HEY STAR, I NOTICED YOU AROUND, I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, WOULD YOU GO FOR A WALKIE WITH ME?
Hey Star, I noticed you around, I find you attractive, would you to go for a walkie with me?
THIS IS DANCING WITH THE STAR!....THE RESULTS SHOW! (Is that a WONDER BRA your wearing Samantha?)
Samantha? Star, just how tense is it out there? Ssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
Star, we need to break you from this bad habit of yours! And stop doing it on the dance floor!
Rileeeee and Starrrrr, you are SAVAGE! and PRIMEVAL!!! Oh Sweetie, you have no idea!
Back to you, Samantha. Riley and Star, if you get voted off tonight, what do you most want to be known for? "The Bad Butt Couple"!
Oh Riley, I failed miserably and it sucks! I tried, but this week was poop! Snif, snif! Oh don't cry Star, we'll beat Donnie Next week, I promise.
DONNIE, WE'RE GONNA EAT YOU FOR LUNCH!!!
LAST NIGHT MILLIONS OF YOU DOGGIES AND KITTIES OUT THERE, VOTED FOR RILEY AND STAR.....HAVING COMBINED THE SCORES.....DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM, DUM!....RILEY AND STARRRR, YOU ARE SAFE!!!
VOTE NOW! THE LINES ARE OPEN! DIAL: 1-800-DOGGIES OR SEND A TEXT MESSAGE TO: "I GOTTA PEE"!
Ooooh, Ooooh, Please vote for us! Ooooh, Ooooh!!! Oh no Star, not again?