BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. DEAR STAR.
Today Riley and I are celebrating our 100th post! We have really enjoyed being a part of DWB and your constant and loyal friendship has meant so much to us! We love you and your mommies too!
And now for my big anouncement! I have a new job as Fashion, Beauty and Relationships Editor for "PRETTY KITTY AND BUFFY PUPPY" Magazine. Everyday I receive thousands of cards and letters from pups and kitties from all over the world asking me for beauty and fashion tips and advice on how to improve their relationships.
Please feel free to ask your question anytime on our blog and I will answer it in my weekly DEAR STAR POST. Hope you enjoy it!
"DEAR STAR", IS A WEEKLY COLUMN WITH ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS, BEAUTY AND FASHION.
Dear Star, We are confused! Me and my brother here, want to be models for GQ magazine but when we showed up for a photo shoot they threw us out the door! We're good look'n pups so what's the problem? Bubba and J.B. from Texas.
Dear Bubba and J.B., Actually, I think you guys are hot, but those toe nails! Yuck! Get a pedicure!
I have big hair and I like it ! But I am constantly ridiculed by my friends and family and my boyfriend says he's going to leave me! They say that I am stuck in the Sixties! What do you think? Misty from Manhattan.
Dear Misty, Hmmm, well you're definitely stuck in something! Not sure what? Maybe it's time for a new look or a new boyfriend.
Dear Star, please help! I'm a four year old handsome and macho pup, but every now and then my mommy goes off the deep end and dresses me in Pink! I'm thinking about running away from home but this is the only outfit I have and it's cold outside! What should I do? From: Anonymous in Arlington, Texas.
Dear Anonymous, I say, SUCK IT UP! AND BE GLAD YOU HAVE CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK!!!
Dear Star, I am a sweet little boy kitty but my mommy complains all the time about my hair balls. This makes me sad! Benjamin in Belgum.
Dear Benjamin, Hair balls huh? Well that's just too much information! Moving right along....
William from Wyoming writes: Dear Star, I started wearing my hair in dread locks a year ago. Every since then, guys keep trying to kick my butt! What can I do to escape these bullies?
Dear William, Try moving to L.A.!
Well, that's it for this week's column. Hope to hear from you soon and remember, LOVE AND FASHION ARE MY PASSION!
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