the world is he talking about? And what fire? Is there a fire at Remington's house? Oh, no!

My little apple tart, your just like a white fluffy cotton ball just waiting to be squeezed and I'm the bo-dawg to do it! Mmmwah!

Oh my STARS! I don't believe this? Did he just call me a TART? He never talks to me that way! He's always such a gentlemen and we're not even engaged! I think it's a little disrespectful if you ask me? He must have had too much punch at the pawty that TWIX threw last night! Boy, if his mommy only knew!

And Hot Diggity Dawg! You were a little fox last night in that mini skirt! All the other bo-dawgs were foaming at the mouth when you walked in the door! Butt, I told them to bark off cause your mine! Mine, mine, mine!!! And I'm your studly Stud-muffin!

I think he's lost his mind! I don't even have a mini skirt! And Stud Muffin? Now this is really getting embarrassing!

Remington! You are acting really strange and if your trying to impress me, well your not! So knock it off! I liked the old Sweet Rem that I fell in like with much better! Unless, this isn't Remington? Remington, is that you???

Miss, I think I have the wrong number. Sorry, bye!

I feel like such a looser!

MOM, I DIDN'T DO IT, SHE DID.

2010-04-17T16:20:00.000-07:00

Well, it's pouring down rain outside and I'm bored! Oh goody, mommy left the bathroom door open and this is going to be a piece of cake!

This is what I'm talk'in about!

Yum, and so soft too! It's a shame to waste it on butts!

Riley, STOP! I think I heard something!

I could have sworn I heard mommy yell your name.

Well maybe not, I guess I was wrong. Now that's a first!

This is the best toilet paper I have ever eaten, and it's stylish too!

Hi mommy! Oh, oh, we're busted!

What's this "WE" Kemo Sabe?

We hope you're having a grrrreat weekend too!

Luv,
Riley and Star.

A LETTER FROM REMINGTON.

2010-04-15T13:28:00.000-07:00

REMINGTON

Hi Everybuddy, it's me Star! Well today I was in my pink poka-dot bedroom when the mailman arrived with a package for me from Remington!

I nervously opened it and there was a letter from Rem with his manly scent all over it! And in a little white envelope, were two of the most beautiful gold hearts I have ever seen! The big one is engraved: STAR & REMINGTON.

And on the back it says: April 2010.

Also, a gorgeous half of a heart that's engraved BFF. (BEST FRIENDS FOREVER)!

OH, MY STARS!!! He wants me to be his girlfriend! He is keeping the other half of the heart for when we meet for the first time, then we will put them together. Oh, that is sooo romantic, I think I am going to faint!

I wrote him a letter too and said YES! I am dating the dreamiest Newfie in the Whole Wide World! I will wear his heart everyday of my life to show how much he means to me. Today is April 15, 2010 and it is the beginning of a very special friendship! And I'm not talking about the I.R.S.!

And yes, we are quite "The Odd Couple". He's six feet tall and weighs 130 pounds! I weigh five pounds and I am one foot - eight inches tall and that's with heels on! He's a Sport Fanatic and I'm into fashion! Butt that's okay cause opposites do attract.

Well, I think I'll slip into my pretty pink Peignoir Set. That's French for nightgown and robe. I bet Asta's mommy would like to have one like this! I bought it at Bloomersdales in New York.

I still can't believe you like me Rem, butt my mommy says that the bigger they are, the harder they fall!

Ooops! I guess I should cover up, I wouldn't want him to get the wrong idea about me cause I'm not that kind of girl!

That's better! I have morals you know? And he comes from a very good family like me! Well, my mom is a little eccentric and my brother, Riley is a goofball, butt maybe they won't notice.

Gee, I never thought in my wildest dreams that I would be Remington's girlfriend! And believe me, I have had some WILD DREAMS!

Well, I guess this means that I am going to start wearing "SpongeBob" now.

So good night my sweet Rem and until Date Night on Friday, I'll see you in my dreams. Wink, Wink!

Remington, you have stolen my heart!
Your Sweet little Princess. (That's what he calls me, you know?)

Luv,
Star. xoxox!

Pee-sss: I will be posting my "DEAR STAR" column on Monday so there is still plenty of time to ask your burning questions! See you then!

DEAR STAR, ANSWERS SOME REALLY TOUGH QUESTIONS.

2010-04-12T16:17:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy! It's me Star with PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" MAGAZINE with my weekly Advice Column of DEAR STAR,. And I have been working my tiny little brain to the bone! There were some really tough questions this week!

ANONYMOUS WRITES: Dear Star, My little sister taunts me day and night by snatching my toys, biting my ears and she is wearing me out wanting to play all day long! I admit she's very cute butt she expects me to treat her like she's a little princess! Miss. Star, what can I do to make her calm down! Exhausted in Texas.

Dear Exhausted in Texas, You poor thing! Your story sounds very familiar in fact I think I may know this little Princess personally. So, I am going to write to CIARA right now and tell her to go easy on the Old Farts!

MADI SAYS: Dear Star, I am a glamorous Diva! I live in a Penthouse and I sleep on a king size bed with Satin Sheets! My mom says I am spoiled and now what is she supposed to sleep on? Honestly, I really don't give a Rat's butt! She's just a mom and I am a Diva! What is your opinion Miss. Star? Diva Madi.

Dear Diva Madi, Don't give it a second thought! It's time we all stood up and showed our hoomans what it's like to live like kitties and pups! So let your mom sleep on a hard floor, eat nothing butt dry cat food and water, and go potty in a box full of sand! Why, I hope she gets a rash on her bottom!!! You're a Diva and you deserve to be treated like one!

BUDDY FROM BUFFALO WRITES: Dear Star, I am having trouble keeping a girlfurrend. The last time I tried to kiss a wo-dawg, she got all rolled up in my tongue and I almost swallowed her and had to call 911! Now my pawrents won't allow me to date any more and I am very lonely and sad! Please help!

Dear Buddy, no need to give up on a girlfurrend, just date an elephant! I'd luv to see you swallow one of those! And if you're a good kisser, she'll never forget it!

HERO ASKS: Dear Star, How do I convince my hoomans that even bo-dawgs need to go to the Spa once in awhile and get a message. Also go Cat Chasing and go on holidays and car rides? Neglected in Malaysia.

Dear Neglected, Well, first you roll in some good wet mud. Then you dry out in the hot sun until you're sooo stiff you can't even walk! After that, they will be begging to take you to the Spa and on car rides. Butt as far as the cat chasing thing goes, you're a little young to be going to the "KITTY CAT CLUB" if you know what I mean?

THE-KOOL-KITTY-KREW SAYS: Dear Star, Why is it that our mom calls us everything under the sun except our names??? Confused Kitties.

Dear Confused Kitties, Well, when she does that, do you answer? If so, maybe that's the problem? Now I don't know who's more confused? You, your mom or me???

LILYBELL WRITES: Dear Star, How do I become like you when I get bigger?

Dear Lilybell, Well My Dear, you have your wardrobe down real good so after you wake up from your nappy, all you need is a good Agent and a Mentor. I can give you the name of mine. He has a funny name though, something like Im-a-mess??? I know you would really like him.

COCORUE WRITES: Dear Star, Date Night is coming up soon and I want to invite Chester. I'm sure that one date with me would seal the deal for me! And Miss. Truffles/Fudge-pants would be stale news! Time is running out so what do you think Star?

Dear Cocorue, Well I must say, you are one little persistent cup of HOT COCOA! You are a chick that knows what you want, when you want it and how to get it! I say, you go for it girlfurrend! Any wo-dawg who luvs a bo-dawg like you luv Chester is sure to come out smelling like a Chocolate Sundae with a Cherry on top!

And as for Chester, all I have to say is Chester, you got a HOT one here, so DON'T BE STUPID! Take her to the pawdy!

THREE DOXIES WANT TO KNOW: Dear Star, Since I not allowed to date yet, would it be o.k. to sneak out for Twix's Date Nite? And who will goes with me? Puddles.

Dear Puddles: I think BUDDY FROM BUFFALO (now that was a tongue twister!) would be a fun date for the pawty. Butt, be sure to wear a helmet! And avoid kissing him at all costs!

CIARA WANTS TO KNOW: Dear Star, How can I get the old guy Phantom to play with me? Cute little Ciara,

Dear Cute little Ciara, Now that's easy! Just give the old guy a bottle of Geritol, a pound of prunes and wear a Carman-Electric mask. that ought to get his butt move'n!

MANGO WRITES: Dear Star, Why does the water in my swimming pool only taste good if I drink it whilst totally standing in the water?

Dear Mango, My theory is, in order for you to drink enough water to quench your thirst, you have to drink out of a swimming pool cause they don't sell water bowls that big at Pet Smart! Also, I think the chlorine is starting to give you a buzz!

SALLIE SAYS: Dear Star, My friend Alien started dating a Biker Frog. She's nice and all butt now he doesn't have time to play with me! Any advice?

Dear Sallie, If I were you, I would just be patient for now. Remember, you have to kiss a lot of Frogs before you find your Princess. And who knows? Maybe she'll give him warts!

Well Everybuddy, That's it for this weeks column. Thanks for writing and don't forget, Relationships, Beauty and Fashion are my passion!

Luv you all!
STAR.

GUESS WHAT THEY WORE ON OSCAR NIGHT?

2010-04-08T21:35:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star! I bet you didn't know that in addition to being an Advice Columnist, I am now a famous Fashion Designer! And "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" Magazine have asked me to do a feature on what all the Movie Stars worn on OSCAR NIGHT. Why, You ask? Because, they all wore beautiful gowns under the label of "STAR". and that's me!

First to show up on the red carpet was Bernadette Pee-ters! She was wearing my famous Red Bandanna Western dress! Doesn't she look just adogable?

ARNOLD SNIFF-AND-DIGGER showed up in a Pink Boa and Pearls. Apparently, his tux got lost at the cleaners! Sorry Arnold butt some of us can carry it off and some of us can't! You should have stayed home and just waited for the phone to ring.

Then there was KITTY WINDSBLOW looking smashing in my favorite Pink Tutu dress! You work it girlfurrend!

BONE RIVERS delighted the crowed with my Silver and Ice Blue Grass Length gown. Butt, for some reason, she kept hiding her face??? You looked Marvelous Darling!

TERRI YORKIE came in this adorable Black, White and Pink poka dot sun dress butt suddenly stopped and pooped!..ooops! I mean, POSED for a howling crowd!

Well that was my little Fashion Show. I hope you enjoyed it!

Oh, and be sure to hop on over to our furrend, Twinkietinydog's Blog. She has just started an Advice Column called: "Dear Twink," We wish her all the best of luck and don't forget to enter her other exciting event, GABE!

Pees-ess: It's still not too late to ask "Dear Star" a question before next week's column. Hope to see you soon!

Luv and Hugs,
Star and Riley too!

DEAR STAR ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS.

2010-04-05T13:37:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy! It's me Star from PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE to answer all your questions!

ZIM FROM THE ARMY OF FOUR SAYS: Dear Star, You are a BABE! How do you feel about reddish/blond coyote looking guys?

Dear Zim, Well, reddish/blond furr is SEXY, butt, it's the Coyote part that scares me!

KISSA BULL WRITES: Dear Star, Me and Coco Chanel want to know what ish your advice to land ush a handsum Stud Muffin?

Dear Desperate G-Dawgs, Now let me get this straight. You want to LAND a Stud Muffin right??? Okay? I'm assuming that you're on an airplane at this very moment right??? Sooo, the first thing you need to do is point your snouts downward and begin too pray! And the next time you want a muffin, fly "FIRST CLASS"! Hope that helps and Happy Landing! Gee, I get the weirdest questions!

TESSA SAYS: Dear Star, I want to tie the knot with Riley someday butt you said that your brother likes to rub his butt on the floor! THAT'S DISGUSTING AND REALLY TURNS ME OFF!!! Do you have more then one brother? If not, what to do I do now?

Dear Tessa, Nope! I just have one brother!

TWIX WANTS TO KNOW: Dear Star, I keep seeing the word "ROTE" butt I have no clue what it means! Does that make me a dumb redhead?

Dear Twix, The word "ROTE" means: "RIDING ON THE ELEVATOR". And no Darling, you are not a dumb redhead unless you get on when it says: "OUT OF ORDER"! then if I was you, I'd walk up the stairs.

BRUTUS WRITES: Dear Star, Everybuddy compares me to the "Toothless Dragon" from the new film "HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON". Confused Snorts, BRUTUS the FRENCHIE.

Dear Brutus, You don't look like the Toothless Dragon at all! Butt he sure looks like you! Or is it the other way around??? Oh, I don't know? Now I'm confused!!! Either way, you both are adorable sooo don't sweat it!

TWINK SAYS: Dear Star, How does one become such a skilled Columnist? Were you born this way or did your environment play a part in it?

ANONYMOUS WRITES: I'll answer that! She was born that way, and she's been telling us what to do, every since she got here!

CHER FROM HOLLYWOOD WRITES: Hey STAW! Rememba me, Cher? Ya probably doint recognize me cause I had more work done and dyed my hair blue. I'm dating a Seventeen year old Stud now so how do I look?

Dear Cher: Umm, I luuuv your hair, it sooo you! Have you put on a little weight? Your butt is showing! Butt then, you never did wear much anyway. Oh, and I don't mean to sound rude butt, what did your Surgeon do to your nose? It looks a lot flatter. Butt, I think you look grrreat, different, but grrreat!

MADI MEOWS: Dear Star, My mom goes to work early every morning and doesn't get home till late. I want her to stay home with me! What can I do you make that happen?

Dear Madi, It's all taken care of. I just called your mommy's boss and pretended I was her. I also said she was having morning sickness cause she's preggers! She should be home in about twenty minutes and for good this time! Now wasn't that smart of me?

THE BOOKER MAN WRITES: Dear Star, How can I convince my mama to let me snooze on the couch? I'm totally missin' out!

Dear Missin' Out, Well obviously, it's a very nice couch so if I was you, while she's not looking, I would have a couple of little oopsies on the couch. After that, it will be all yours!

SCARLETT, VIOLET AND RUBY WRITE: Dear Star, Everybuddy makes fun of us cause we belong to the "RED HAT SOCIETY". They say it's a stupid club and we look like FOOLS! And that Red and Purple don't look good together! This hurts our feelings cause we're just three gals who wanna have fun! Do you think we are crazy?

Dear Fun Loving Gals, Of course not! I think you look very Chic! And if you wanted to be Nuns, you would have joined the Nunnery!

LUDO VAN DOGGIE SAYS: Dear Star, How can I get my mom to take a bigger suitcase the next time she goes out of town? I want to crawl in and go with her!

Dear Ludo, Just take out some of her clothes and jump in! Oh, and be sure to poke some holes in it the suit case and whatever you do, don't bark! Good luck and have a grrreat trip!

Well Furry Frends, that's it until next time. I enjoyed answering all your questions and I hope to hear from you again soon cause remember, Relationships, Beauty and Fashion are my passion!

Luv,
STAR.

GLOBAL ANIMAL BLOGGING EVENT - ENTER NOW.

2010-04-02T20:38:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy! Riley and Star here! It's time to enter "GABE" hosted by our Sweet and good furrend, TWINKIE! And we have a grrreat "GIVE AWAY" too! We have a lot we want to share with you today, butt first we want to wish Everybuddy a HAPPY EASTER!

Now for the give away! It's a beautiful Hanging Cross created and designed by our mommy. It is made with Antique and Vintage jewelry. Done in Ivory and gold, with a Mother of Pearl Cameo and other wonderful Antique and Vintage jewelry.

Also, with rhinestones and hundreds of pearls, crystals and tiny beads all carefully placed. It measures 9 - 1/2" x 7". It's signed and ready to hang and comes in a gift box. The picture doesn't do it justice, butt trust us. It's gorgeous! Hope you win it!

Now for the rules: All you have to do to enter for our "Give Away", is to just comment on our Blog: "I WANT TO WIN"!!! Butt, be sure to leave your comment between now and April 17th at 11:59 P.M. Daddy will pick a name blindfolded and gagged out of a box and maybe it will be yours! Good Luck! And thank you again Twinkie, for all your hard work! We love you!

Also, we want to thank all of our Bloggy-furrends who have tagged us recently. Mommy has kind of been out of pocket lately. (whatever that means, what is she? A Kangaroo!) She hasn't been keeping up with things like she's SUPPOSED TO!!! Butt she promises to catch up real soon. Thanks so much for thinking of us!

And, we also wanted to remind all our furrends, to please pick up your Friendship Award from us if you haven't already. We want to share it with all our furrends! If we don't see it on your sidebar, then we'll think you don't like us! Sniff, sniff!

Well guess what came in the mail today? Easter Cards and a beautiful bandanna for Star from none other then her Heart Throb.....

REMINGTON!

Thanks Pal, That was cool of you! And of course, Star is drooling all over her card while she reads it!

OMD! I can smell his manly body all over this card! Sniff, sniff! And he's always sending me such beautiful gifts! I think he likes me! I sure hope so, cause I SURE LIKE HIM! THAT BIG HUNK OF A BO-DAWG! Oh, I think I need a cold bath! I can't believe I just said that!

And one more thing before we close. I'll be posting a new "Dear Star" Column in a few days so if you have a question for me, it's still not too late to ask your question on this post. I always love hearing from you and helping you with your problems.

Luv,
Star and Riley too!

Pee-sss: This one's for you Rem, and I just luuuv my bandanna! Thanks so much from the bottom of my heart!
Your Sweet Little Princess,
Star.

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP. bX-ERROR CODE AND CAN'T POST.

2010-04-02T12:16:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, Riley and Star here and we need your help! Mommy is not the brightest when it comes to computer problems and today we when we tried to post a comment, a bX-ERROR CODE Kept popping up!

Good grief! What the heck is that and now what do we do? We went to the "Help Center" and all they did was send us to a Help Forum which was no help at all! What's up with that?

We were wondering if any of you out there in Bloggers Ville has had this problem as well, and could tell us how to get rid of it! What a pain in the bucket!!!

You can email us at angelssr@sbc.global.net or leave a comment on our blog but we won't be able to comment back.

If there is anyone out there who can help, we would greatly appreciate it! Of all the blogging mommies to pick, they had to pick ours! Oh brother, we're in deep poopy now!

So, somebuddy PLEASE, PLEASE HELP!

Thanks a zillion!

Luv,
Riley and Star and Stephanie.

CALVERT FROM SCHNAUZER-TUDE SEEKS DEAR STAR'S HELP.

2010-03-28T13:41:00.000-07:00

Dear Star, I'm a Stud butt my mommy has gone off the deep end by dressing me all Preppy like! I keep telling her that I would rather go nakid! Chicks dig me nakid! What can I do to convince her that these threads have got to go? TOO SEXY FOR CLOTHES.

Dear TOO SEXY FOR CLOTHES, I agree with you! Unless you are going to Harvard, I'd throw those duds in the trash! Or speaking from a Fashion Designer's point of view such as mine, I'd add a pair of jeans with holes in the knees and butt. Now, you're look'n HOT and everybuddy wins! That's what I'm talk'n about!

Thanks, Calvert! Hi Every Doggie and Kitty! It's me Star, with "Pretty Kitty And Buffy Puppy Magazine". Well furrends, this week you have really put me to the test! Your questions just get wackier and wakier! So here I am with more information then you ever wanted to know!

ANONYMOUS WRITES: Dear Star, Me and my little Sis sleep in our pawrents bed. I'm a touchy-feely kind of pup and I luv to lay on top of mommy's head butt, she says it gives her a headache and moves me!

Then I lay on her legs and she gets all upset cause she can't get out of bed! And every time she moves, I go flying clear across the room! This really hurts my feelings and they never treat my sister that way, they let her sleep wherever she wants! Miss. Star, what advice would you give to me?

Dear Anonymous, Oh my, you poor little thing! That's just TERRIBLE! And so insensitive of your mommy! No sweet little doggy should have to take that kind of treatment and your sister sounds like a SPOILED LITTLE BRAT! My advice is to MOVE TO OREGON A.S.A.P.!!!

DORY SAYS: Dear Star, The Lhasa I like is an avid swimmer butt, I do not like the water! Do you think we could make this work?

Dear Dory, Of course Darling! First you drain all the water out of his pool, then you wear a cute Itsy-Bitsy-Yellow-Poka-Dot-Bikini butt with one top only. Then fix him a Strawberry Dogarita and I promise he'll never do the dog paddle again!

TWIX WRITES: Dear Star, I am having some hair loss issues and this really worries my mommy. I try to tell her it's no big deal, butt, she is freaking out! How do I make my hair grow back?

Dear Twix, Well, I understand that "MIRACLE GROW" works well except it grows like a weed!

MADI MEOWS: Dear Star, My mommy says that I am MOUTHY and in big trouble! What is that lady's problem? I never heard such rubbish! Who does she think she is speaking to anyway? I'm the DIVA of this house and she needs to show me more respect! Can I help it if I'm opinionated and always right? I need you to set her straight!

Dear Madi, I think I'll hand this one over to my Assistant, Mr. Anonymous. He handles all the scary ones!

FRANKIE SAYS: Dear Star, I am in engaged to two beautiful girls who happen to be sisters. I have peeed and peeed....I mean, pleaded and pleaded with them to PLEASE set a wedding date and LET ME KNOW NOW BEFORE I GO CRAZY!!! I have to rent a tux, you know?
I hate to ask them again, cause I don't want to make them cross with me. What should I do now?

Dear Frankie, One word....WORRY! I have been sniffing around myself trying to get the SCOOP and so far, all I've gotten is POOP! And I think you're in a WORLD OF IT! Have you tried texting them? As soon as I hear anything, you'll be the first to know or maybe the last, the way your luck's going!

JAZZIE WRITES: Dear Star, There's this little Westie named Molly who lives two doors down from me. She is like umm, I hate to say it, butt, SNOBBY! I want to play with her, butt she just ignores me! What can I do to make her like me?

Dear Jazzie, Stand in front of her house with a couple of real cute BoDawgs and as soon as she opens the door, walk off with them! This trick is called: I'm smarter then you SWEETIE! And, it works every time!

COCO HAS BUTT ANOTHER DOGAMITE QUESTION: Dear Star, I am in lust, err, love with someone else's Fiance. He is like Fudge Candy and I KNOW he has a roving eye! His name is Chester! How do I let him know that it's not too late for him to choose me cause he's not married yet and I don't fancy being known as the other WoDawg!

Dear Coco, He sounds like a real Lady's Man to me! And a roving eye you say, just one? Most Gigolos have two eyes, one going one way and one going the other! I'm not sure I would mess with his Fiancee especially, if she is bigger then you and that is a very strong possibility you know? Butt if you insist, I'll shoot him an email and see what I can find out.

CHESTER SAYS: Dear Star, Got your email about Coco. I may be engaged to Truffles, butt I'M NOT DEAD! So, I'm starting to have second thoughts! Another WoDawg named Godiva has feelers for me also. Butt, I have decided to put an end to this craving for chocolates! I'm locked into a chocolate pattern and I don't know what to do! Should I dye my furr blond or become a Priest? Or what about a Sheik? I could have my own Harem! Please help,! So many chocolates, so little time! I think I'm going mad!

Dear FUDGE CANDY, First of all, you could dye your hair blond cause blonds do have more fun but I don't think you're lacking in that area. Secondly, no Priesthood would have you! So I'd go with the Harem. You're on a Tootsie Roll now anyway, so why stop? I say, marry all three of them! And I hope you have better luck then Frankie with the wedding plans! Shssssh! You BoDawgs and all your women!

TWEEDLES WRITES: Dear Star, Do you make House Calls?

Dear Tweedles, Yes I do, butt do you mind if my Body Guard comes along? He goes with me everywhere! His name is Remington. I think he's a furrend of yours.

WHITNEY FROM:THREE DOXIES WRITES: Dear Star, I have a baby sister named Puddles. I think she is part Satan cause she is CRAZY!!! She wipes her butt on the floor, barks all the time at NOTHING and has no fear! Do you think I should perform an X-her-Sis-um on her and how would I go about it?

Dear Whitney, Now why would you want to do such a horrid thing like that? I see absolutely nothing wrong with Puddles! She is PERFECTLY NORMAL! In fact, she has the exact same traits that a very famous Columnist that I happen to know, has except for the BUTT WIPING! My brother does that!

Now leave her alone butt, if her head starts spinning, call a Priest immediately! And if she has Chocolate Brown furr, whatever you do, don't call Chester!

Well, Every Doggy and Kitty, it's been a blast butt now I have to get back to my Pee-mail.

Please feel free to ask me a question on my blog and I will answer it in my next Dear Star, post. And remember, Relationships, Beauty and Fashion are my Passion!

Luv ya lots,
Star.

DEAR STAR WITH PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE.

2010-03-25T13:34:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, It's me Star, from PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE. My oh my! I have received so many questions this week from kitties and pups asking for my advice. So I am going to post one DEAR STAR, column today and another one early next week. I wouldn't want to leave anybuddy out and I just luuuv your questions! So fasten your seat belts cause you are in for a ride!

TESSA FROM OREGON WRITES: Dear Star, I work very hard taking care of my mommy who is disabled. Butt, when she is resting, I get very lonely and I NEED a little puppy to play and snuggle with. My mommy isn't sure she is able to care for two pups but I know that I can take care of both her and a new puppy butt, how do I convince her?

DEAR TESSA: A new pup would be nice butt, what you need is an older dog about four years old who is big and strong and can take care of both you and your mommy and the heavy work around the house. When you are pooped out, he can give your mommy foot massages and then play and snuggle up with you. He will be loyal and a good Watch Dog and he will watch over you and your mommy and keep you both safe forever!

ANONYMOUS WRITES: Dear Star, I luv my pawrents and my little sis but I miss my girlfurrend Tessa sooo much! All I can think about is moving to Oregon to be with her. Butt, her mommy says she is too young to get married. How can I convince her mommy that this would be a good thing?

DEAR ANONYMOUS: Not to worry, I just took care of it! You should be getting a call from Tessa's mommy any minute now. And no need to thank me, it was my PLEASURE!

MYRTLE WRITES: Dear Star, My furrend Gertie and I go to the park every Sunday and sunbathe and try to meet guys. I'm a hot chick butt Gertie is a TON OF LARD and thinks she looks good in a bikini. It's so embarrassing! And not only that, but she refuses to get a bikini wax and just look at her legs! She has no shame! At this rate, I'm never going to meet Mr. Right! How can I tell her to cover up without hurting her feelings?

DEAR MYRTLE: I'm afraid that you are the problem my dear. It's obvious that you are a prude! If you want to meet guys then you need to loosen up and take off your tops or else, you're going to end up with that flaming flamingo!

KISSA-BULL SAYS: Dear Star, Do you think synchronized toots from all of us will make Bella feel better after her heartwormy treatment? We just want her to feel better fast!

DEAR KISSA-BULL: I say get out the gas masks then toot outside! And whatever you do, don't light up a cigarette!

BAILEY FROM: MARTHA AND BAILEY WRITES: Dear Star. Whenever we are out walking, I never get to be in front! Martha always has to be first! I am the oldest and the bravest so I should first!

DEAR BAILEY, Your problem is very simple, just kick her in the bum from behind! Would she rather be first and buttless? I don't think so? So there you go, now you're first!

MANGO THE MALTESE KIDDO WRITES: Dear Star, I haven't had a chance to express my love to a beautiful girl and now I hear she has a boyfriend! And it looks like they are deeply in love! What should I do now, leave them alone or kidnap her? DESPERATE PUP IN TEXAS.

DEAR DESPERATE PUP, What a shame! Looks like she's the one that got away! Butt not to worry, cause you are a handsome little pup and you will have no trouble finding a girl to love you very soon. By the way, have you met Gertie? Just a thought. Things always work out for the best so cheer up and whatever you do, DO NOT KIDNAP HER! Her mommy will be very sad and you will get in trouble with the law!

Well Everybuddy, that's it for today. I really enjoyed answering all your questions and because of you, I luuuv my job!

Please feel free to ask me a question when you leave your comments on my post to DEAR STAR, Editor of PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE.

And remember, Relationships, Beauty and Fashion are my Passion!

Luv,
Star.

BEFORE AND AFTER.

2010-03-22T17:07:00.001-07:00

Hi Everybuddy! Riley and Star here. Our furrend, Sharon is coming over butt we can't remember why?

Oh, now we remember, I feel so neckid!

If Remington sees me like this, I'm history!

Don't worry Star, mommy PROMISED she wouldn't post this on our blog.

I'll just shake this shampoo off and I'm out of here!

I keep telling you mommy, I like my hair long!

Hey lady, watch what your doing with that thing! Oh boy, I'll never live this down! Thank dogness Tessa won't see this!

Don't tell mommy butt she got the pictures out of sequence butt that's okay, cause nobuddy is going to see this anyway right?

Now that Sharon is all done with me, I'll just take a little nappy!

Riley, are you nuts? How can you fall asleep at a time like this? I'm freaking out over here!

O.K. I guess I could use a cut, I hate this mullet anyway!

She calls that a hair dryer? It's a vacuum cleaner, and she's sucking me up!

Well Riley, at least that's over, and don't tell mommy butt I do feel a whole lot better. Yea, well you don't look like a picnic table either, look at this bandanna I'm wearing!

THE END.

DEAR STAR

2010-03-19T18:09:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybuddy, Dear Star here, and I am having a cup of tea reading all of your burning questions and I think I answer all your problems! So here goes!

SADERMAXX WRITES: Dear Star, Where can I buy a kitty Saddle?

Dear Saddermaxx, Darling, being as I'm an up and coming Fashion Designer, this one is easy! Just get you a size "C" bra. Cover your kitty's head with one cup so she can't see and then put her butt in the other cup. Make sure it's well padded. Then strap it to you waist and snap! Then take off like h---! That should cure her of riding on your back forever!

ANONYMOUS WRITES: Dear Star, I have a real problem, it's my little sister. She follows me around everywhere I go and she thinks she has to be right next to me all the time! It's as if we are joined at the hip! I can't even take a nappy without her laying her head on my chest! And when I try to play alone with my toys, she wants to play too! I'm a Macho Dude and I have a life and she is starting to suffocate me! Please Help!

Dear Anonymous: Don't you just hate when that happens? I have the same problem with my brother! I'm afraid that you are just going to have to live with it!

MONA FROM: MONA AND MOMMY TOO! SAYS: Dear Star, Why can't I find a fella who wants to be my fella?

Dear Mona, You just need a little lesson on Finding A Fella 101. First, get ya a hot little number and then go to a Doggy Park. As soon as you get there, act like you don't know your mommy! If you don't, she will be the Kiss Of Death! She'll say things like... now, he looks like a nice young man, I can tell by his haircut and I bet he's from money! Or... oh, that one's not for you dear, he has a tattoo! Or... I don't like his mother, she's too pushy!

So after you ditch her, check out the merchandise and when you see a real Hottie, wiggle your little butt over to him but whatever you do, don't drool! Then say... Hi Big Boy, my name is Mona. That's all there is to it! I know, cause that's how my mommy met my daddy!

LIFE WITH DOGS WANTS TO KNOW: Dear Star, Does this coat make my butt look big?

Well Honey, turn around and let me have better look. Nope! It looks really FINE to me!

MADI'S MOM ASKS: Dear Star, Madi does not like the colorful cat tunnel we gave her for her birthday. How do you make a Diva Island Princess Cat do what you want her to do?

Dear Madi's Mom, First of all, you have it backwards. You don't tell a cat what to do, she tells you what to do! Got it? And what is wrong with you woman? Why didn't you take her to the Pet Store with you and let her try out all the toys till she found one she liked? I'm sure that she would much rather preferred a motorized helicopter so she could fly around the house! Or a speed boat that she could ride in the bathtub! Take that silly thing back and buy her a trampoline!

GEORGIA FROM ATLANTA WRITES: Dear Star, I broke up with my boyfriend last night so now I'm looking for a new one. I've seen this really cute Hunk named Remington and I am just dying to meet him!
I hear you know him and I was wondering if you could fix us up?

Dear Georgia, It just so happens, that he is kind of going out with a very close friend of mine, and she said, if you so much as look at him, she will write your phone number on every SEVEN ELEVEN bathroom wall in America! I don't think I would test her if was you!

MALCOM P. FITZ, P.H.D. WRITES: Dear Star, I have had the distinct pleasure of reading your column and I have become strangely attracted to you. You are a highly intelligent woman who I would be honored to have as my wife. I am a Professor at Harvard and I might add, a very good catch. I am fifty years old, never been married and I still live with my mother. I have never had a date because women seem to think I'm boring and my mother agrees! However, my desire is that you will bring out the animal in me and accept my proposal. My hobbies are reading.

Dear Malcom, I am deeply flattered but unfortunately, I am already taken. BUTT FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL GEORGIA! 290-578-3333.

FRANKIE FURTER FROM: FRANKLY SPEAKING SAYS: Dear Star, My mommy brushes my teeth 87 times a week and then I have to have them bushed again at the Vet's! How do I make all this brushing stop?

Dear Frankie, From what you're saying, your mommy is hopeless! Next time just tell the Vet to pull all your toothies out! Problem solved! Now you may have to switch to baby food but it's really quite good! Have you ever tried Mango Banana Meatballs?

Well Everybuddy, That's it for this week's addition of DEAR STAR, See you next week and I hope to hear from you with your questions. Remember Love, Romance and Fashion are ny Passion!

Luv,
Star.

WE GOT MAIL FROM REMINGTON.

2010-03-18T08:01:00.000-07:00

THIS IS RILEY AND STAR'S FRIENDSHIP AWARD AND IT'S FOR YOU!

Hi Everybuddy! Riley and Star here. Before we tell you about our mail from Remington, we have an award we would like to give to all our friends who have always been there for us and support us no matter how crazy we get! There are just too many friends to mention butt, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! So just take it with our love and appreciation for your friendship. Thanks and we luv ya! Riley and Star.

Yesterday mommy said; You guys got mail!

There were two cards, one for Riley and one for Star!
From our good friend, REMINGTON!

What does it say, Riley?

It says To: STAR, "HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY"!

Wow! How did he know I was Irish?

Riley, I can smell his manly scent and I'm feeling dizzy!

Now I'm feeling sick!

Thanks Rem for the beautiful cards, they mean sooo much to us! We luv ya Buddy!

Oh, and just a reminder to all our friends, you still have time to send in your questions to "DEAR STAR" I will be posting another column early next week so don't miss out on the fun!

Luv,
Star.

DEAR STAR SAYS: YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

2010-03-14T17:52:00.000-07:00

Hi Furry Frends, You won't believe some of the letters I have received this week for my Advice Column. Some of them are real doozies! Hope you enjoy this week's edition of DEAR STAR, Editor for PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE.

ANONYMOUS WRITES: Dear Star, Lately I've been thinking about getting married and starting a family. I told mommy about this and she cried and said, who's going to take care of me and daddy when we're old? Your sister has a successful career now and we can't expect her to, cause that would be too selfish of us!

I don't think it's fair! I deserve a life too, ya know? I think my sister should take care of them! After all, if it wasn't for me, she wouldn't be where she is today! This just isn't right! DON'T YOU AGREE WITH ME, MISS. STAR?......"Trapped in Texas"!

Dear Trapped in Texas, NOPE!!!

LORENZA SAYS: Dear Star, Is there any way I can convince my mom that I need baths more often? She says it's too cold but I don't take them outside!

Dear Lorenza, A Girly-girl like you, who never wears the same dress twice, should have at least two bubble baths a day. Also, a Full Body massage, facials and your nails polished to match your dresses! You are a FASHION DIVA and you deserve to be treated like one! I hope your mommy reads this column!

BUCKY FROM BALTIMORE WRITES: Dear Star, I don't know why, butt everybuddy makes fun of my teeth and they say I need braces! I think I look gooood and don't need braces! What do you think?

Dear Bucky, I agree with you. You don't need braces, what you need is a barbed wire fence to fix those choppers! Healthy pink gum's though.

Now this one is going to knock your collar off so hold on to your tails!
COCO WRITES" Dear Star, My 2legger and her 3legger Prince Charming, are reading your column and they are LTAO and ROTF!!! And WETTING THE FLOOR ! I keep slipping and I am getting peed off!

How do I stop them from ROTF? They look so stoooopid!!! Two big hoomans getting all tangled up, crying and laughing on the floor! Are all hoomans meant for the Assylum??? And now my little sista is ROTF and LHAO!!! I hope you can answer this before someone reports them!

Dear Coco, You'll have to excuse me for a minute, cause I'm ROTF and LMAO!!!.....Okay, I'm back. About them wetting the floor, there's not much you can do butt get a mop or make them go outside to wee-wee like they do us! And yes, some hoomans are meant for the Assylum and I know one personally, butt if I mention her name, I won't get this column written! You say your little Sista is imitating them? Now that burns my butt! I hope they do get reported!

I have a question: Where does a 3legger buy pants? Or are they custom made? Where does the zipper go and does he wear three shoes? Do you have any pictures of this 3legger? I don't think I've ever seen one before!

MADI SAYS: Dear Star, When my hooman Sister comes to visit, she brings scents of her kitty with her. This confuses me and I hiss at her cause I think there's another cat in the house butt I can't find her! Then my sister laughs at me and that makes me hiss even more! Star, this really hisses me off! What can I do to stop this?

Dear Madi, I'd spray your sister with Lysol Spray! Then I would wee-wee in her suitcase so when she goes back home, her kitty will hiss at her!

SADDIE FROM SADERMAXX WRITES: Dear Star, My kitten is always jumping on my back and taking a ride. I didn't mind when he was little but now he's getting bigger and taller then me! Got any advice?

Dear Saddie, Yes! Ride on his back! Butt, be sure to strap a saddle on him first cause kitties can climb trees and that would be one heck of a ride!....Whoohoo!

MARVIN - THE HOLLOW HOUND SAID: Dear Star, Today my Jeannie straightened her fringe too much and now her hair is sticking out all over the place! What can I do to keep her from doing this again?

Dear Marvin: Shut off the lectricity! Hoomans never learn!

KERRIE FROM KENTUCKY WHINES: Dear Star, I am dogpressed! I have been a Bridesmaid One Hundred and Seventy Seven times and never a Bride! I just don't understand it? My mommy says I am the most beautiful little doggy in the whole world! So why am I always a Bridesmaid and never a Bride?

Dear Kerrie, Try shaving your mustache!

Well, that's it for this week's addition of Dear Star. So until next time, remember: Love, Beauty and Fashion are my Passion! And if you leave your questions on my posts, I will answer them in my next Dear Star column.

Oh, Pee'sss! Thanks Coco for my reward and Lilybell for tagging us. As soon as mommy is released, she will post them.

Luv and Kisses,
Star and of course, Riley - Mr. Anonymous!

DEAR STAR - EDITOR FOR PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE.

2010-03-09T18:34:00.000-08:00

Hi Everybuddy, Hope you are having a great week! As for me, Pee-Mails for my Advice Column have been pouring in by the Zillions! So here are today's burning questions.

THE O.P. PACK FROM CHRONICLES OF WOOS WANT TO KNOW: Dear Star, Any suggestions on how we can get the new little PEST (Ciara) to stop playing with our toys? Woos, Phantom and Thunder.

Dear Phantom and Thunder, the problem lies with you and not your sweet little puppy sister, Ciara!

You two are adult doggies now and it's time to give up your toys to Ciara for more grownup activities such as, getting a job as guard dogs at Target or pulling weeds from the yard and picking up sticks. Or if you just want to goof off and have fun, take a Ceramics Class or Disco Dancing Lessons. Now, doesn't that sound rewarding?

ANONYMOUS WRITES: Dear Star, Yesterday I accidently, on purpose, stuck my paw in a wall outlet and I haven't been able to make my hair stay down since! What can I do to get my beautiful white hair to look like it used to?

Dear Anonymous, First of all, what kind of a HAIR BRAIN FOOL would stick their paw in a wall outlet? And what turnip truck did your mommy fall off of anyway? Hasn't she ever heard of Pup-Proof outlet covers? I have a mind to call A.P.S. on her!

As for your hair, there's good news and bad news! The bad news is, it's going to stay that way! The good news is, you can have it styled into a Mohawk and dye it green for St. Patrick's Day!

THE ARMY OF FOUR WRITES: Dear Star, How can we get one way tickets to Siberia? We live in Kansas and it's HOT AS HECK DOWN HERE! Besides, that's where our Dog-cestor's came from and we want to dig up some good old roots!

Dear ARMY OF FOUR, There are two ways to dig up roots! Tear up your mommy's trees or chew up your Family Photo Album! Trust me when I say, you do not want to go to Siberia! They don't have Internet there and the food sucks!

CHEWY FROM CHI'S IN THE CITY SAYS: Dear Star, My ears don't stand straight up like real Chihuahua's ears should and strange hoomans think I'm a Min Pin! What can I do to make my ears Pointy?

Dear Chewy, ONE WORD......STARCH! This is the only method that works and I'm not talking about Sissy Spray Starch either! Personally, I wouldn't do this to save my butt! Butt, if you don't mind a little pain, then it's well worth it!

Mix one box of Corn Starch to two cups of hot water and stir well. Your mommy will have to hold you upside down and dip your ears in the Corn Starch solution. Then stand on your head with your ears pointed to the floor for twenty four hours until dry and stiff! Repeat process after every bath!

If you are having second thoughts, that's o.k. Ears aren't everything, it's what's in your heart that counts! Good Luck!

BEATRICE FROM BOSTON WRITES: Dear Star, Okay, this is the deal! I LUV my Bling-Bling and I LUV my Champage! And I don't see a problem with that! I think I look pretty darn Classy and I feel good too! BURP! Butt, I CAN'T GET A DATE!!! Every Boy Pup I meet says I'm too HIGH MAINTENANCE and I act tipsy! Hick-up! So, what's the problem?

Dear Beatrice, Lay off the bubbles!

HUSKEE AND HERSHEY WANT TO KNOW: Dear Star, How do you stop a certain Border Collie from Shedding?

Dear Huskee and Hershey, Oh, this one Sweeties, is a "no-brainer"! Just get a Buzz! And I don't mean call Beatrice!

OLIVE FROM: OLIVE SAYS: Dear Star, I have never worn clothes...I am not sure how a dress would look? Do you have any advice for me? I do like the color Olive Green though.

Dear Olive, Oh Girlfrend! I've seen you around town and you have a body that would stop a clock! So, why not jumped out of your comfort zone and wear something that says "HELLO, HELLO"!

A black leather mini skirt with a red V-Neck T-Shirt and a pink sash tied around your waist with a Rhinestone "Bone" Brooch for a little BLING, BLING would be just darling on you! Butt, whatever you do, don't go shopping with Beatrice! And go easy on the cleavage! Be sure to send me a picture in your new outfit!

Well, thanks Everybuddy for sending in your questions. Without you, I wouldn't have a job! You can ask a question by leaving a comment and I will answer it in my next "DEAR STAR," post.

And Remember, LOVE, BEAUTY AND FASHION IS MY PASSION!

Love,
Star - Editor for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" MAGAZINE.

Pee-ess: Now, mommy has to get busy and catch up with Everybuddy else's blogs cause she says she can't do two jobs at once! I don't know why??? I do!

PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY MAGAZINE'S, DEAR STAR.

2010-03-06T17:05:00.000-08:00

Hi Everybddy! It's me Star. and as many of you already know, I am now the new Editor of "Dear Star" an Advice column on Beauty, Fashion and Relationships for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" MAGAZINE. Here are some pee-mails that I received from many of you last week.

FRANKIE FURTER FROM: FRANKLY SPEAKING, WRITES: Dear Star, I recently became engaged. Should we use a Wedding Planner or do it all ourselves? And would it be o.k. to ask for donations for Doggies and Kitties In Need instead of gifts?

Dear Frankie, HOLD THE PHONE!!! Just how many girlies are you planning to marry anyway? Last I heard, you were dating TWO girls! If that's the case, then I want to be a fly on the wall when you go on your Honeymoon! Whooo! Give me a moment to fan myself! As for the donations, I think that is a wonderful idea and very sweet of you!

FROM DORY AND MAMA OF DORY'S BACKYARD: Dear Star, How can I talk my mama into letting my hair grow long and stop cutting it?

Dear Dory: As you know, mamas can be very stubborn! You could probably bark till the squirrels go home, but she will never quit! My advice to you is to either hide under the bed or hide her scissors!

ANONYMOUS FROM TEXAS writes: Dear Star, I have this little sister who's fame has gone to her head! She goes around the house with her nose up in the air, takes my toys whenever she wants to, eats out of my bowl and squeezes her way in between me and mommy whenever we are snuggling! I love her a lot but I have had enough and I am at my tails end! Please tell me what to do!

DEAR ANONYMOUS, What a conceited little Brat! And how dare she treat you that way? Throw her in a crate with a warm blankie, then buy her a one way ticket to Siberia! Hopefully, she'll meet Dr. Zhavdogo and live happily ever after! Little Snip!

DEARTH STHAR, You are dwoing a wontherful job my Darling! Butt, dwon't get too conphfident becausth I'mmm not dwopping deadth until thhhey sthtop making POLLY GRWIPTH! Your fthriend, DEAR ABBY.

MADI FROM MADI AND MOM, Wrote: Dear Star, I want my hair to look fluffy and curly like yours. Could you please give my mommy some advice?

Dear Madi's Mom, First, make yourself a stiff Martini then put on an iron body suit, wash her hair then blow dry it while using a small curling brush but warning: Don't wind it up too tight! Tease it real good, then style. Spray it with AQUA NET, cause you want to be sure it's hard enough to knock on! Good Luck and let us know how it went.

COCORUE WRITES: Dear Star, Is there anyway I can keeeeel my Sista without going to jail?

Dear Coco, Not on your life! But you could keeeeel her with kindness and then she might just keel over from shock and then you'd be off the hook! Try it, it works every time!

MARTHA AND BAILEY ASK: Dear Star, Can you give us any fashionable ideas for what to do with our ears?

Dear Martha and Bailey: Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Do your ears hang low? If they can't do that, then I would suggest a hair net.

Well Everybuddy, that's it for this week. Thanks for dropping by and I hope to see you soon! Please feel free to ask your questions along with your comments on my posts to: "DEAR STAR" and I will post them next week in my "DEAR STAR" column. Luv, Star and Riley too!

HI, RILEY HERE. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW.

2010-03-05T17:18:00.000-08:00

Mommy's been feeling yucky all week and that's why you haven't heard from us. Butt we have been taking really good care of her and now she is on the mend. We didn't want you to think that we had forgotten you and mommy is going to try to catch up on all your blogs this weekend.

Also, we will be back on Sunday with "Dear Star" to answer all your burning questions. So don't forget okay? See you then!
Luv,
Riley and Star and mommy too.

OMD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

2010-03-01T20:38:00.000-08:00

A package came in the mail today and guess who it was from? Well, I'll give you a little hint. He's tall, dark and handsome! Athletic and a huge sports fan! He's big and strong but very gentle and kind and the dreamiest pup in the world! Yep! You guessed it, Remington!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened the package. There was a beautiful soft pink blankie with a big red heart and even two TUFF PEANUT BUTTER BALLS for Riley! Isn't he SWEET?

And then there was this card. I can't read it out loud cause it makes me blush all over! But if you click on it, it will get big and you can read it and it ends with Remington steal my heart. Well, get me a U-HAUL Truck and I'll be right over! He calls me his Sweet Little Princess, you know?

Hey Rem, Riley here. Thanks for the balls buddy, maybe someday we can play together.

Oh Rem, I just love this pretty pink blankie, it's so soft and cuddly! And is this your heart? Aaaah!
Well, I'm already to go night night now.

Gee, I think Remington likes me a little. Who would have thunk it? He's sooo dreamy!
Well Remington, I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight while I dream of you.
Hope you're dreaming of me too!
Nighty night now...Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Oh and one more thing! This has been quite a day! We also received a card that Madi and her Mom made just for us! Isn't it adorable?

And look what it says inside.

And this is the back of the card. Ooops! Sorry Madi, we turned you sideways. Leave it up to our mommy!

Well this sure was a day of lovely surprises and one we will never forget! Thanks Remington for the lovely gifts and Madi thank you for the card!

We luuuv you guys a bunch!
Riley and Star, Your (SLP) Blush, blush!

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. DEAR STAR.

2010-02-28T17:13:00.000-08:00

Today Riley and I are celebrating our 100th post! We have really enjoyed being a part of DWB and your constant and loyal friendship has meant so much to us! We love you and your mommies too!

And now for my big anouncement! I have a new job as Fashion, Beauty and Relationships Editor for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" Magazine. Everyday I receive thousands of cards and letters from pups and kitties from all over the world asking me for beauty and fashion tips and advice on how to improve their relationships.

Please feel free to ask your question anytime on our blog and I will answer it in my weekly DEAR STAR POST. Hope you enjoy it!

"DEAR STAR", IS A WEEKLY COLUMN WITH ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS, BEAUTY AND FASHION.

Dear Star, We are confused! Me and my brother here, want to be models for GQ magazine but when we showed up for a photo shoot they threw us out the door! We're good look'n pups so what's the problem? Bubba and J.B. from Texas.

Dear Bubba and J.B., Actually, I think you guys are hot, but those toe nails! Yuck! Get a pedicure!

Dear Star,
I have big hair and I like it ! But I am constantly ridiculed by my friends and family and my boyfriend says he's going to leave me! They say that I am stuck in the Sixties! What do you think? Misty from Manhattan.
Dear Misty, Hmmm, well you're definitely stuck in something! Not sure what? Maybe it's time for a new look or a new boyfriend.

Dear Star, please help! I'm a four year old handsome and macho pup, but every now and then my mommy goes off the deep end and dresses me in Pink! I'm thinking about running away from home but this is the only outfit I have and it's cold outside! What should I do? From: Anonymous in Arlington, Texas.
Dear Anonymous, I say, SUCK IT UP! AND BE GLAD YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK!!!

Dear Star, I am a sweet little boy kitty but my mommy complains all the time about my hair balls. This makes me sad! Benjamin in Belgum.
Dear Benjamin, Hair balls huh? Well that's just too much information! Moving right along....

William from Wyoming writes: Dear Star, I started wearing my hair in dread locks a year ago. Every since then, guys keep trying to kick my butt! What can I do to escape these bullies?

Dear William, Try moving to L.A.!

Well, that's it for this week's column. Hope to hear from you soon and remember, LOVE AND FASHION ARE MY PASSION!

Love, Star.

GOING SHOPPING BUT I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR REMINGTON.

2010-02-26T10:20:00.000-08:00

I'm sooo excited cause mommy is taking me shopping! I picked out this purse cause I want to look HOT just in case I run into that dreamy hunk of a pup, Remington! He calls me his little Princess you know?

Oh but wait, there's something wrong with this picture!

It's important that a girl knows how to accessorize and her outfit is never complete without her purse. They don't call me "Star - The Fashion Forward Diva" for nothing you know?
Well Rem, I got all dressed up just for you! Now it's off to Wally World! Hope to see ya there!

Oh, and I forgot to introduce you to my little Malt Molly. She likes pretty purses too!

I'M LEAVING HOME.

2010-02-24T19:21:00.000-08:00

Why? you ask? I'll tell ya why! After that stunt mommy pulled on me yesterday, I am leaving and never coming back! She tried to sabotage my date with Tessa by dressing me in Dragnet and in PINK! and I will never forgive her!

Yea, well if he thinks he's leaving me here with that crazy menopausal woman, he's nuts! I'm leaving too!
Star, It was just awful! I had to wait until dark to go pee-pee so nobuddy would see me! And when I got to Tessa's, her mommy told me that I was in the wrong neighborhood and wouldn't let me in until she realized it was me!

Yea, and thank dogness PINK happens to be Tessa's favorite color cause when she saw me, she kissed and sniffed me a zillion times!

Then her mommy fixed us a wonderful meal with candlelight and Italian music. Oh Riley, that's so romantic! Yea, we shared a plate of spaghetti. I can't wait to go back, her mommy is soo nice!

I'm all packed now and I am so out of here! I bet she'll be sorry!

Riley wait! Let me just grab a few things and I'll go with you. I couldn't bare to let you go alone, besides, I'd miss you!

Okay, let's see...I got my pink blankie, Miss. Piggy, my favorite squeaky toy and just a few clothes.

Okay...I'm ready! Riley, grab the luggage and let's haul butt!

She's kidding, right? Hey, I'm not a pack mule, grab your own luggage!

Riley, PLEASSSSSSE! I have to carry my purse!

Well, on second thought, maybe I'll stay home? And I'll even forgive mommy this time, butt this time only! After all, I do love her!
Shucks! Riley! I was really looking forward to maybe going to Hawaii and visiting Mochi and laying on the beach all day. I even packed my bikini! THANKS A LOT RILEY!!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU?

GETTING READY FOR MY DATE WITH TESSA.

2010-02-23T15:23:00.000-08:00

Hi Everybuudy, Riley here! I have a date with Tessa tonight and I'm so excited that I'm actually looking forward to taking a bath! Now that that stupid mullet has grown out, I'm back to my studly self.

Mommy says she just has to add a few more finishing touches and then I'm ready to go out with my darling Tessa!

I'm having a nightmare!

LOOKING FOR MISS. PIGGY.

2010-02-22T22:02:00.000-08:00

I have a favorite toy. Her name is Miss Piggy and I think she ran away from home. I miss her pretty pink fur and her squeaky little oink! Maybe she's in here?

Nope!
I've looked everywhere and I still can find her! I'm exhausted!

She's probably mad at me cause I bit her ear off.

WHITE FEATHERS.

2010-02-20T17:03:00.000-08:00

My mommy luuuvs white feathers! She thinks they are the prettiest of all feathers! Can you tell?

Especially, if they're mine!

Silly mommy!
Luv,
Star.

I CONFESS.

2010-02-19T08:33:00.000-08:00

It's time for me to fess up! I know, you think that I'm this prissy little Diva that lays around all day on a white satin pillow. I bet you also think that I never get dirty or have a hair out of place. Well guess what?
Every morning when I eat my breaky all my ladyness goes right out the door! I don't mess around, I just make a mess! The best way to eat breaky is to just dive in!

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

IT'S SNOWING LIKE CRAZY. PART TWO.

2010-02-16T18:46:00.000-08:00

Hey Star! Let's go for a ride in the snow! I'll just start it up! What's wrong Riley? It won't start. Oh, Crap!

What's that mommy? It's out of gas? And your not buying any more?

Star, don't go.

Who needs that old clunker anyway? I'd rather eat snow!
Aaah, look at you two! You have snowballs all over you and you are just freezing! Here, let me hold you and keep you warm. I knew it! The minute we start having fun, here she comes! And there's daddy with that flashy box! Oh brother, not again! Mommy I just wanna play! Yea, and I want to go in for a nappy! Okay kids, just one more little picture for daddy and then you can play.

I don't believe this! They just won't stop! I've been a perfect little angel all year and this is how she treats me?

I gave up ten weeks of my life dancing my butt off and wearing those stupid costumes she made me and this is how she repays me?

Not to mention, that we've been good watch dogs and have kept away the bad guys!

And if it weren't for us, she wouldn't have a life! Riley, are you listening to me?

Oh yea Sis, every word!

Just one more picture, kids....say CHEESEEEEEE!

She never keeps her promises!

And Riley, remember when.......RILEY!!!!!!!!!

OMD, IT IS SNOWING LIKE CRAZY. PART ONE.

2010-02-14T19:50:00.000-08:00

Star and Riley here with our mommy and you are NOT going to believe this! Last Thursday it was snowing like crazy here in Texas and it's the most snow we've had in thirty years! That's right, ELEVEN INCHES and sooo beautiful! Now, if mommy would just put us down we could go play in it! Yea, daddy quit encouraging her!
Mommy! LET US GO!!!
Why does she think this is so funny?
Free at last and this is the first time I have ever seen snow. I think this is going to be a piece of cake! Whoah! I think I'm sinking!
OMD! It's deeper then she is! And she's not one bit afraid! That's my sister, Star!
Yip-pee! This white stuff is cool!
Come on Riley, let's play!
I could get used to this!
Yikes! I think my butt is frozen!
Oooh! This feels sooo good!
She's going crazy and I'm getting out of here!
She can freeze her butt off ! I'm going inside!
Look mommy, I'm a frozen popsicle!.... Uh, that's really cute Star!
Oh Riley, you're so cold, let mommy hold you.

Well, it's still snowing HUGE flakes out here so we're going inside for a while to get warmed up. Butt we'll be out again, so don't miss Part Two of IT'S SNOWING LIKE CRAZY!.... Riley, where's Star? I dunno mommy, it's so white out here, I can't see her anymore!.....Ooops!

NO MORE LOOK'N FOR LUV IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES

2010-02-13T12:23:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day Everybuddy, It's me Star, and there's somebuddy really special out there that I just go ga,ga over! Can you guess who he is? I sure hope he asks me to be his Valentine? And I not talk'n about Riley!
Happy Valentine's Day, Star. I'm giving you this grrreat big kiss just to let you know how much I luv you and I don't share these luscious lips with just anybuddy you know? Aaaaah, thanks Riley, I luv you too! You're the best brother in the whole world!

Oh, and look at these beautiful Valentine cards we received. They're from Remington and Mona and Mommy too. Yea, and not to mention, all the Valentines we received through pee-mail!
Riley, don't you just love Valentine's Day? And just think, only a few days ago you thought that nobuddy would want to be your Valentine. And now look what you've started! They're lining up at the door and every time the door bell rings, I jump out of my skin! And all the neighbors are yelling, "WHERE'S THE FIRE?!!!"

Yea, no kidding! I've been getting offers from beautiful women-doggies from all over the world! Wow Riley, I'm impressed! Yea, and Lilybell is duke'n it out with Tessa!
Lilybell? OMD! Is she nuts??? She can have any Chuwawah she wants! Or ANY doggy for that matter. She's gorgeous and she's going to be rich and famous someday with her jewelry line and will probably marry George Clooney!
Well Riley, now what are you going to do? You're on Valentine Overload! Oh, no problem, I luv em all!
Hey Star, what's up with you and The Rem? Oh, isn't he just the dreamiest? Uh, he's a little big for ya isn't he? I mean, he weighs 110 pounds more then you do! And if he ever stepped on you, you'd be history! Well I think he's a Gentle Giant and he would never ever hurt me!
Riley does have a lot of Valentines, even more then me...no fair! but I know who's really stolen his heart but I'm not telling! No way, no how!
Tessa! Isn't she the sweetest little thing you ever saw? And she's a nurse you know? I just luv Tessa don't you?

Star, I've noticed that whenever this one pup comes around, you start grinning like a possum from ear to ear and light up like a Christmas tree! Just like you are doing right now!
Yep, it's true, and it's Mango The Maltese Kiddo! How could I resist his charm? Just look at that cute face! Yea well, I think he's more in luv with his toys then he is with you!
Well my Dear sweet little, adorable princess, and I don't mean you Star. I guess it's time for me to fess up!

"You came howl'n at my heart's door-orrr....Your everything I've been look'n for-orrr!

No more looking for luv in all the wrong places, sniff'n for you and looking for traces, of what...I'm dreaming of... Now that I found a frend and a lover, God bless the day I discovered, YOU looking for me! Owoool!
I luv you Tessa, will you be my Valentine forever? PLEASE???
Luv, Riley.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBUDDY AND WE HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! We know ours have!

LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.

2010-02-07T20:13:00.000-08:00

Well Star, Valentine's Day is just a week a way and I don't have a special somebuddy to share it with and I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!! Yea Riley, I know what you mean. There's this cute little boy doggy that I"m hoping will ask me to be his Valentine but I haven't heard from him in quite a while now.
Yea, well that's the story of my life but with girl doggies. I guess..... "I' WAS LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES, LOOKING FOR LOVE IN TOO MANY FACES, WAITING FOR PEE-MAIL, LOOKING FOR TRACES, OF WHAT I'M SNIFFING FOR-ORR, HOPING TO FIND A FREND AND A LOVER, GOD BLESS THE DAY I DISCOVER, ANOTHER HEART, LOOKING FOR LOVE". RILEY! CAN IT!!! O.K.
Gee Riley, I don't know why you can't find a Valentine? You're so handsome and mommy says you're a real good kisser! Now that's kind of weird? Star quit spreading that around!

What about Lorenza? She's cute. Yes, she's beautiful and I heard that her Grandfather is the famous Oscar de la Renta! Ah ha! I knew it! Well Riley, you still might stand a chance with her? Do you think so?

Or if not Lorenza, what about Dory? She's always flirting with you. Oh, I think she would rather chase squirrels. Then dye your hair gray! No way, I want to be her date, not her lunch!
Poor Riley he's so depressed! In fact, I'm starting to get a little depressed myself.
Hey Star, maybe I'll ask Madi to be my Valentine? Yea and the first time you try to kiss her, she'll scratch your eyes out! I think you'd have better luck with her mom. Good point!

I once made Winky Eyes at Asta but I think she may be sweet on somebuddy else. Well Riley, you are a little short you know? Well, so it Brad Pitt!

"AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LUUUUV, OH I GUESS HE'LL NEVER KNOW, HOW MY LITTLE HEART FEEEEELS, AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM SOOO".
Gee, it must be nice to be in love? I guess I'll never know.
Hey Riley, I got it! How about Tessa?
Nope, that won't work. Her mommy said I was too old for her. What? You're too old for her mommy? No, Tessa! Well Riley your hair is getting more whiter every day and you just turned four and that's pushing thirty in dog years.

Well, I'll have you know little Miss. Smarty pants, that people say I look just like Richard Gere and he has PRETTY WOMEN hanging all over him like a cheap suit! That's true.
Hmmmm, I know...... Lily Bell! She's a little cutie and I think she has her eye on Riley. Although, now that she has her own jewelry line, she may not be interested anymore cause she's going to be rich and famous!

Clark Gable here and I'm saving my heart for for that special somebuddy whoever she may be? Gee, I hope she comes along soon before I go bald!
Don't worry Riley, if worse comes to worse, I'll be your Valentine. Well on second thought, maybe I won't. Good luck Bro.
Gee, I sure hope Riley finds a Valentine soon cause he is driving me crazy!!!

WE'VE BEEN OUT OF POCKET AND IT'S ALL HER FAULT.

2010-02-03T19:12:00.000-08:00

Hi Everybuddy,

It's really mommy who's been out of pocket cause she's been babysitting again! We miss her when she's gone but WE MISS OUR FRENDS A LOT MORE!!! AND WE WANT OUR LIFE BACK!

Look at our poor little sad faces, aren't we pathetic? We wouldn't mind so much but we can't type! She taught us how to dance, so you would think she could at least teach us how to type! Oh no, not her! She just left us here helpless and daddy's no help either!

We check our pee-mail everyday and we haven't had any new mail in a snail's age and it's ALL HER FAULT! We will be looking for a new mommy if she doesn't get her act together right away! We even miss that flashy box, that's how depressed we are AND IT'S ALL HER FAULT!

Mommy says now that she is back she will try to catch us up with everybuddy and get us our life back. She better or else we're gonna be looking for a new home real soon! Sob, sob!

Luv,
Riley and Star.

TAKING A NAPPY. PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB.

2010-01-25T19:58:00.000-08:00

Today mommy took us for a long walk in our neighborhood and we met two cute little doggies and now they are our new best friends. But guess what? MOMMY DIDN'T BRING THE CAMERA!!! We told her to bring it, but would she listen? No!!! I sure hope we see them again soon so we can introduce them to all of you. Next time, I'm gonna make Riley carry the camera!
Oh, I'm so tired, I think I'll just take a nappy right here on my pawrent's bed. They won't mind.
I'm laying on my nice soft pink blanket and dreaming of you know who?
Geeze-maneeeze, Star! Would you please stop talking in your sleep! I'm trying to get a decent nappy here!
This is the life! Sleeping on a king size bed. I feel like a princess!
Oh, oh! Is that mommy I hear?
Oooops! I think I'm busted!
I am busted! Now what?
Well, I guess it's back to sleeping on this hard floor. What I want to know is, who made up that fib about me being spoiled? Poor little pitiful me!

Pee-ess. Mommy wants everybuddy to know that we have been having computer problems. We got it fixed yesterday and now it is acting up again! So if you don't hear from us right away, you will soon. We hope??? Luv, Riley and Star.

TRUE COLOURS THURSDAY-BLUE & WHITE.

2010-01-20T15:03:00.000-08:00

Hi Riley here, and today is "TRUE COLOURS THURSDAY". My favorite color is BLUE cause blue is for a boy and I am all boy, that's for sure! Top that with my pretty WHITE hair and you have a BLUE AND WHITE Riley.
Star looks real pretty in blue with her shiny white hair. Kind of reminds me of a little cloud.
Here she is in her Ice Blue satin and lace dress dancing. Boy, that girl sure loves to dance!
And here she is again doing the Cha, Cha, Cha in a Blue and White very skimpy dress which daddy had a fit about when he saw it!
Like my Blue and White Bow Tie? It matches Star's skimpy dress.
This is a BLUE AND WHITE biscuit box. It's really where mommy keeps the Doggie biscuits and treats. She thinks she being clever and fooling us but we're too smart for her.
This BLUE AND WHITE picture is for all you ladies out there. I'm still looking for my soul mate but I haven't had much luck. Maybe she'll find me??? Guess I'm just unlucky when it comes to love. I don't know why? Everybuddy says I'm" buff" and a really GOOD KISSER!
This is my BLUE AND WHITE Obedience School degree. I got an "F" but they passed me anyway cause I was so cute. I was only one year old.
This beautiful BLUE AND WHITE picture of Star is for her fella. AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Well us two little white doggies are all ready for our nappy. We're all bundled up in our BLUE blankie. HAPPY BLUE AND WHITE THURSDAY every buddy!
Love, Riley and Star.